Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

[EssieSaysRelax]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
   
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
   
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
   
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.
   

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

[fifi669]

I'm still here! Is the starting a new Fred thing still lucky? If so, is bear about?

[ZingWantsCake]

I can't get to computer until about 10pm tonight to start one.

but it's filling up.
it would be good to link one at post 990 or so.

where are you?

[AQuarkTooFar]

I'm still here, looking forward to a new Fred!

Yoohoo

[lil1ady]

yep or red are next I think. cine guys where u hiding

[DulcetMoans]

Im about too!! Can't believe it's time for a new thread already.

We failed to get cape on last night, then I got a little depressed. Even the doctor said leaving it three days could be too late. Must be more positive!!

Friend had a beautiful baby boy today. So happy for we and the family are all smiles! Can't wait to meet him.

[Bearfacedchic]

Did someone call? Really, it's not my thread so please just start a new one when you need or want to.

I'm reeling a bit today from a clonk on the head first thing and a long day at work. Feeling tired. No cape action, no BFP action, no hospital action so all rather stagnant here.

[Bearfacedchic]

Plus I'm on my mobile and get to a pooter to set one up anyway! The race is on . . . I think Red should do it as she's never done one. Red?

Ha ha - made me smile seeing all the bear emoticons on here when I logged on. We all need our own ones. //💜

[Bearfacedchic]

Ooo it worked!

So, here's one for Red- //👠

Dulcet- //👰

Zing-//🍰

Quark- //🚀

Pizza- //🍕

Downstairs- //🐥 Couldn't find some stairs so I thought this chick was cute.

Fifi- //🐙 Again, just thought it was cute - no link.

Who else is there? I want to get everyone!

[Bearfacedchic]

How could I forget Lil- //🙋?

[pizzaqueen]

they're amazing bear!! how do you do it?

[Bearfacedchic]

Essie- //🐢

Choc- //🍫

Coffee- //☕

They're emoticons on my iPhone and I put [[ in before and after. It's cool isn't it? Although Zibg did it first. I wasn't sure how to do it before today's experiment! I'm using up the thread though!

[Bearfacedchic]

Zing*

[Bearfacedchic]

Aloho- //🌺- your name makes me think of Hawaii- aloha!

Minion- //👯 - I thought this was a funny one for you.

Auntie- //💃- thought you might like this.

There's a few others likeGreatScott andRefoca, but I don't know where they've gone. Lurking perhaps?

[Minion]

I can't see what it is... Is it dancing girls? If so, love it! Thank you.
Well the law of sod has played its part beautifully tonight. So the extra sore breadsticks, cramps, back pain and dizziness reached lovely new heights last night so husband said I think you should do a test. So I had a drink, saved a wee. Started to get the horrid cramps again then needed the loo so off I trundled with test in hand. Wiped, nothing then set about to peeing on the blasted piss stick... Lo and behold on wiping again ERTD has reared!
Freaking typical hahah!
It's alright tho as I can tell when I really am icing from the EWCM, so finally I may be getting back to normal.
Hurrah.
Boobs still well sore tho... Grrr x

[lil1ady]

love the icons amazing

someone needs to link a new Fred quick! Ive never stared a Fred ever so I'd be waiting weeks for me to figure it out

[Fox82]

Oooooh is there a fox icon?!

[DulcetMoans]

Oh oh, I can't see my picture in phone. Need to look on comp. I'm excited! Haha.

[ZingWantsCake]

ok no more posts please, I'll link a new thread asap.

[ZingWantsCake]

New link is here!

local.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1843945-Put-on-your-capes-and-rub-the-Unicorn-belly-aka-my-dear-please-pour-baby-gravy-on-my-egg-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-18

[ZingWantsCake]

phew, close call!

please make your way over to new Shag Thread!

[Bearfacedchic]

It is Min. They look like twins and are dressed as cats! Sorry for the Ertd but glad your cycles seem to be getting back to normal.

[Bearfacedchic]

I'm still posting!

Will this do Fox? //🐺 Welcome too.

[Bearfacedchic]

Thanks for the new Fred Zing. I'm just going to use this one up. Da dee dah.

[ZingWantsCake]

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don't forget the unicorn!