Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Oops posted too soon...
And before yyyeeeeehhhhaaaawwwwww congratulations and celebrations. What a lovely day for lovely news.
You'll be over on the grads in no time!

Another confirmed BFP! Must be the weather cheering everyone up, getting capes on and getting job done! Although this in this house heat means less action - DH is a human radiator!

Anyway, I digress, congrats before! Can't wait for you to come back and tell us your stats!!

Joining the hooya for babble, if no ov then can't be a symptom. But can be an ov symptom so get that cape on!

Congrats before, fab news

Who's going to be the third to make our second hat trick then??

Thanks for all the lovely replies. What a day. Have been nauseous all afternoon. Wondering if I would have been had I not done the tests.

Stats. This is where I feel a bit confused, will do my best.

AF - 4th April (was positive about this date, now less sure as it seems so long ago, relative to where I am)
DTD - CD 7, 9, 13, 14, 16, 22...??... and a couple more
BFN - #1 way too early, #2 CD 31 #3 35.
BFPx2 CD 42 if my AF date is correct. But it can't be if I'm only 1-2, can it? But very stressed this month with work so that may have played a part.

I can't remember when I had that ultrasound (have to read back) but he said I had iced already. Then again, he also said I wasn't pregnant. Tee hee.

How do I feel? Scared/happy/sick/shocked. Happy is in there. Just need to wait a bit for it to sink in.

If it helps Before, my last AF was 12th April and you were due quite a bit before me. I figure I am 5 weeks which would read either 2-3 or 3+ on digi, is that right? Sounds like you iced really late? Or maybe the dates on the digi aren't that accurate?

I'm hoping Lala can be the third in a row to change a BFN into a BFP.

lil it was me! I love himym! You have to watch in order to get the jokes

before hooray congratulations!!!
Your stats are making me feel more positive!

Gals I think I've buggered up my cycle days and I've no idea now what's happening! Today is cd32 and 14dpo. I'm usually af around cd31 so I think I'm late but then I had 1 that was 33 days and another 39.

I am just going to wait for the witch and her sodding red trashbag car to run me over.

Ps this is a good lucky Fred!!!

before I think you should post your bfp through letterbox at ultra sound guys office! Blooming cheek of him. Really delighted for you!!!

Congratulations before!

Congrats Before!! Great news!! You really had to be after that kerazy cycle of yours - you must have iced sooo late! You need to go find that twunt of an ultrasound tech and throw a pee stick at him!!

I love HIMYM I've watched it all in order and it's genius! So excited for the end of this series - I'll be hiding in a bunker to avoid spoilers!

Strike out fail!

Congratations Before that's wonderful news.

Fingers crossed you're next Lala

Thanks Lala, Chat, Ness and MrsB

I have a coughs confession to make to you all.

I truly invoked the law of sod this month by buying a second hand fertility monitor, not to mention various bits from boots that are completely untouched. Conceive plus, anyone?

Hangs head in shame and hopes not to get chucked off the fred. In my defense, they are all unused!

And I'm rooting for you too Lala. And everyone else who still needs their BFP for that matter.

I feel yuk tonight. Just instructed Mr Before (he-whose-mind-is-made-up) to make me pasta. I need carbs!

Also, re: ultrasound. Am tempted to book an early dating scan - likely to be with him - just to make a point

I admitted skooshing balance activ conceive up there on disco pant night!!

Got it with my boots points for making a Facebook complaint though, so practically FREE?!?

Haha Before if we chucked you off the fred we'd have to chuck all ourselves off as well I don't think lube is contraband either! It's a JSing necessity surely

Is anyone there? There's some blood this morning. :(

Not red, but brownish, like the end of AF, not the start. But I didn't get this last time. I've heard its 'normal' but I'm a bit scared this will be over before it's started.

Where is a source of good, reliable online advice? I don't want to ask Dr Google and get straight into thinking about the m-word. Help!

I've just thought... if I hadn't had the positives yesterday this would have sent me running for a frer faster than you can say POAS. So maybe this is implatation bleeding. I will keep an eye on it.

Sorry for freaking out. My heart is beating really fast! But I think it's OK.

before I have no experience of bfps so can't offer any real advice. except don't panic. nessa has had proper bleeding and all is fine with her so relax.

before try not to panic, sitting is normal in early pg. keep eye on it and go to doc of it gets heavier. xx

Fucks sake. Spotting not sitting!

And brown sounds like implantation bleed - it's normally darker than af xx