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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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DulcetMoans · 06/08/2013 20:00

Congrats coffee!! Add ya to the list, we'll all get there soon. Thanks for the details! We love the details! Lol.

Gear visual image there curly. Fellow future bride too? Wooo!!

Redshoes56 · 06/08/2013 20:03

Hello!

Alohomora · 06/08/2013 20:17

Have I started a trend here? I think I got that from "The Guide to Getting it on", years ago!

Good friend has just announced she is preggers, I really hope it's catching!

lil1ady · 06/08/2013 20:38

I hope the sneezing vagina isn't catching though.....Hmm

lil1ady · 06/08/2013 22:11

one of dh's friends has posted on Facebook that they are expecting dc2. its started, the pregnant people are starting to appear around me in RL! time to design a super lucky cape for cycle 8!

fifi669 · 06/08/2013 22:26

AF has left the building after a false alarm and restart. Revamping cape for lucky cycle 5

ZingWidge · 06/08/2013 22:38

coffee congrats!

Sneezing Vagina sounds like a cocktail that might be served in a sex shop! Grin

EssieSaysRelax · 07/08/2013 13:11

Afternoon viroids.

I have seen 3 bike crashes in the last 2 days. If you ride a bike stay away from me. I'd like to add though that I was not involved in any of them, but witnessed them all. Weird!

It's hump day! In all senses of the word! Yay!

Grin
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AQuarkTooFar · 07/08/2013 14:58

Dropping in from the symptom spotting cave to say a quick hello to all and congrats to coffee!

Hope you are all well! Nothing to report here, still in the twot.

Happy shagging viroids!

Redshoes56 · 07/08/2013 15:56

Nothing to report here either. Spent an hour last night filling out my pre-visit paperwork for my appointment next week with the RE. I think they now know me better than my own mother, so many questions! On the "what else should we know" page, I was tempted to add a few sentences about unicorns and capes, but thought they might refer me to another doctor rather swiftly....

DownstairsMixUp · 07/08/2013 16:14

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lil1ady · 07/08/2013 17:07

congrats downstairs .

coffee got her bfp while u were away.

in other news we discussed ass babies and sneezing vaginas! u missed lots!

pizzaqueen · 07/08/2013 17:22

ooh congratulations downstairs. its really hard but just try to relax, try to rest lots and forget you are even pregnant I know I will be a nervous worrying wreck in the first twelve weeks when I get pregnant again

Curly86 · 07/08/2013 17:33

So pleased for you downstairs just get lots of sleep and put your feet up with a lovely cuppa and everything will be fine!

I think I have ovulated due to yesterday's jelly incident dtd yesterday and think probably best to dtd everyday or next couple of days, the phone app says I'm a fertle myrtle until Sunday?? Then I guess its back to the TWOT for me

Alohomora · 07/08/2013 17:37

downstairs Great news, now have a relaxing herbal tea to calm you down!

I am waiting for that bitch Aunt Flo, she's overdue and I know I'm not pregnant. I wish she'd just show up so we can start the next cycle! Grrrrr!

pizzaqueen · 07/08/2013 18:22

curly I ovulated 5-6 days after the weird pant jelly stuff....my cm went to watery rather than ewcm when I ovulated. you might be different though.

Curly86 · 07/08/2013 18:29

I had a positive OPK Monday and Tuesday and today its negative so I guess the egg has been released now? Today I don't think I have any CM; we didn't dtd Saturday or Sunday in the end but did Friday just hoping that's enough

PrincessKitKat · 07/08/2013 19:28

Hooray Downstairs! The line was a line Smile

Good luck Curly!

DownstairsMixUp · 07/08/2013 19:32

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ZingWidge · 07/08/2013 20:08

downstairs congrats!

and just a whisper that DH has changed his mind and said that if I really want another baby he's now happy to go for it! Smile
I feel it's not fair for me to be on here as a viroid because I'm likely to fall pg soon and I don't want people who are struggling to feel that I'm bragging or whatever, so I think I should be off...

but I wish you all good luck and sending you fertility vibes!
you are lovely people and will make fantastic parents, sooner than later I hope! x

lil1ady · 07/08/2013 20:19

ahh zing that's fantastic Smile

I obviously can't speak for everyone but I for one definitely want to hear when u get Ur bfp. you are one of the gang Grin

DownstairsMixUp · 07/08/2013 20:22

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pizzaqueen · 07/08/2013 20:43

stick around zing

lil1ady · 07/08/2013 20:54

and zing u r our mascot, if u go the bfps might go with you! you have to stay! we need Ur good fertility vibes to rub off on us!

Wheredidmyyouthgo · 07/08/2013 21:30

Congrats to all who have had their BFPs since I last posted.

Well.... I've been feeling 'pregnant' since last Thursday. Did a test yesterday - BFN.

Did a test this morning and it shows the faintest of lines. BFP at 9dpo.

Fingers crossed this is it, am nervous as it's so early, but I've felt so rough it was either get a BFP or have to go to the Dr's to find out what was making me feel this way!

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