The 37th Just Shaggers are on their way! Watch out for accidental erections and bruising injections, polish your perfect ovaries, we're climbing a mountain and digging deeply to get our BFPs!

[honeysucklejasmine]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like <strong>something</strong> = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

The link to Part 36 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2263704-O-Come-all-ye-Viroids-joyful-and-triumphant-Deck-the-halls-with-Contraband-All-I-want-for-Christmas-is-a-BFP-Just-Shag-all-the-way-no36" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/a2272951-The-JS-Grads-turn-19-Were-cooking-and-popping-out-our-JSing-babies-with-style-co-ordinated-changing-bags-and-a-healthy-dose-of-humour" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

We are the dark side of MN. Welcome

Pud my DH doesnt exercise but has a physical job & likes his beer too much? I have prepped him for this month & said he needs to tell me how to approach it, if i say nothing i get nothing, & if i say i want it im putting him under too much pressure, I have a much higher sex drive but it jasnt been an issue until ttc, we have been together 8 years so I guess I cant expect to JS all the time!

Both myself and my dp have low libido. Mine comes and goes but sometimes I just have to force myself to get into it then I usually enjoy it. My dp has never once initiated it. He feels too embarrassed coz I'm his first and he doesn't feel like he knows what to do! We're working on that!

honey we were doing well eod until last night! Does anyone else find that conceive plus makes your oh last longer? Well dp lasted so long that he lost it Just went all floppy and no amount of coaxing could bring it back! Think we'll try tonight without the lube........ I'm still on flashy smileys!!!

Jcandy I am the same, I also have low libido. DH's is higher, but not by much. Like you say, though, once you're doing it, it's good!

Yeah, JC, he dislikes it for that reason. I agree with him!

Guys, where is Purple?

If low libido is a sudden thing check what meds he's on - I know some meds like blood pressure pills can reduce libido. It might end up being something really random.

Just let's try and hold out til Sat morning. Getting yourself worked up before an observation makes no sense. Plus if it is a bfp there's 9 more months of waiting so may as well get used to it I reckon says the girl who wanted to poas dpo 9.

Yeah it's fine if we've got a long lazy Sunday morning but not if we've got 10 minutes before bed and we're both tired!! Think we might have to use it sparingly!

I'm here! Still knackered and nauseous but not complaining. Had a busy day today. Will catch up now

We haven't DTD since we conceived the bean. I am too tired and can't be arsed which I know isn't good!

muddy ok you're on....don't have any sticks in house so as long as I can avoid all shops til after work friday I should be able to hold off!

Just you can def do it - you're one step ahead of me as I do have a stick in the house. Not going to use it. Hopefully we'll both make it to Sat witch free!

purple !! How you doing? You graduated yet? Or you sticking with us a bit?

I was shocked the effect coming off depo made on my libido. I enjoy sex a lot more now too. Never had a problem with concieve plus making DP last too long.

Question for you tempers, I took a temp on Thursday and it was really high, but I was in full swing of a cold. Should I disregard that temp?

Yay! Hello Purple!

I'm still here. I have gone onto the grads thread as I have lots of questions! I don't understand a lot of their chat though, I'm picking it up though.

I'm at the preconceptual clinic tomorrow for diabetes. The nurse knows I'm upduffed though. Went to the GP surgery get a bounty pack today but they had run out. I did fill in a form though too. Suspect the diabetes GP will want to see me at some point soon too.

I have babybrain and can't remember what I've posted before. Today I reached the point where last time I started spotting. This time there has been none I know it doesn't mean game over but I probably will panic if there is any

You guys have made me feel much better about the whole low libido thing. In all fairness in the last year DH has had major back surgery and started on antidepressants... so I'm probably being a bit unfair on him. Team that with feeling a bit awkward and embarrassed about sex and it's no wonder he can be a bit reluctant.

I'm going to (non-intimidatingly) don my cape at the end of the week... but I might need a bit of moral support if I get down in the dumps about it again.

Sounds like there is lots of potential POASing coming up in the near future. Who's next to POAS?

Yay Purple, that's one mini-milestone you've reached!! Give it a couple of weeks and you'll be a complete baby-growing expert on the grads thread (ready to give us all a bit of advice when we join you!).

sunshine is he on painkillers too? Strong pain killers and anti depressants will kill his urge as well as give him some side effects that won't make him feel sexy. On top of that pain is a massive passion killer.

Yay Purple, I hope you are a bit calmer about it now then. Stay chill, and keep in touch! We all want to be joining you on the grad thread soon!

I'm looking forward to this weekend then I've passed the whole MC stage of last time

There's room on the grads fred for you all. Come join me in my ignorance of all things pregnancy related

Go sunshine! Your post about you cat eating Jizzy tissue made me LOL

Just and Muddy, I'm due to POAS on Saturday too. I also have no packs in the house (got through 4 last month), and am v impatient. Country, do you want to join or are you going to try on Friday? 5 more sleeps.....hope the witch stays well away

You'll be fine sweetheart! Can't wait to join you, getting impatient now!

Watching the BBC adaptation of Pride and Prejudice on Netflix. Omg, I can quote the whole thing!

town I'm due Friday so sensibly I was going to try and go to Saturday but have a twin pack in the bathroom so I'll see how I go. I do have a stinking cold so am incredibly distracted with all the laying down under a blanket.

town country muddy poas party sat

Woohoo, can't wait!!!
But I will wait. I WILL wait....

Boo to the cold Country.

Evening all

Glad you're doing well Purple

Sunshine forgive I can't remember if you have regular cycle and/or know when you ice, but perhaps a mini break/cheap week in sun in that window? We always tend to DTD more when away & relaxed.

AF due on Thurs for me, not too hopeful as had some twinges yesterday but naff all else

Hello viroids! I'm missing the smut so come to say hiya!

We DTD sort of last night...couldn't go all the way because not okay about that yet. I'm a bit, if I get out of the habit, I stop wanting it.

I bought more sticks today