Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

[EssieSaysRelax]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
   
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
   
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
   
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.
   

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

[DulcetMoans]

I was a little lost there for a minute. Phew - found you!

Icing was my autocorrect. My contribution to the fred, since i cant seem to contribute my BFP!

That's a bit off fifi. So not someone you have come across at all? I've been reading the internationallove one. I'm pretty convinced she's not for real. I nearly posting something yesterday (about enthusiastic consent) but then decided not to.

[Alohomora]

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

Name: Redshoes56
TTC #1 since May 2012 (I feel like this changes every thread too LOL)
No DCs

name coffeewineandchocolate
ttc#2 March 2013
ds 2.5

Name: alohomora
TTC #1 July 2013
No DCs


Heeeellloooooo!!!! roars in on an imaginary pink scooter (always wanted a pink scooter!)

Congratulations choc, fantastic news!

I POAS yesterday, don't even know why it's not quite the right time, I don't think. BFN, of course, but my timing sucks. {waits for ERTD}

[fifi669]

Speaking to DP, we have wondered whether she's just a troll or some kind of social experiment, seeing how people react to controversial topics? Due to her last two bombshells....

A lot of people were commenting, but I haven't seen the message lady in any recent posts ( last 4 pages or so) and the inbox was today.

Maybe she was just a lurker that cocked up and sent the message to me, doh! Oh well, onwards and upwards....

[Bearfacedchic]

Hope you feel vetted doom Coffee.

Fifi- I never knew you could block someone from a Fred! Cripes I wonder what went on

[Bearfacedchic]

Oh bloody hell- vetted doom=better soon sorry coffee

[fifi669]

bear i'm not blocked from the Fred, just seeing her I think?

Currently opening beer 3 and eating peanut cookie 8..... you've got to while you can eh?

[Bearfacedchic]

I wouldn't worry Fifi- I thought 'she' was a troll in whatever form straight away namely because she didn't sound so dumb, but held and maintained views that are difficult to support unless you only resort to the feminist card which lots of people did to support her plus she hijacked the original thread and now two bombshells? A bit far-fetched for cynical old me. But of course I could be wrong.

[Bearfacedchic]

Oh sorry Fifi- I misunderstood. My mistake. Ah well- no loss really for you! I'm sure you won't miss being talked about like that. I'd drink the beer, eat the cookies and chuckle to your good self.

Nice pink scooter aloho

[fifi669]

It was a distraction from TWOT though! Silver linings eh? When is your next appointment?

[Nessalina]

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

Name: Redshoes56
TTC #1 since May 2012 (I feel like this changes every thread too LOL)
No DCs

name coffeewineandchocolate
ttc#2 March 2013
ds 2.5

Name: alohomora
TTC #1 July 2013
No DCs

Name: Nessalina
TTC #1 March 2013
No DCs

Hello viroids! :-)
I've been a bit behind lately, so apologies if I missed big happenings in the last Fred! I did catch Choc's BFP though - yay for you!! :-D
Are we going for another BFP fred record this time round?!

[ZingWidge]

Name:Zing
Kids: yes
TTC : nope. I'm secondary mascot after unicorn, carrying pompoms and offering support and sprinkling baby dust

Good title, shiny new thread - good luck viroids!

[Bearfacedchic]

True Fi- I'm just reading the thread now. It's all very odd to me. . . Next appointment will now be in November, but hot several tests and a HSG before then. Joy.

[Bearfacedchic]

Wow - that was heated fifi.

[GreatScott1]

Hi please can I join? I've been lurking meaning to say hi for a while...! DH and i have been TTC no. 1 since December 2012, but starting to find it difficult to steer clear of contraband, as it doesn't seem to be happening So thought I'd join in and see if any of the luck from the last JS thread rubs off!?

GreatScott1
No DC
TTC since dec12

[lil1ady]

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

Name: Redshoes56
TTC #1 since May 2012 (I feel like this changes every thread too LOL)
No DCs

name coffeewineandchocolate
ttc#2 March 2013
ds 2.5

Name lil1ady
Ttc#1 since Nov 12
No dcs (but dh is a child sometimes!)

[Redshoes56]

Welcome, great!

[lil1ady]

oh looks like I copy/pasted from the wrong place. I suck at this. please forgive my shit phone app!

[Redshoes56]

It's fun when I run into the late-night crew on here (just got home, time to make dinner here in the States). Anything fun on tap this weekend, viroids?

[ZingWidge]

fifi I read that one as well. it was a spin off from writer's legs in the air.
I hid it ages ago.

just be greatful you didn't read the mucus thread.
it was disturbing. several of us asked for that thread to be deleted and MNHQ agreed.

some people are total weirdos.

I was being attacked quite badly on a thread about loss, so I left.




,

[lil1ady]

Name: Essie
Ttc#1 since dec 2012
No DCs

Name: Bearfacedchic
Ttc #1 since August 2011
No DCs

Name fifi669
TTC#2 April 2013
DS 05/12/10

Name: Redshoes56
TTC #1 since May 2012 (I feel like this changes every thread too LOL)
No DCs

name coffeewineandchocolate
ttc#2 March 2013
ds 2.5

Name: alohomora
TTC #1 July 2013
No DCs

Name: Nessalina
TTC #1 March 2013
No DCs

Name:Zing
Kids: yes
TTC : nope. I'm secondary mascot after unicorn, carrying pompoms and offering support and sprinkling baby dust

Name GreatScott1
No DC
TTC since dec12

Name lil1ady
Ttc#1 since Nov 12
No dcs (but dh is a child sometimes!)

[lil1ady]

There. I think that's right. now time for bed!

[Bearfacedchic]

Cripes! It's a bit crazy out there. I don't venture away much as I find if all a bit bizarre and scary.

Yes, Red- this is the late night crew chatting across the waves to you! Having said that, I'm just off to sleep. have a nice dinner. Hope it's tasty!

[Redshoes56]

I fixed up some turkey burgers and baked onion rings. And beer, since I'm barren and all. Night ladies, enjoy the weekend!

[DulcetMoans]

Who's going to start us off with a BFP then? I get excited every morning in case there's one waiting for me!

Left washing out and it rained - how's that for Sod's law!!

[cookielove]

Hello all

Congratulations on your BFP choc

I cracked I told my mum and sister and brother and I'm telling my dad later today