Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

No way Wil. Its been roasting here. Can't says I've made the most of it though. Boak.

I have NO energy, feel like a limp lettuce.

limp lettuce! lmfao!

its as hot as it was on holiday here. sorry your in the rain feeling pants wil

I'm even a bit sunburnt. oops!

on the plus side I recovered my vits from the drawer! I even took them today

I need to move don't I? Who has space for 2 adults and a crazy quiet toddler?

I've seen some amazing sunburns today! Not me though, I stay in the shade cos I'm all delicate pale and interesting

Well done on the vits Lil! You surely deserve a glass of something to celebrate haha!

Pale and mildly interesting here too sista! I believe there's some scottish in me along the gene pool.
lil I'm currently cultivating what may turn out to be a nice and arty burn! I like to give the public a chuckle. It's annoying really, I went to Whitby a few weekends ago and it was warm.
Warm. Not hot and I even managed to burn there. Now granted it says pg skin does burn easier, I've no fricking chance in Italy do I?

I'm like a flashing cbeacon shouting 'tourist alert, tourist alert', all I need now is a Union Jack suitcase, pair of crocs and clothes 3 sizes to small for me and I won't even need the language.. I just scream 'english'!

hmmm Tia Maria and lemonade me thinks!

sorry wil no room here. fills all space to avoid crazy toddler!

I never burn. I'm always so careful and stay in the shade. but the shade escaped when I wasn't looking! I'm not pale or delicate, but my mum had skin cancer so it makes you think!

x post min u certainly paint an interesting picture! well jealous you are going to Italy!

She's really no bother Lil .

I hope your Mum was ok? I am quite moley so need to be careful in the sun too. It takes me about 2 weeks to change colour and I can never afford to go away for that long anymore!

Good evening ladies. Been gorgeous here and we live by the sea so been to the beach to build sandcastles with my little lady (although she refused to walk on the sand in bare feet and would only stand only blanket. Silly sausage.)

I'm hopefully not burnt as I'm pale and interesting too, but had factor 50 on!!

On the TTC front, think the pant snot may be starting!

Ah Mrs B I'm so jel! Would love to love by the sea!!! Jumping the OH tonight then??

I hate my moles, I've had two removed so probably shouldn't be sitting in the sun at all tbh but heck I'll be damned if I can pass for caspers slightly eccentric younger sibling any longer.

lil I can't wait for Italy! it's our first time doing the private villa thing! hoping it will be the start of many years of complete isolation on holidays. I'm so insular on holidays, I really can't be arsed making inane convos around the pool in the hotels, so this will, hopefully, suit me down to the ground.

When are you going Min?

min that's exciting about house!

wil I have to say however homesick I get the weather down here is soooo much better! Been v warm all day.

BBQ sounds lovely - my dh is always working at weekends :( I get so fed up being on my own all the time.

My friends baby was adorable but oh my god it looks hard work! He feeds constantly. She's such a fab mum it's lovely to see.

And exciting about holiday!

I've seen some cracking sunburn today - ouchy. I too am pale and interesting. I love sun but it doesn't love me

ha, they grow out of it Lala. We could move in and then you'd NEVER be bored at weekends!

I'll be on my back with a mocktail in my hands on just under a month.
It can't come soon enough.

love it that the flight attendant who has grounded herself the moment she got her bfp is jet setting it of on holiday! respect to you min

lala wil does have a point about weekends!

wil mum was given the all clear about 15years ago, but it kinda freaks me out that she was diagnosed when pg with me! you can never be too careful. I don't go as mad a f50 but I do buy f30. but on days like today just in the garden in the shade I don't put any on so I can get a bit of vit d! dh is pale and interesting and had suncream on today and still got burnt worse than me! he needs longer t shirts!

mrsb - get that cape on!

The rest of you, get the sun blocker on! It was a warm one and I've been outside but not seen any damage yet. Tried to stay in the shade so hoping I got away with it!

Sunblock? You kidding me? Pissing it down today so it was!

kato where are you?
Manchester was B-E-A-UTIFUL.

Which makes a change.

lil oh yes! no pulling 17 stone carts for me now, the most damage I envisage on holiday is displacing the water from the private pool once I get into it.

You need to move kato! Apparently it was nicer in Suffolk than Ibiza and Greece yesterday!

Is there any all you can eat buffet bars you can do damage to min?

Sadly no, we're self catering. I was looking forward to all those lovely preserved meats too.
#firstworldproblem

Kato lives near me I think, hence the shitty weather. It's crap today too .

Gosh Lil that must have been scary for her. Glad it was all fine in the end.

yeah buy she got me as a reward wil and I am super amazing

min you will have to find some nice restaurant to damage the dessert cabinet of instead.

who was it who was talking about himym? I am now hooked! I'm coming to the end of season 4.