Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

The only upside is the slightly satisfying feeling of peeing on something a bit technological, wrong, but so nice!

Haha Lala I laughed at that earlier and meant to comment... I've taken batteries out of clocks and smoke alarms ( ) and all sorts for my little buzzy friend!! Clearly not a real grown up yet

I'm 9 weeks (by dates) tomorrow. Feeling very sick and bloated and very very tired! And impatient for the 12 week scan. Not terrible problems to have though - think it has finally dawned on me I am actually pregnant now and not just making it up!!! Hopefully you'll all be joining us soon x

£100 is a lot but you can always whack it back on ebay when you're done

I nicked the batteries out of the outdoor Xmas lights in December Rpopz ....

Forget eBay, I just wanna wack mine!

my vibrator has been neglected since dh started working from home. but he's just started working out in someone else's office for a few weeks. you may have given me ideas! especially after icing when the sex totally dries up in the lil house! although did DTD last night as dh was randomly in the mood for a change

I'm beginning to realise how strange it is that all the stuff I work so hard to keep secret in RL I am perfectly happy to share with a bunch of strangers on the internet!

anyhooo, feeling inspired to write a blog after reading reds so may go and look into it.

Coooeeeee! I'm back!

Have thoroughly enjoyed reading the thread, reds your blog is acers, and puts my tawdry fluff to shame! I must must must crack on with it!

lala sorry you're fed up, and you can't even get a digital smile to cheer you up! You will be able to sell it off when you getvyour bfp very soon!!

lala I will 24 weeks tomorrow!!

tee tis true sperm can live that long, thats hiw this baby found his way into the world

Aw Cookie you have a lovely little bump.

Hi Kato, nice to have you back.

I am 7 weeks and it already feels like BFP was ages ago. I need to work on patience!

Jeez you're all a bunch of horny buggers .

Hooray! Love seeing the bumps and hearing the stories - gives hope :)

kato we missed you!

I am soooo tipsy.

And yes, lil I totally get what you mean - i don't tell anyone in RL what I say on here!

guilty as charged wil

cookie wow! I just hope I had plenty up there just chilling out before yesterday then! Well done you!

Yup Tee that's how this bean arrived too! We def didn't dtd on big O day because me and DH were working opposite shifts with no overlap (I was very annoyed at the time!) Having them up there ready is the way to go

Oh goody! Not sure when I had the o day, I'm guessing Friday after I got a bit of a side pain, although contraband device didn't smiley at me until Saturday. Had my cape on all last week tho, and the weekend, so now I just wait....

tee if u got smiley on Saturday o day would be yesterday or today so keep shagging!

What is the EWCM rule again, because that's the knicker situation as of now! Do I need to get my cape on?

Look at all the Disco pants my sister had to choose from at the American Apparel store for me!

It was a flashing smiley, didn't use it yesterday, but Caped nonetheless, might give it another good weeing tomorrow and have prepared OH for leaping on all this week again. Bwuhaha.

That is some range of disco pants Kato. Which did she get for you?
Def get cape on if you have EWCM. I think whichever day you have the most is peak shagging time.

I got ewcm 24 hours before icing, so keep going!

It was buy 3 get one half price. I got dark purple, black and a black giraffe print...

Waiting for her to ship them to me with some peanut butter oreos, crunchy cheetos and peanut butter M&Ms... probably shouldn't have ordered small then...

I've had a personal AF theory... I had my mirena coil taken out in January, and was fairly regular but light until May when it can early and heavy. I've decided that was my AF officially back on track, as I had all those confusing 'I am preggo' symptoms and heavy cramps.

Therefore I am absolutely going to get pregnant this month.

Getting cape on tonight - hooray!!! May did out flashy disco pants in honour

*dig

Hooray! Oh do Lala DH has finally finished his project so I'm thinking Fargo then bed!

Those disco pants are pretty amazing. Go America.

Sorry for AF, zyla :(

I am eating my last piece of pineapple core and catching up on the thread. tabby I am still laughing about [insert rudeness]! and rpopz taking batteries out of smoke alarms for her "buzzy friend."

And cookie what a bump! I feel like it was just yesterday you were weeing on the stick. Sniff, sniff!

Speaking of...I am determined now to hold out until Thursday but I think I'm going to do it. I need to have some inkling before the blood test because a) I'll get the call while I'm at work and b) I'll get the call on my birthday. I don't want the call to be the first time I hear the result. So much is out of my control right now, but at least I can somewhat prepare for it either way on my own, in the privacy of my own home.

I have on-again-off-again cramps, which I am hoping are a good sign. It could be the progesterone, but I hadn't had anything like that until after the transfer. And, not to be too gross, I had the slightest bit of pink pant snot the other night (and absolutely nothing before or since). Somehow have managed not to stand out on my front lawn and scream, "World - I think I've found implantation bleeding!" Although I could probably blame acting totally bat-shit-crazy on the hormones.

I love that you've all read my blog and are actually enjoying it! :) Writing has been SO therapeutic for me. lil if you are feeling inspired, you should definitely start. At first I was hiding it from search engines and keeping it all to myself like an electronic diary, but if I can share and maybe help someone else in the process I'd like to do that too. So now I'm sharing it a lot more.

red I think maybe you need a mini hooya for the symptom spotting!

well I've written a blog post. three actually as it wouldn't fit into one. I started with writing down my story so far. it actually felt good to right it down. it didn't seem so bad after I'd put it into words. hopefully it will help channel the next bout of crazy!

I can't see the disco pants...will have to go online on PC later.

started a diet today. AF due tomorrow. such bad planning!