Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Ha no I always stick to the same one as I know what I'm doing with it and it's the only one which covers all my greys.

Oh Tabby, that's a bit embarrassing (and a little bit funny). They really should give you more notice for things like that though.

You know that thing women do when they run for bus wearing tight dress, heels and look like a dick? I just did that.

What's worse - got on bus and it sat for 5 min coz it was ahead of schedule.

Duck - how I met your mother

. Where are you off to in your dress and heels Lala?

Yeeah Lala where you off??

Tabby I'm just off to google balance activ!

duck it's How I Met Your Mother. It is ace :)

Oops missed a page, sorry for late post duplication lol

rpopz it's like preseed. I'm trying to see the funny side (and glad if some of you got a snigger out of it) but am pretty mortified. DH not bothered at all

I also need to start on himym - have seen the occasional episode but not enough to know what was going on.

There's going to be a how I met your father so I hear... That can fill the gap lil!

Congratulations Red! Wonderful news.

Twotting here, due any day now (tomorrow, to be exact). Goodness knows if there's a wee one in there - no symptoms at all, but not the grumpy cow I can be at this stage.

ahhhhh!

I've seen the odd episode of it -v funny. I can tape it now on my well clever tivo

Ooh good luck chat!!

Am on posh night oot!

Haha tabby

I think I am the only American that did not watch himym. Big fan of Top Gear though. I clearly live on the wrong side ov the pond :)

Had a scare yesterday. Started spotting. Commence huge freak out. Nurse, DH and friends all talked me off the ledge. It has stopped and tests (yes I've taken more because I'm an addict) still positive and nice and strong at that. I'll feel better after I get my # tomorrow.

We canceled dinner out today since the nurse told me to limit activity and also because I have a wicked headache. Can't take much except Tylenol and frankly afraid to take anything so I am in bed with both a warm washcloth on my forehead and a bag of frozen vegetables at the base of my neck. If it means the bean is settling in, I'll suffer.

*ov=of

Scary stuff Red! It is totally normal to get spotting while the bean settles in, but it's still freaky! Take it easy xx

Rest and relaxation is defo in need red, so it's take out! TV and early night for you dear!
And may I just add.. God bless Tylenol. I wish we sold it over here. That little beauties got me out of day after landing day room party, hell. more times than I care to remember

oooh I love tylenol!! used up my stash ages ago, I think I bought back far more than would be allowed but it did the trick for me.

How are we all this morning? AF is due in five days and not a symptom to be spotted.

Scary stuff Red - hope you're feeling ok. If there's one thing MN has taught me its that spotting in pg is normal more often than it is the dreaded M.word! Still terrifying though. Are you still having your blood test today? Hopefully you that'll put your mind at rest

How was your night oot Lala?

You're next for testing then Ayles?? x

I'm officially late, but so stressed about house moving stuff that I'm not surprised my cycle has gone round the twist. (can stress affect cycle length during literal phase or only before icing?)

might test tomorrow if no witch in sight.

Symptoms, if any, masked by extreme anxiety levels...

red everything is crossed for your numbers today.

Think chat also due soon.

Think stress can delay AF Tabby b lets hope its a sproglet in your case

*but

tabby stress definitely affects cycle but fx for bfp!

red everything ok today? Spotting def normal in early pg, lots of rest for you though. Make sure you're being waited on hand and foot!

Night out was lovely, descended into cocktails and terrible photo taking. Lots of fun.

I'm icing this week and getting knockers in twist as my dh is too busy at work. Tried to dtd before he went this morning but he was 'too tired'. Ffs.

I was pretty unamused and told him I'm glad at least when we are 60 and childless we will be able to look back and say at least you were not too tired for work that one Sunday in June 2014.

Ha ha ha haaaaa! Knickers not knockers!

Haha haha! Either would be hilarious La!!