Elderberry Pavlovas Unite - the over 30s TTC number 1 (thread 3)

[Bunnygirlie]

Hey ladies, we're over here!

bunnygirlie, 32, TTC since June, AF coming around New Year!
Twinklestar 2, TTC1, cycle 16, BFP was due 19/12
BraveLilBear,TTC
Lolcbcb,TTC
Aquarius,TTC
Happylass 34 cycle 4 BFP due Jan 1st
Navis176, 35, TTC #1, cycle 3 (this time around), bfp due around 19 Jan (I think?)
Neshie, 31, TTC #1, on cycle 9, after stopping the pill 18 months ago (took 10 months for AF to return!) BPF due 12th January Fx
MotherOfCleo TTC#1, cycle 3, 5dpo, BFP due New Years Day.
Viviennewestwould, 41, childless hag, TTC one year (mmc in March), on Clomid, ovulating today!
Pipbin 37 cycle 16 BFP due 26/12

Zombies, 32, almost 3 wks pg (by my calculation)- per standard 
measurement from LMP, 6 weeks pg, PCOS. 
MeanMrsMustard 31, 5 weeks pregnant. 
Quod,33, PG
Purplemonster, PG
Janey 38, 12 week scan on Christmas Eve
HazleNutt, due June 21st
Rach, 34, 13+4 pg, due 26th June

Apologies if I've missed you or got something wrong

[Bunnygirlie]

viv it's burns night hence the Scottish smileys! [bsmile]

Cycle buds AF is fast approaching, place your bets that she rears her ugly head tomorrow as a birthday gift

[viviennewestwould]

[beats off Bunny's period with sausage]

[twinklestar2]

Lol Viv!!

[Aquarius1]

Weighing in on the boob debate...I get sore boobs every month now at a few dpo (after coming off depo injection in 2011) so it'll only be the month I don't get sore when I'll be hopeful

[happylass]

Yes tis indeed Burns night hence the Scottish smilies. It's also the Welsh St Valentines Day which is far more apt for TTC

[viviennewestwould]

[brandishes bratwurst menacingly at any approaching menstrual blood]

Aquarius, I will only believe I am pregnant if the veins on my tits spell out 'YOU ARE PREGNANT AT LAST, YOU SHRIVELLED-UP HAG'.

Happy, I hate Welsh people.

[happylass]

Viv we are a lovely bunch

[viviennewestwould]

Aw, Happylass, I was only joking [wields massive leek in the air as proof]

Quodlibet, if you are lurking, how are you? Thinking of you and hoping you're okay x

[happylass]

S'ok viv lived in Manchester for a few years so am more than used to a bit of Taffy bashing

Echoing the thoughts for Quod. Hope all is well.

[captainmoll]

I'm feeling very disorientated by the fact that it's Friday and no one has shoved any medical equipment up my snatch yet this week.

[Bunnygirlie]

LOL at Captain surely thats a good thing!

Do you think the scary sausage beating will work? Away evil witch AF be gone!!!

I was wondering about Quod the other day too - hope she is ok!

[captainmoll]

Well, it's made for a more pleasant week, but does mean I'm still waiting for the results on my MRI, cancer blood tests, liver blood tests and whether I'm getting surgery.. I'm assuming no news is good news.

[viviennewestwould]

Captain, you crack me up

[viviennewestwould]

Hey, Sidney, aren't you going to your family's overnight? Enjoy the muffled bed-rocking! [lends sausage to Sidney to use as door jam to keep out pesky rellies]

[2cats222]

Newby(ish) question - does this thread end at 1000 posts?? Have a question but don't want to post and then not be able to get answers til there's a new thread!

[happylass]

Yes it does 2cats. Is usually Bunny's job to start the new thread. Bunny where fore art thou? Think you may also need to bear the recent sausage obsession in mind when christening our next home!

[Aquarius1]

Ooh new thread... Can we call it Elderberry pavlovas and the eternal sausage of wang? Seeing as the sausage has survived quite a battering these last few days?

[Aquarius1]

Or whatever boodle or viv suggested (too much scrolling on the iPhone app)

[viviennewestwould]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1668556-Elderberry-Pavlovas-And-The-Eternal-Sausage-of-Wang-Part-4-a-frightfully-good-thread-for-the-over-30s-TTC-their-first-baby

[Boodle9]

Oh Friday, you couldn't have come soon enough! Good evening everyone! Just doing my bit to help fill the thread up - quick Bunny! Come and start the new one, quickly! Quite like the eternal sausage of wang suggestion, Aquarius! Whatever the thread starter decides, it needs to start with 'Elderberry Pavlovas' so that I can spot the thread easily when I'm on my kindle!

at Captain's snatch-shoving free Friday! You know your life has gone down a strange path when you jubilantly celebrate going seven days without a fanjo invasion.

[Boodle9]

Well done, Viv! Off we go to the new thread. Climb aboard the sausage shuttle and hold on tight!