Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

I'm so glad I have you lot. I can't risk mentioning this to show tonight. he'll just get his hopes up.

show is what my phone auto corrected dh to!

its sods law. this is going to screw up booking my hsg! grrr

Didn't realise you're already late - I retract that hooya!

Will keep fingers tightly crossed that it screws up booking your hsg in the best possible way.

Well definitely at least wait til morning then. Is there any other reason why she'd be late?? Apart from being a pissy bitch.... I really hope this is it for you Lil!!! x

Cheer leading for you lil!

It will be a long 12 hrs now but good you have the tests in. What a nightmare otherwise! Everything crossed for you!

thanks everyone. I'm trying really hard not to believe it could be. I just don't think I'll cope with the disappointment if I allow myself to get too excited!

I've got enough ICS to sink a battleship plus a tesco own brand test. thinking I'll use the ic as not sure how sensitive the tesco ones are.

every little twinge I think is going to turn into AF cramps (she never gives me more than 20-30mins warning, but at least when the cramps start I know she's in her way usually). my boobs seem to still be post ovulationy. but I think they have deflated s bit. I wasn't even symptom spotting this month, I've barely thought about it. if shed just turned up I'd have been fine with it. stupid bitch messing me around!

rpopz no other reason she would be late. I use a bbt so know when I ovd. my lp is usually 14/15 days. I go by 14 as I find 15 tends to be when I think I ovd late in the day. I'm 16dpo today.

and I used opks and cbfm and all say same ov day!

I felt exactly like AF was coming before my bfp - and for some time after. Not sure if that helps you or not!

Don't use the Tesco tests Lil, they're shit. They're what gave me my two BFNs. Go for ICs. Fx.

Can't believe you're still POASing Min, that's hilarious. Is your bump not proof enough that you're upduffed?!

How are you feeling Tabby? Hopeful of BFP or not?

Hi pisghetti and could, welcome to the mad house. You're brave going back for more after 14 years!

You never know Duck, keep the faith.

I'm impressed with your restraint Red, keeping everything crossed for you.

I actually feel human this evening, hurrah. Time is moving so slowly though.

Been for a look around the clinic tonight, all looked and sounded good there, also they said my diabetes shouldn't affect any IVF etc... So we'll have a think and maybe go back (by which time I'm bound to be upduffed!!)

Fx lil positive thoughts

I poas the other day the baby is kicking loads to!

so apparently the jsing madness doesn't fade after a bfp then min and cookie!

OK will definitely use the ICS! the tesco one can wait until I'm bored one day with a baby inside me kicking away!

still nothing to report from knicker watch

Haha cookies worse than I am!

Don't they stop working after you get so preg anyway??? Like there's too much hormone in you so it comes out as a bfn?

Crotch watching Lil

rpopz they take a while to stop working, i got a strong line but I've had stronger!

I am insane

you said it cookie

still no AF...had a tiny bit of pink blood when I went looking for it so expect she'll be parked up by the morning. it really is IDD that she's not here yet though. if I hadn't been at the contraband I'd think nothing of it. but as I've never put down used the contraband for a bit I know when I'm due! I can't wait to go to sleep so I can wake up and find out what's going on!

Meh, I like being insane makes life fun :)

I'll be back on in the morning waiting to see what happens lil

lil fx for no witch and a bfp!! I've heard tesco tests are shite, sainsburys are good.

I love you pg guys for still POAS when confirmed pg! Hilariously obsessive, hooyas to all of you.

Ooh lil, I've got everything crossed for you! Hope the witch stays away ICs are pretty good, at 17dpo tomorrow you should get a good idea...

Impressed by your restraint Red!! Hope we wake up to a BFP from you tomorrow!

Good to see you back Before, hope you're feeling ok xx

Cookie & Min - you crazy ladies!!!

lil fingers so tightly crossed for you. So...should we both test tomorrow????

I am debating moving my blood test to Saturday. I don't know if I can deal with it on my birthday! Then again I want to knowwwwww!

well the witch parked at 2am. but I'm honestly fine. just wondering why my lp went to 16days!?! I've poas anyway cos I'll always wonder if something tried to take if I don't. its bfn. do I'm left clueless!

red I'm hoping it wasn't my turn because you've got the bfp this time around!!

Ah, rubbish Lil How dare damned AF get your hopes up then show up late! Hope you can keep hold of that Zen xx

Red - you'll be a nightmare all day wanting to know surely!? Are you going to resist POAS then, or it that still the plan?