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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
pizzaqueen · 30/08/2013 21:46

bear that's hilarious! Reminded me of something that happened yesterday at ds swimming lesson: a seriously hairy woman got in the showers, more hair than my very manly DP, all over her legs and loads poking out side of her costume. My hair was full of shampoo and ds kept eying this woman's legs, then glancing at mine (shaven!) and declared very loudly 'mum look that lady hairy, that lady got hair on her legs mummy, you no got any hair' Blush if that wasn't bad enough he followed it up with 'that a monkey lady mummy' Blush

I just wanted the ground to swallow me up, couldn't get out of there quick enough but I had to finish rinsing my hair.

Bearfacedchic · 30/08/2013 22:18

Oh Blimey Pizza! Hilarious but embarrassing! Poor you!

lil1ady · 31/08/2013 13:39

haha bear and pizza hilarious!

I'm feeling guilty. still in the twot and had almost a bottle of wine last night after I promised myself I'd only have one. now i dont feel like i deserve s bfp thid month. I'll be in the pity pool...

Bearfacedchic · 31/08/2013 14:46

Lil- it's those months when it seems most likely yo happen for some reason. Sod could be up to his tricks again.

Had my blood test this morning and had to get up at 7 to go to it which isn't mega early or anything and I had about 7and a quarter hours' sleep, bug I felt do tired when I got up this morning and then have just got up from a 2 and a half hour nap! Still feel a bit zoned out. Mad!is it a sign? Hooya!

Bearfacedchic · 31/08/2013 14:47

Sorry for spelling! Proof I am tired!

lil1ady · 31/08/2013 17:14

I hope you are right bear the law of sod hasn't bring true as yet but u never know!

what is the blood test for?

Hoping the tiredness is a sign for you. Smile

lil1ady · 31/08/2013 17:15

908 posts.....hope you are thinking up your thread title bear?

BroodyTroody · 31/08/2013 17:46

I'm twotting but dying to do a test- I'm due on next weekend and I've got some first response tests, and although I don't think I'll get a bfp I just wanna know- hooya over here please!

How's everyone's sunny weekend going?

Fx for you bear!

ZingWantsCake · 31/08/2013 18:15

oh fred title - do include something about baby glitter! Wink

ZingWantsCake · 31/08/2013 18:17
Bearfacedchic · 31/08/2013 18:22

lil- it was for 21 day progesterone test.

Thanks Zing- needed that!

Hooya Trood- just passing it on!

Minion · 31/08/2013 22:05

Hi viroids. How's everyone rocking on this weekend?
Just had a big fat Chinese and booze to take my mind off things, ie the fact ERTD is 2 days tardy, my breadsticks are the sorest they've ever been and I'm having cramps but no AF.
I'm nervous.
If its not what I hope it is then frick knows what's occurring...
X

fifi669 · 31/08/2013 22:28

minion I'm a day late, had cramping, negative hpt. Body is playing funny buggers

lil1ady · 31/08/2013 23:00

ooh min and Fifi fx for u. Ur not out till Ur out. keep us posted x

DulcetMoans · 31/08/2013 23:37

I'm baaaaaaccccckkkkk! All honeymooned out now - back to the washing and the idiot scales that tell me I have overindulged to the extreme!

BFP did not happen on hols, much to my disappointment. Think I've decided a docs trip is in order. This will be my 12th cycle this month, I think that's enough chance to get it right. Want to be checked now, make sure we are not fighting against something unknown! Doctor isn't always that helpful, only seen her four times and not sure about her.

Sorry I can't read it all back, two weeks out is a lot of chat. Hope I haven't missed anything exciting! I've read this page so can see we are waiting for some results! fx for those in the TWOT!!

ZingWantsCake · 01/09/2013 00:02

I can't remember who said they wanted to test on tje 30th, before going to a wedding.

any update on that?

where did you go on honeymoon?

ZingWantsCake · 01/09/2013 00:04

and good call on seeing gp.
I don't know if they routinely offer a fuul blood test but it might be hood idea to request one to rule out any infections.

Alohomora · 01/09/2013 09:52

Gals, I'm sorry I haven't been around - I'm stressed up the wazoo, so not in the mood for dtd and besides, I'm opking this month so feel like a fraud when I post here!

I'll give you all a big hug and I'll be back regularly in a week or two when I have de-stressed a bit and things suck less. Thanks

PrincessKitKat · 01/09/2013 10:29
  • delurks

Have I missed the JS synchro-pee? I have been checking back regularly!

Minion - sore breadsticks is the sign I tell ye.
MrsMoans hope you had a wonderful wedding!
Fx for everyone!

  • relurks
AuntieMaggie · 01/09/2013 11:01

Morning ladies. Welcome back Dulcet :)

Ertd is well and truly here again. I know its only month 3 but ffs :(

I've been incredibly emotional this week even before ertd - has anyone had this coming off the pill?

DulcetMoans · 01/09/2013 12:14

Thanks zing but shagging was interrupted by stupid ERTD half way through. We did our bit though! We went to Canada, it was fab.

MrsMoans eh? Sure my hubby would agree with that name! lol. Love it!

Sorry about the stressful times aloho, come back soon!! We can help!

Minion · 01/09/2013 12:22

Yo yo sistas!
Testing today, melons are massive but this has happened before so I'm not convinced. I'm doing it to put my mind at ease.
I shall report back as soon as solo pee has ended... I'll wash my hands first..

ZingWantsCake · 01/09/2013 13:23

go minion!

is there a MiniMinion onion bun in the oven? Wink

lil1ady · 01/09/2013 13:27

ooh min the suspense is too much!

Mrsmoans hope honeymoon was still fab despite the witch joining you. don't you miss the days you could run pill packs together at such times!

Maggie my body/moods went haywire after stopping bcp. that was last sept and touch wood all seems to have settled in the last 3 months.

aloho we r here if/when u need us. I think we have all been frauds in one cycle or another.

hi kitkat I think the syncro pee is Tuesday. hope all is well with you

back to studying I go...

fifi669 · 01/09/2013 13:43

zing I was testing before the wedding! BFN and now two days late.... Had AF style cramping at the beginning of last week which normally means she'll arrive Thursday/Friday....

I think she's just being a cow and hiding round the corner to get my hopes up

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