Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

you should tell your parents but swear them to secrecy!! I'm so glad I told my mum in my last pg.

I think I'd tell them so you can see their happy faces!

We're going to tell my parents soon, every time I get another foul symptom I want my Mummy to call them.

Congratulations coffee! How many cycles did it take? I'm so impatient I'd settle for an ass baby :)

As for round 2, I'm 30, but DP has just turned 28. I don't think we're that young? It's def not an everyday occurrence!

I did absolutely nothing except shag no temps no charts nothing and got my bfp 5 weeks ago after 2.5 years of trying! I am 20 yrs old .. Hello ! X

Oh and pizza we still DTD in TWOT, unless signs of AF arrival are obvious in which case I sulk. I've never heard of DTD interfering with implantation?

coffee woop woop! Congratulations!
OPK still positive today OH home late tonight :-) so baby dancing is planned, hoping we catch as my 12 weeks would be just as we get married so OH can tell everyone in his speech :-)

fifi I think your a sex addict

Congatulations coffee :)

I have no idea whats going on with my fecking body. After really heavy bleeding yesterday I'm not bleeding at all today but I am knackered and very hungry. Also the blood in my mooncup wasn't like my period blood normally is but pure liquid like it does when you have a blood test...

I am also horny as hell so going to jump dp when he gets in!

curly that's be so nice to be able to tell everyone at once! Fingers crossed for you x

coffee woohoo!
Another BFP, congratulations. Def tell parents this week, you'll get spoilt rotten xxx

Congratulations coffee

For all the brand new bfp'ers new tgread here

I'm hoping we could have our scan before and then tell the parents we have a gift for them and give them a copy of the scan in front of everyone lol at least that way they can't make a scene! however my body hates me so not getting my hopes up although I've got a good feeling about this month :-D

Curly, I hope it works out for you like that, I do that sort of thing.

I hoped I'd be upduff by the time it was MILs 60th bday this year so we could tell her as a pressie, and then after that by the time I took my Gran on hols, so I could tell her on hols as she was on about it when we went away last year, thats been and gone, then I was hoping to be upduff by DH's bday, thats been and gone. My Mums 60th bday is in 10 days, I was hoping it would be a birthday gift for her too. Nope.

Eurgh, some tool has defaced our company facebook page. It's quite funny really that anyone can be so pathetic. I took a screen dump before I deleted all the posts and blocked them!

Maggie sorry your body is doing mad things too. Mine has been like that this week. Very odd.

curly that sounds lovely

fifi I had my arm implant removed mid Feb but it took 3 cycles for my body to deep a regular cycle pattern again. I found it very strange to be trying at all as ds just happened!

Congratulations coffee!!

Ok viroids, TMI alert but I'm panicking, have just had a lovely bath in prep for OHs arrival have got out and dried myself and over the towel is brown jelly??? WTF I had positive OPK last night an this morning, there is loads of the stuff it just keeps comin out its really sticky an stretchy I'd say there's probably a heaped teaspoons worth,

The last couple of months when I think I've ovulated I've just had some clear EWCM that was runny? This stuff is stretching to like 3 inches before it breaks??

curly I have no idea what it is, but if it makes you feel better I had it this cycle too (27th) a couple of days after I thought af was finished . just happened the once and went away

just noticed your ovulating too curly...ovulation bleeding??

Ok google was no help! Google says implantation but I'm only now ovulating (I think) so that any be right, its stopped now I think, it all came out in a big blob! Maybe its because I'm ovulating which means OH needs to hurry up and get home!

Thanks pizza my AF I don't think is due for another 2 weeks although she turns up when we wants I had period pains Friday but think that was maybe getting ready to O?

So google says it could be ovulation bleeding and aparently the real jelly stuff is what you get before the fertile runnier stuff? Nearly crapped myself it looked like my vagina had sneezed sorry for the graphic image

curly that is an impressive mental image I'll have to look out for my sneezing vagina

hi viroids

congrats coffee any more bfps on here and there'll be none of us left here's hoping

Wouldn't it be great to have just a handful left POAS, getting their BFP and meeting on the graduate thread? Here's hoping....

woo-hoo coffee lovely news

thanks all. just told parents and my sister's. All had suspicions given my symptoms but are happy :-). Lets hope it's a sticky one!