The 37th Just Shaggers are on their way! Watch out for accidental erections and bruising injections, polish your perfect ovaries, we're climbing a mountain and digging deeply to get our BFPs!

[honeysucklejasmine]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like <strong>something</strong> = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

The link to Part 36 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2263704-O-Come-all-ye-Viroids-joyful-and-triumphant-Deck-the-halls-with-Contraband-All-I-want-for-Christmas-is-a-BFP-Just-Shag-all-the-way-no36" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/a2272951-The-JS-Grads-turn-19-Were-cooking-and-popping-out-our-JSing-babies-with-style-co-ordinated-changing-bags-and-a-healthy-dose-of-humour" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

We are the dark side of MN. Welcome

I have no idea what those supplements are tink so can't help you there! Are you sure they won't affect your treatment (is it next month for your referral?). Sorry I can't be of more help! I hate the IC OPK's but I'm trying to use them ontop of my other contraband this month.

DP actually asked me where all his deodorant lids keep going haha.

I'm in pain with stomach cramps currently :( really bloated. Think I'm constipated :(

roc in this house is a jam jar...think dp would have me sectioned if I decorated it but I love the idea of photoshopped sperm!

Boo jelly that sounds miserable

muddy keep positive..sending over witch prevention vibes

Jam jars I can do! I have stickers going on hols early Sat so will use it on Friday if I get that far! CD 28.

jelly they're just vitamins except the Pregnitude which is just frolic and something called myo inositol which I hope is supposed to fix me! Also, I want it to make me clean the house and get up on time etc. Unlikely, but about as likely as getting upduffed...
Are you dehydrated? OJ and black coffee might help? Aren't you an accountant? You could work it out with a pencil! (Boom boom) ok ok I know that's lil.... Try some fluids x

Rhi love you're planning on va-jazzling your ROC - and DP sperm are inspired!

Tink I am still rooting for your against odds BFP this week. Am due AF same day as you & am not really feeling it what more does it take - I surrounded that fecker with jizz?!

Jelly as per Tink on the fluids. Plus maybe exercise - are you C25King - perfect! Also a butt load (heehee, sorry) of green veg.

I think it's your turn noniks although I started with the best intentions I did not do well on the shagging this month. I am happy for you to take the prize this time, not least because then I can indulge in the apres ski to my hearts content. And I won't be wasting these vitamins.... (self preservation kicking in early there)!

Hopefully the vits will work then tink.

Don't think I am dehydrated, I made an effort to drink MORE water than usual today because I want to see my EWCM this month. Must have had about 4 cups of water, a coffee and a hot chocolate. Eaten a salad sandwich for lunch with an apple and orange, so pretty healthy, so no idea why I'm in pain with this :( hot bath will sort me right out! (Oh i'm in insurance not accountancy, so more boring haha)!

Also, I'm with noniks on this one tink and hoping for a magic BFP before your treatments start.

tink I'd say it can't hurt BUT we don't a fortune on fertilaid for dh and still ended up in the fc lab. fwiw I think I'd wait until your treatment was dine then try as you are for a couple of months before shelling out hunger preventing prices on vits. no scan until Friday so no idea if the tablets are working. I do have tax exam results due tomorrow morning though.
lol at the pencil joke BTW.

jelly ya for earlier high. hope it turns into a peak PDQ!

thanks lil :) so do I this time round!!!

Noniks and Tink are you also coming to the poas party this weekend? Think there's 6 of us now for Friday/Sat poas. Wish it was an actual party. Rhi could pimp our pissy sticks with glitter and sequins!

Ah Tink - it's both our turns!! Swiftly followed by Lil magic BFP!

Muddy would love to be at the pissy party... We'd better at least 2 BFMFP between us all surely?!

jellypi yes of strong symptoms. It seems to come on very suddenly. Emotions all over the place, crying with happiness last night, feeling overwhelmed and sad tonight...my back is killing me. Slight nausea but nothing to write home about, twinges in my tummy and vaj. Boobs are ok today...they were really bad before my BFP. It's a magical time! I hope you're all feeling the same soon!

lil I've already bought them you know you're ttc when drunken online shopping is at zita west not zara!

As for the poas party, I'll kick things off on Friday as we have a 6am flight on Saturday. AF will no doubt appear on Thursday but if not I will use my digi that is at least 2 years old and I now think may not be the lucky one but a curse!!!!! must get rid! Out of 6 of us we must get at least two right? My money is on noniks for sure, and a n other. (Purposefully cryptic).

jelly sounds like trapped wind to me? Deflatine works for me, don't let oh go down on you after taking it. That's from experience...

Aah stoat I'm so glad it's magical. However you feel is fine, I'm trying to get into mindfulness so I can enjoy every moment.

I ought to look into that tinker

I think I might treat myself to a clear blue digital this weekend so I can join in the fun. Living on the edge, me!

Sorry ladies. May have missed something here... What's roc?

Ha ha Tink, PMSL at the deflatine, that must have been quite the moment!! DH's school has just had the OFSTED phone call so will not be DTD until at least Thursday, if not Friday, therefore I will remain a liberated-jizz virgin until then. I am however now more grateful for my super long cycle. Bring on the POAS party, I would like pictures of vajazzled ROSS please.

*ROCs!

mummy ROC is one's receptical of choice in which to pee when one needs to dip one's piss stick.

I see!! Thanks!

Rhi, definitely need to see pictures of the sequinified ROC. Love it!

Last cycle, I tried POAS directly rather than ROC and dipping. The instructions all seem to say that's the normal way to do it, but seems a bit hit and miss (literally) to me! Does anyone do it that way or do you all use ROC?

I'm currently imagining a line of "Just Shagging" branded swarovski encrusted ROCs and chuckling to myself.

EWCM and stabby ovary pains. Going to put on my cape and attempt to dtd... wish me luck!!

loltink that made me laugh so hard I spat out some Dr Pepper!

Well I think it was a bit of trapped wind and constipation. TMI here but I managed to "go" and it's eased up a lot, and the bath has helped, so thank god for that eh!

Town I pee directly on the Clear Blue digi sticks, it's much easier than dipping them. But if you don't have much flow it's difficult haha!

Where's gaggia recently? Cleaning her house still??

Tink I am so keeping my gingers crossed for your BFP this week! (And this must be a record for number of pissers on one weekend???)

Town I haven't actually taken a hpt since TTC but have been using the cheapie opk strips which you can't pee straight onto, think they are too tiny. Think you can piss straight onto normal tests though, that's what it says on the instructions.

My ROC is the glass pot from one of those fancy Gu deserts. I like to piss posh

OMG who was it that had the legendary boil? I think got on too!!

You have a boil Jelly?!