Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

red I'm so delighted for you - I've been thinking about it and excited for you all day!

Hooray!!

Ooohhhheeeeeemmmmmmgggeeeee red!
That's amazing, wonderful, fantastic!
I'm so pleased for you xx

Oh yay red squeeeee I see the line!!!

RED! That's amazing! Surely you're going to go for your blood test tomorrow now? COngratulations!!!

Sorry Lil, that's shitty news, especially when she mucked you about.

Hurray Red, that's amazin...congrats

Lil I'm sorry the witch got you. Fx for next month

I'm on day 13 so I'm getting my cape on...been working away all week so it's first chance I got.

I also had my tarot cards read, which was very promising. I know it's no guarantee but she's been very accurate before. It gave me some hope though. I probably sound a bit deranged but I feel like a weight has been lifted!

Yes, wil I'm keeping my blood test for tomorrow :) I am starting to get a little anxious about it, though. Hope the beta numbers are nice and strong. My team ended up going for Thai lunch since we were all craving spice, and then we just had to stop for ice cream. Will go buy pee sticks after work.

Am I the first BFP on thread 24?

You know I've been on the JSing bandwagon since thread 12? September of 2012. Wow.

And yes, I have given up on being productive today!

No, me too Red, I was beginning to feel lonely so very pleased to have you as my thread 24 BFP buddy!

Many congratulations red! Very very happy for you. xxx

Sorry about the witch lil. Grrr for you on that.

I haven't been keeping up very well with this thread, wishing you all good luck. I'm 20 weeks now and all looking ok. xxx

Bloody marvellous news Red!! So so happy for you! And after such a journey. Good work little frembreyo!! Aww, fabulous birthday present for you!! Xxxx

Yay wil that's right! I thought it was the tail end of the last thread for some reason. Glad to keep you company, BFP buddy !

You'll have to poke your nose in on the grads thread when you feel brave Red not that any of us have properly left this thread!

Great news! Happy birthday for tomorrow and hope all goes well with the blood test

Pee stick party! I think I need a 12-step program.

purple how often do you have your cards read and how long have you been going? I'm fascinated!

Haha red that's great! At least you can be sure now :) so pleased for you.

morning viroids

red I shall be sat here eagerly awaiting news of your blood test today

morning shaggers and upduffders!!

oh dear....I coloured my hair last night. I have got dye EVERYWHERE. its up the wall, over the tiles, up the shower curtain and all over me. I look a complete state. at least my hair looks ok!

Happy birthday to red
happy birthday to red
happy birthday my lovely
happy birthday to you

what a fabulous present. a much awaited bfp

xxxxxc

oh yeah I forgot the birthday part of today! oops! happy birthday red

, red, I'm so fantastically ecstatically happy for you!! Amazing news! Hope your betas are excellent & you have the most stress free, stretch mark free nine months & the easiest sneeze birth in the universe!

I think before had her bfp on this thread too even though it ended sadly. Hope it's not tactless to mention, just didn't want it to be forgotten

Happy birthday red and the best of the very best for your tests.

Happy shagging shaggers.

No AF here but had smily face on the Wednesday so it could still be due today. Had some really stinky farts this morning (sorry tmi) which are usually the harbinger of the hag.

Happy birthday Red :)

Thanks Tabby, I wanted to say that but couldn't find the right words.

Happy Birthday Red!! Bet this is the best birthday ever (apart from the lack of wine to celebrate)! Have instead. Loving your pee stick party.

Is that the first time you've done your own hair Duck? It does get easier. Hope the clean up operation went well.

Happy birthday Red !

Happiest Birthday to you red and have a fantabulous stupendous, awesome day and weekend!

duck, the trick is to wait until you are at a hotel and do it then, use their towels, water and if you stain the bath mat, its ok, as youve already checked out when they see...

This is standard practice amongst hosties... that and self tanning.

Yes, thank you tabby. I was so out-of-touch for the beginning of this thread. Lots of and hugs to before.

You girls are the best -- thank you so much for all the birthday (and beta) love! I just got to my desk and now the long wait for the blood results begins. I treated myself do a donut and a (decaf) mocha. Even though I am here uber early, my team managed to sneak balloons and flowers into my office already. Feeling very loved :)

duck the important thing is that the hair looks fab! I don't do mine at home anymore for that very reason -- I make a gigantic mess with pretty much everything I do.

Shag-filled weekend coming up? I have been on strict "no sex" orders since the transfer but I'm wondering if that will be lifted today. DH has been a bit sad about it haha.