Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

thanks ness I'm honestly fine. a bit bummed obviously but still Zen I guess I just don't believe it will happen for us naturally now so I'm just waiting for ivf.

red poas poas poas!! and if it were me I'd keep the blood test on Friday. the wait would kill me!

Ahh Lil sorry she got your hopes up.
Onwards sister! It's only taking ages cause the best souls are waiting for the right time to be yours xx

red poas!

C'mon cheerleaders, let's pom pom up!

Scan in 3 hours. Have to do it on a full bladder.. Not a problem, Arghhh I'mbursting already.

minion is it 12 weeks already!! Wow! I had to pee for 15 secs cause my bladder was too full!

lil sorry that's pants that she got you :(

hsg booked. this time next week I will know what my tubes are doing!

lil what a mingy bitch she is - she's really been dicking everyone around this cycle. Sorry she got you

Fingers crossed that spring cleaning your tubes will help things along xx

red fx!! Good luck xx

minion fx for the scan (and your gusset) xx

zyla glad to hear clinic went well, very exciting progress!

Waves to all the other pg peeps and anyone I've missed.

Am still over emotional. Yesterday - almost cried because a silly woman at work left me out of the world cup sweepstake (she said she'd tell me when she had change but didn't bother). I don't even like football and I actively resent the world cup. Maybe ttc has finally given me the ability to recognise pmt while it's happening (after 23 years of periods) instead of getting really sad and angru

*angry and then feeling totally embarrassed when af shows

Morning viroids!

I'm sorry lil I think it's safe to say the hag has given us all a shitty month this time round, teasing us and getting us all symptom-y!

I had an emotional wringer of a day yesterday. DS primary school induction session then his nursery parents evening. Apparently he's a very well mannered boy who is leaps and bounds with his literacy and numbers and she'll really miss him.

Some more JSing then the 2ww begins tomorrow. DH starting with his annual hayfever snotfest, so hopefully a BFP this cycle because he becomes a bit of a nightmare to live with and listen to, let alone get saucy with! dusts caring and compassionate wife award

I'm not a fan of this Twotting malarkey at all. :( esp when I have a bit of a question mark over when I popped an egg. Last night was the first night we haven't JS'd for 12 days!! My back is killing me now though, I really must re-start yoga, OH said his knob was exhausted, so we went to bed with hot chocolate at 9pm and watched Don't tell the Bride. Rock and Freaking Roll.

I think I see it. The second line. OMFG.

lil sorry for my self centeredness there. I was really pulling for you! :( Dumb dumb bodies and evil witch. You'll be happy to get through the HSG. It sucks but it means you are moving forward.

It is there. It is pretty light which my DH pointed out (he doesn't know how these things work!) but by no means hard to see. I want to pee on everything in the house now!!!

Trying to stay zen....

OMG red forget me! im so excited for you. you totally deserve this!

go and get a digi!

I have a box of expired digis (sad, yes, lol). I already sent my cup o' pee down the drain without thinking! I need to go to the drugstore today.

Eeee! I am in shock. I saw the first line come up and got discouraged, got up, washed and dried my hands, and then there it was.

I have to stay calm. So many hurdles ahead. But it effing worked. Holy mother of pearl....

Omg red this is amazing!!!! Hooray!!!

lil :( so sorry about witch - that's shitty xx

Red! oh my! It's THERE! I SEE IT!

Congratulations red, wonderful news!

RED... AMAZING!!! I knew it!!

Congratulations red

yaaaaay! Congratulations!!!!!!!!

I still can't believe it. I can't work. I cannot function or focus on anything. I am sitting in my office with my doggie slippers on staring out the window. Going to the market at lunchtime to buy more things to wee on.

lil sorry she got you! she's been mean this month

red I'm so so happy for you! Congrats! Go buy loads to pee on and have a little dance :)

Bless you Red! I couldn't believe it either, for days!! Can't imagine how it feels for you after all you've been through! Congratulations again. I think you deserve the afternoon off xx

Sorry the convertible parked up Lil! Good to get your hsg sorted though, progress made xx

OMG!!!!! RED

That's fantastic news

Massive congratulations to you!

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