Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Well cape definitely on, just missing the dh
Not entirely sure where he's got to! Asleep on sofa?!

Anyway it's nice to be able to chat as we are keeping quiet about TTC in real life.

Just a little lurk to test the waters. It's nice to see you all. I'm feeling a little better now. Not quite back in the saddle, so to speak, but at least thinking about it. Anyway I just wanted to say a big thank you for your support, it was really lovely and helped a great deal.

Will keep popping by until I feel brave again :)

removes glass from JS wall long enough to type we're probably going to start TTC in July but I'm wondering if my eagerness to bring the date forward is due to wanting to actually start early or to jump in here (when not jumping DP natch).....

before lovely to see you we've missed you x

pis great name come and lurk til you're ready, we won't mind

before was just wondering today how you are, lovely to hear from you.

Good to hear from you Before. Have been wondering how you were getting on. So pleased you're feeling a little better at least. Take care of yourself xxx

Just saying hello, ladies. Ya'll are sleeping. I should be too but waiting for the dryer to buzz so I don't have to wear pajamas to work tomorrow.

purple hang in there and embrace zen-ness. Ohmmmm...

Be proud: have peed on nothing (!) even though the tests are IN the house. DH is a horrible influence. He is the most impatient man on earth and would test every hour if there were pee sticks for men.

Morning red I'm awake. You are so very good in not poasingon anything that moves.
I'm envious, I still POAS now even.
When do you think you will cave? Tell us before you do so we can join you in a live POASathon.
(Obvs not join, join you, but ya know, be there).

Welcome pis and could, lovely to meet you! tell us about yourselves! stats etc? enjoy the JSing freds, we learn so much from them and talk utter shite but they're def THE place to be.

before, hi chick. So glad you are starting to feel better. So lovely to 'see' you too..(as far as seeing over t'interweb goes eh), when you're fully good to go, you know we're here, with battenburg, gin and filthy talk x

Ha! Had to laugh at weepy boobs!

I'm up toooo. Well, I haven't been to bed yet...

Very impressed at your resolve Red! Do you think you'll crack before the appointment??

Min are you REALLY still stick peeing? You must be made of money

Morning all! Here's to a happy shaggy day x

Well done red! Definitely award for most restraint this Fred.

Just tried to jump dh - was told to eff off. Apparently sleep is more important, pah!

Minion - thanks for welcome - stats 31, ttc#2, cycle 1. Said I didn't want another baby then BAM! Broodiness hits!

Red - laughing at your oh impatience, mine is the same "do you feel pregnant yet?" Prob doesn't help it happened really quickly last time so I think he thinks it will be the same this.

mornin'

tis pissing down here. IT'S JUNE FFS!!!

Hello Could welcome to the mad house. Before, lovely to see you

well think we're out if the running this month not enough cape action at the right time. At this rate I'll never get a bfp!

Red... did you mention up thread it was your birthday?? have I imagined that??

morning all. welcome pis and could

red hang in there. no point testing the early. you've only got to wait until tomorrow for when you've allowed yourself to poas!

before good to hear from you. and glad you are starting to think about getting back on the saddle. you know we are all here when you need us.

I think its reds birthday on Friday, as is her blood test! eeeekkk!

Thanks stats: 34, about to start ttc#2, cycle minus one but practicing. There will be a huuuuge age gap of 14 years between DC (assuming I'm pregnant within a year, otherwise it will be more)

Red that's very impressive. Sounds like you've got a fair reserve of zen going there.

AF is due tomorrow or Friday, yuck. Roll on next week - we are moving house on Tuesday so can start jsing afresh in our new home!

someone hooya me fast

Why what you done??

nothing...YET... but there are ICS in my house and no AF yet....aggggghhhhhhh I can't get my hopes up. I just can't!

it must be because I started a diet on Monday. its thrown my hormones off.

Is she due today??

Gentle mini hooya - wait and test when you're a day late? Or do you usually leave it longer than that?

according to app due today. according to me due yesterday. I know I have to wait until tomorrow morning and use fmu if still no show. I don't feel pg. but I don't feel like AF is coming either. (tmi) I've had a teeny tiny bit of beigey brown smudge yesterday and today. when I've had that before AF usually follows soon after, but been nothing for hours. the knicker watch is getting annoying! I'm 98% sure AF will show by morning but theres always that small hope. it doesn't help that there is a toddler in the house being cute!

Nah I'm just working my way through my leftover ICs, wish I was rich, I'd be out of this rain pronto.
lil.. No Hooya from me, just hope hope hope xxxxxxxxx