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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
lil1ady · 16/08/2013 19:22

oooh it did it did! what else can I do with [ ]'s

ZingWantsCake · 16/08/2013 19:25

[ bear ]

ZingWantsCake · 16/08/2013 19:26

it's a pombear!Wink

lil1ady · 16/08/2013 20:14
Bear
lil1ady · 16/08/2013 20:15

omg bear has her very own icon!

AQuarkTooFar · 16/08/2013 22:39

oooooo always wanted to know how to do the Bear icon!

Hello all! Red it all sounds very positive and things are being moved along quickly! Fingers crossed for a just shagging mini red!

Bored of AF being here now! Want to get back to shagging!.......

DulcetMoans · 17/08/2013 02:31

I can't sleep. I get married today technically, in like 11hrs. I don't feel ready. It's been a stressful day and I'm nervous about people looking at me! Lol. Silly I know, that's kinda the point in weddings.

To tie this back round to TTC though, judging by knicker watch I think I'm icing. We did manage to get one DTD in but not sure how the rest of the weekend will go. Hope we aren't too tired tomorrow!

ZingWantsCake · 17/08/2013 02:43

Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks DulcetThanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks

Let me be the first to say Thanks HappyThanks Wedding Thanks Day! Thanks

oh a chance for a wedding night baby - very exciting too!Wink

have a lovely day, enjoy and be prepared for your jaw aching the next day from all the smiling and grinning like Cheshire cat!Grin

DulcetMoans · 17/08/2013 07:05

Thanks zing! I'm up again now. So much for beauty sleep! Haha.

AQuarkTooFar · 17/08/2013 07:19

Ahh happy wedding day dulcet! I second zing you will get face ache from all the grinning!

Just relax as much as possible, try to take it all in as it goes by super quick and don't worry it will all go fine and everything will just magically come together!

Have a great day! Flowers!

PrincessKitKat · 17/08/2013 08:14

Dulcet have wonderful day! Enjoy every moment ThanksThanks
You only get to don your wedding cape once - might as well make the most of it!!

fifi669 · 17/08/2013 08:57

dulcet hope your day is everything you hoped for! Also hope you get your wedding baby! You could tell your children you saved yourself then....ha ha ha

lil1ady · 17/08/2013 09:52

happy wedding day dulcet Thanks Thanks Thanks

I agree on the jaw ache. I physically couldn't keep smiling by the time we went to bed!

try and find 5minutes to go off with your dh as he will be by then and enjoy it together. I'm so glad we did that. Gabe us chance to relax for a bit and have some time together before the evening guests arrived and the smiling began again!

fx for a wedding night baby we were too nakered to DTD on our wedding night and stayed up opening cards because some ppl had put dollars in for our honeymoon and we were leaving the next day!

fifi669 · 17/08/2013 13:02

lillady seeing the preview of your message on my I'm on page I just saw, happy wedding day dulcet. I agree on the jaw ache and wondered what you were implying! Grin

Nessalina · 17/08/2013 13:21

Have a wonderful day Dulcet! Flowers
Definitely try & keep the energy levels up to DTD - nothing but coffee after 10pm! hehe, wedding night baby would be amazing!

pizzaqueen · 17/08/2013 15:04

happy wedding day dulcet Thanks hope it is just perfect for you. Wine

Can i just have a little rant here? I've been feeling pretty crappy this week, combination of things really, partly af and feeling down about mc but also because dp works shifts until 11pm and ds is in bed im stuck in on my own every night and I'm getting a bit fed up and lonely in the evenings. I had a few Wine last night and told dp, he was supportive enough but there's not a lot we can do to change it. But this afternoon he's gone off to the pub and left me on my own with ds Angry what bit of 'im fed up being on my own all the time' did he not get!? He did offer to take us out for lunch this morning though and I said no thanks so he went to tesco and got us some nice lunch instead so he's not all bad, I'm just bored and fed up atm.

ZingWantsCake · 17/08/2013 15:20

pizza

Thanks when he gets back you go out, ok?Wink

we DTD last night and I feel sickConfused
given we are in the car and I get carsick, but not after 5 mins of driving!
it will be an interesting couple of weeks...

lil1ady · 17/08/2013 19:05

Fifi that made me chuckle!

pizza that's a bit mean of Ur dh. I agree with zing u should just go out. maybe fill ds full of e numbers before hand Grin

zing we'll be here to hand out hooyas in the twot if needed!

well I'm a bit confused with my body this month. have had ewcm since cd9 but now on CD16 nothing and no ov pain yet. and no positive poas action either so I haven't had icing yet my sex drive is lower than it has been too. I think I'm just paranoid and need to calm down, but I honestly think I prefer the twot over waiting for icing!

fifi669 · 17/08/2013 20:23

Well I'm icing! Or will be in the next 24-36 hours according to my first positive OPK ...... And DP has been out since midday on a stag do, not likely to be in any fit state when he gets in....sigh

ZingWantsCake · 17/08/2013 20:35

fifi we are almost synchro icing!

(someone please confirm that ovulation is icing! Grin )

we have a hot tub here! Best. Thing. Ever.
can't wait to put kids in bed and get romantic! Wink

fifi669 · 17/08/2013 22:50

Yes icing=oving Smile

ZingWantsCake · 18/08/2013 00:26

I want a jacuzzi.
this one has colour changing lights and "champagne fizz" action plus 2 bubble strength settings - it's like having a rainbow bubble bath!

fifi thanks!
sweet dreams viroids!

DulcetMoans · 18/08/2013 07:09

Thanks for all the happy messages. It was an amazing day, a crazy day but amazing still.

Not sure a wedding night baby will happen but maybe a wedding morning one is on the cards! Wink

Minion · 18/08/2013 10:18

Woohoo dulcet massive congrats, hope your day was superb!

Well I'm pretty sure im now twotting (again), but I feel all tender in my lower tummy like ERTD cramps with shooting pains in boobs! And a massive break out of zits a couple of days ago... Hooya needed here folks.

No doubt the pill is still wrecking havoc with me even after 8 months, yes I'm that unlucky.
Grrrrr

BroodyTroody · 18/08/2013 18:36

Hello all!

I have given up OPKs, and decided to JS! Goes without saying that DH is very pleased!

TTC #1 after being on the pill for 7 years...

Here's hoping!