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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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EssieSaysRelax · 22/08/2013 12:36

Hi Humpty! Lovely to see you and hear all well.

Sorry to hear you are a bit down and overwork Aloho. Not fun.

We are due a new bfp here, it's gone quiet....

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fifi669 · 22/08/2013 13:31

I think I'm only about 4dpo so you won't be getting it from me..... yet,fingers crossed

EssieSaysRelax · 22/08/2013 13:51

I haven't really paid attention this cycle so not that sure where I am, but according to my app I'm 5dpo, so we can synchro pee!

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fifi669 · 22/08/2013 14:21

Whoop! Will you wait for AF due date? I'm thinking a weeks time unless PMS is blatantly in my face, then it's chocolate and beer time....

ZingWantsCake · 22/08/2013 14:24

fifi and essie I think we have all iced within days from each other.
my next AF is due on around 2nd-4th Sept, do you want to triple POAS around then?

I certainly wouldn't before the 3rd, so if you need to go ahead.Wink

Minion · 22/08/2013 14:50

I'm slightly ahead of you by about 2 days but I'm happy to hold it in to quad pee!
Not entirely sure what's going on with me like. Backache still here and the pressure feeling down there is on and off, along with random breadstick pains.
Dr goofle says that whole day of EWCM yesterday was prob an oestrogen surge, perfectly normal, so may have something to do with that?,

Minion · 22/08/2013 14:50

Haha breadsticks?
I meant breastickles of course

fifi669 · 22/08/2013 15:16

Breadstick pains........ one for the Fred dictionary i think

EssieSaysRelax · 22/08/2013 15:21

I'm happy to hold on for a quad pee, perhaps we can go for a record 4 bfps in one day?! Now that would be impressive... anyone else want to join in?!

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fifi669 · 22/08/2013 15:28

I have a 30th birthday on the 30th and a wedding on the 31st....... I need to POAS before! Due 30th too. If i didn't do it myself, DP would squeeze a sample out of me....

EssieSaysRelax · 22/08/2013 15:58

I'll pee with you, as no idea really when I'm due but around then ish! What do you say other synchro pee-ers?

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lil1ady · 22/08/2013 17:57

I think I may ov today or tomorrow so AF due around 6th...when r we peeing?!

I broke a tooth today Sad

ZingWantsCake · 22/08/2013 18:06

oh a quad or quint Poas would be ace, but fifi you do your thing when you need to.
you and essie could twin pee and minion, lil and I could triple pee later?

Grin

anyone else?

fifi669 · 22/08/2013 18:06

If no AF I'll be POAS Friday 30th so I know whether to drink or not....

Think others are going for Tuesday 3rd....

fifi669 · 22/08/2013 18:07

5 BFP within a few days would be marvellous Smile

EssieSaysRelax · 22/08/2013 21:26

With a pee rate that high there has to be a bfp amongst us! Sorry about your tooth lil can you have it fixed?

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lil1ady · 22/08/2013 23:46

thanks Essie hoping they can. not causing too much of a problem at the mo. made an appointment for next Thursday.

been out dancing tonight and was interrupted by really bad ov pains Sad. and Grin ! going off now thank goodness!

ZingWantsCake · 23/08/2013 00:02

it's my Birthday! Cake is on me!Smile

Bearfacedchic · 23/08/2013 00:16

Thank you. I knew you would all have sensible suggestions. Well I realised today in the cold light if day that it's more complicated than I first said. I can't really go into why here as might out me, but suffice to say my mum really needs mg help. I didn't sleep much last night, but I helped her put down poison today. She rang my bro who said he wouldn't be coming round at the weekend with his baby and all hell broke loose so I said nothing. I know I should have, but I just couldn't upset her even more. Anyway, thank you guys for your advice and help, but I've realised that I need to tread carefully here. Sorry I can't explain properly. I don't want to drip feed info to you either. DH is helping me though and I'll just have to try to find a way of working it out.

Happy birthday Zing!

fifi669 · 23/08/2013 00:19

Cheers zing Cake bloody love cake

ZingWantsCake · 23/08/2013 00:47

bear that sounds scary. do you mean she tried to harm herself?

can your DH go wirh you to stay the night if you must go?
so sorry to hear, especially if your mum is unwellSad Thanks

Bearfacedchic · 23/08/2013 01:07

No zing, she hasn't done that or ever tried to. Like I said, I can't really say what the situation is as it would deffo out me, but she has a lot on her plate with other people to worry about. Life has dealt her a rough hand shall we say. She just needs lots of support and a lot of the time it falls to me to provide it. DH does come with me when he can, but can't always. It's just hard Zing, but I'll find a way. Best get back to talking shagging methinks before it looks like I've hijacked the thread.

ZingWantsCake · 23/08/2013 01:18

bear don't be silly.

I'm pretty sure no one here will mind you sharing your non-shagging related worries!

in fact if it stresses you out you ought to talk about it! that's why this thread is so great, everything goes!Wink
but if you prefer to talk off-thread you can always pm me, ok?

(hugs)

ZingWantsCake · 23/08/2013 01:19

and about JSing - I'm all shagged out!Grin

lil1ady · 23/08/2013 07:33

Mmmm Cake for breakfast Grin. thanks Zing and Happy Birthday!!

Bear sorry to hear its so difficult for you. I hope in time you will be able to find a resolution that works for you and your mum Thanks. as for thread jacking don't worry about that. stress affects icing so best to get it out so really it is shagging related Grin

Zing have a birthday present...



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