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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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Alohomora · 29/07/2013 19:17

I do, but I don't think it's going to amount to anything.

Had AF 1st of July, dtd 9th, 10th, 15th 17th and 23rd. Waiting for ERTD (should start on the 6th of August).

That's what the stupid app says. BUT I think I had an unusually long cycle last month due to wedding stress, travel and illness, so goodness knows when I actually OVed.

DownstairsMixUp · 29/07/2013 19:22

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DulcetMoans · 29/07/2013 19:48

Thanks downstairs, it's nice to still have hope either way. 20dpo is late!!

Good luck alhomora, did you get married last month? Mine is next month, a little nervous!

ChocChaffinch · 29/07/2013 19:59

wow dulcet you gettin' hitched!

DownstairsMixUp · 29/07/2013 20:13

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Alohomora · 29/07/2013 20:20

dulcet, good luck with it all!

We had a small casual registrar ceremony here in Feb and then a big free ceremony/blessing over in Germany, meant everyone could come (lots of elderly relatives). The 'big' wedding last month was a blast, there were some hilarious mishaps but it was a perfect day! Just relax, have fun and be prepared for things to not be perfect and people to be somewhat stupid and you'll be ready to face it all!

cookielove · 29/07/2013 20:31

Evening all. Sounds like some bfp's are due soon Smile

Urgh my boobs hurt!!

clareyfarey · 29/07/2013 20:35

Hello ladies, mind if I join in?

Been TTC since beginning of the year....now trying not to be mental about it all and let it run my life......... Hmm

clareyfarey
No DC
TTC Jan 2013

Last ERTD was 1st July, had a holiday 12th July where we DTD every day (oooh err missus!!) apparently ov'd on 16th.....and AF due tomorrow.

Trying. Not. To. Be. Mental

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ChocChaffinch · 29/07/2013 20:38

cookie when are you due?

cookielove · 29/07/2013 20:38

Probably cause I am stoopidly excited I posted by bfp's on my profile Grin

cookielove · 29/07/2013 20:39

choc 4th April 2014

ChocChaffinch · 29/07/2013 20:39

wooooh! clareyfairy that sounds v exciting! fx'd for you.

clareyfarey · 29/07/2013 20:46

Trying not to be, OH is saying to chill the Jeff out about it. Wishing it could be a few days later...... I have a test upstairs but trying v v v hard to resist using it til I'm at LEAST 3 days late. Cycles been between 28 and 31 days so not sure .....

Hmmm

Good luck to anyone else testing this week!

Grin Xx

ChocChaffinch · 29/07/2013 20:50

Im carrying my wee stick (a capped one) in my handbag!! join the april 2014 thread in antenatal clubs, cookie, Im due 5/5 but will be having a cs 7 days before = 28/4 roughly

ChocChaffinch · 29/07/2013 20:50

cookie --- you're due 4/4/14 ! magnificent work Grin

DulcetMoans · 29/07/2013 21:22

Thanks all, and great advice!

Welcome clarey, you're doing well to not test!!

clareyfarey · 29/07/2013 21:27

Thanks dulcet 7 cycles of trying have taught me later the better!

Had a few weird long cycles, then some short ones after coming off the pill in Jan so hopefully it will settle down soon.

Fingers crossed all that JSing was worth it, poor OH looks like he needs another holiday!

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Curly86 · 29/07/2013 21:43

Lol clareyfarey I'm sure my OH pretended to be asleep the other night, bless them, he did mention we havent had this much since we first met then quickly backed it up with a "not that I'm complaining" and a strange macho grin Hmm

EssieSaysRelax · 29/07/2013 22:16

I'm out. Ertd is here. Fecking crap body.

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ZingWidge · 29/07/2013 22:26

sorry sweets Thanks

Alohomora · 29/07/2013 22:28

Ah, essie, crap. Have some booze Wine, rest the cape for a couple of days.

fifi669 · 29/07/2013 22:49

Dull ache.... Feeling particularly sensitive.... The witch is coming....damn her

EssieSaysRelax · 29/07/2013 22:51

Cape in the recycling, I'm fashioning a new one with built in sound system so we can listen to the boob (because you can get upduffed through your ears you know, it's happened on this very fred).

Welcome clarey hope you like it here.

Good luck dulcet for your wedding! I'd love to do it all again, with dh of course! Grin

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Bearfacedchic · 29/07/2013 23:39

Sorry Essie. Majorly crap. Bloody bodies. Thanks I think your new cape needs The Button too. I mean, the whizzing, flashing upduffed button.

Hello Clarey- all sounds very promising. Will lurk over your shoulder.

Bearfacedchic · 29/07/2013 23:59

Exciting Dulcet! Although I think I already knew as you mentioned it when you first joined. Hurrah anyhoo! I love a good wedding!