hellloooooooooo! hiya everyone, i am back.......
For those of you who have forgotten me already, have been at my parents all week looking after their farm while they have been on a little holiday. So after 5.15 starts, looking after their cattle, sheep, hens and geriatric labradors i am back in the land of the living and ready to settle down on the mumsnet old gals sofa!
Scuse if this post is a bit short, typed a fab, long post out and then naughty computer went and lost the bloody thing, and am just about to go in bath.
Couldnt read all posts, but i figure as we all know each other, its a bit like going back to work after a break, im sure if there is any juicy goss i shall be filled in asap and if it doesnt come up in convo then its not worth knowing
Gosh am i ready for a chat and a glass of vino! nibbles anyone??
Not much to report from my end, just that the gyny bloke rang me again - we are already on first name terms and at this rate i'll be having a spray tan and a brazillian before i go in for my "procedures" at the end of the month!!! Its his fault, he has a sexy lilt to his voice, plus he is obviously the answer to my prayers and with a bit of jiggery pokery he will help us get pregnant!!! Anyway , apparently now when i go in for lap and dye, plus ovarian drilling, he has now decided he will be removing the 2 cysts on my ovaries, one of which he described as a dermoid cyst. Apparently may contain hair, bone, teeth, skin or grease.............EUGH!!!!!!!! So of course i google it and now feel like a complete freak of nature about to be filmed for some bizarre channel 4 documentry!!!
So, as i make light of things and try and make you all laugh, im secretly feeling het up and worried, but also cant wait to get it over and done with ..........keep thinking quicker its done, quicker i might get to actually have a chance at being pregnant!!!!!
By the way ((((stern teacher voice even though am not a teacher))))), Where was I on the stats list earlier??
A-hem, i did start the whole caboodle back in jan you know!
Anyway for now, i know its late and no ones around, but will hopefully chat tomorrow.
((((((pusscat slinks down on to sofa under the poorly blanket and reaches for the chocolate hobnobs)))))))))))
love and hugs to all x x x x x x x x