Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

sorry signal went and phone reposted!

lil your welcome, i've been meaning to say it for a while, but i am rooting for you, got pom-poms and everything :)

Hope GP appointment went well before. Sorry things are so worrying for you.

Fingers crossed for this month lil. Sounds like its def time to get the cape on.

thanks lala

rpopz I have no idea. its done this once when I ovd really early so I forgave it. plus that was only second month I used it. thinking about it I didn't use it properly last month cos I ran out if sticks so I wonder if that screwed it up!

Hi all,
Before really hope you're ok, early pregnancy is such a mind f*ck!
I had quite a bit of implantation bleeding, enough to need a thin panty liner. It was mostly like thick brown CM with some redder moments. It was probably about 24hrs worth I reckon?
Hope it is that for you, it certainly sounds like it!

GP has moved my scan to tomorrow morning. As the day has gone on, I am less hopeful.

Can't write any more just now. Thanks for your kind wishes.

So sorry to read what you're going through today before but really hopeful for you. Lack of pain and brown is a positive and I hope thats what the scan will show.

lil - I never used the CBFM but I used the sticks with the flashing smiley a few times and found I skipped from nothing to fixed in one day a couple times. It doesn't help at all! If it wasn't that I would get high for weeks on end and no peak. Bullshit, all of it! But you sound like its the right time so cape on, tits out, get it done! You will get there one way or another, I know the waiting is a killer but it will happen at some point!

Before don't lose hope because they've brought the scan forward. They absolutely should have done imo to stop you stressing for days on end. Don't think it means anything sinister. Really hope you get to see your sticky little bean tomorrow xx

ov pain subsiding... I guess the egg is out! and we r nearly home

thanks for the support guys. I think I find no bfp harder to deal with than I imagine I'd deal with a mc. I don't mean anything by that, I just mean for me personally. never having a bfp I don't even know I CAN get pg. it sucks. and waiting for the hsg sucks too. fx 15th times a charm!

before good luck for scan. I do remember someone saying before that they can't see anything before 6wks though so remember that tomorrow just in case. got everything crossed for you.

evening all am soaking in the bath (don't worry the bubbles are hiding my girls bits!)

Am surfing the ERTD this month I am two days early- last month was two days late. I feel utterly crap in fact this is the worst it's been.

Came off the pill in November, so this is cycle #7, and because of my age I can to go back to the GP after 6 months for a couple of blood tests to make sure everything is doing what it should be doing. I'm not sure if I want to do that yet, I'd rather keep trying for another couple of months, to see if mother nature lands me a surprise.

Now that we're in our new house, I feel like I can concentrate more on ttc, but first I need to catch up on some sleep!

before holding your hand.

Fingers crossed for you before really hoping for implantation bleeding for you.

Lil I'm really rooting for this month/Fred to be the month/Fred that you get upduffed.

This month/Fred will not be my upduffed one, we have done the deed twice since the beginning of this cycle, according to my app today is the day of ovulation, according to symptoms, Saturday was. Dp is working every day until next Saturday, by which time he will be shattered. And I wont be fertile . Never mind, at least I can have a nice cold beer/wine in the sun! . Happy humping viroids!

Sorry the timing is so bad Babble. Wine in the sun sounds good though.

Obviously totally up to you Duck but probably no harm in getting the tests done asap as it will make things quicker should you need to go down any medical route. Just a thought.

wil I think I will ring and make an appointment. You're right, honey if I do have the tests done now it sort of sets things in motion in case there is a problem.

x

I was going to say the same Ayles but then I am an impatient moo. Good luck x

Had an internet free day yesterday, too much work for surfing, MN and even FB!
Hope everything is ok Before, keeping everything crossed for you

3 more days of torture til I get to POAS or AF arrives
Still convinced it hasn't worked and trying not to symptom spot. Playing games with myself....if I buy tampax then I won't need them
Planning drinking nights out for next few weeks too
Reverse psychology I think, or else I really am going nuts

My cleaner announced she's preg with 3rd yesterday, her and her sister do it so hopefully I will still have a clean house! Still watching someone get more and more preg is not my idea of fun right now

Wine in the sun would be good, but now the sun has gone . Sods law I suppose! Knackered again, interrupted sleep from 3 onwards when dp left for work, he's back now so might go and have a cat nap before I crack on with uni stuff.

before I hope you're ok this morning xx

duck how's the new house? Sorry witch got you. She's messing me about at the moment silly moo.
I definitely agree with getting tests done.

purple fx for bfp for you!

I'm in limbo still - just carrying on as normal to try to bring on law of sod - went out for dinner yesterday with wine.

Sadly not OK. Scan confirmed the m-word but by this morning I knew that anyway.

I am doing a lot of swearing. I hate everything at this moment.

I'm not sure what else to write. I don't know if I can write any more so may just leave you to it until the world is a brighter place. Thanks so much for holding my hand.

Good luck for all your BFPs and being upduffed.

Shit before I am so so sorry. Hand is always here for a hold xx

before I'm really sorry. The world is such an unfair place. Thoughts are with you x

So so sorry to hear that Before. Take care of yourself xxx xxx

So sorry before. Completely understandable that you feel that way. I hope you can smile again soon.

before I'm so very sorry. So sad for you xxx

before take all the time you need to grieve. and when you are ready to try again we will be here. you got pg, that's a good thing. it just wasn't meant to be this time. lots of hugs for you. hope your dh is looking after you.