Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

[Kittenkatzen]

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers :o

Hi all. I have been such a bad JS-er. It's only cd25 but since I have had 34 day then 22 day cycles and this one would have maybe been a 22... I did a little casual PIATLH (tea light holder - it was the only appropriate thing lying around in the bathroom!)

It was faint, that's all I can say.

Other than that, yes Ding I will test with you on New Years Eve!! I am having two families round for the night, so have an excuse for not drinking while dealing with the cooking... But after that I will have some difficulty explaining away. I did have a weird headache the last few days coupled with one very bloodshot eye that felt bruised on the eyeball, so perhaps could use that as a reason for not drinking.

ps there is now NO WAY on earth I am going to get through Away In A Manger this year. Just did a test run getting DS off for a nap. I cracked on 'me' of 'Be Near Me, Lord Jesus'. By Christmas Eve I think I'll be down to 'no crying he makes' and miming the rest.

I bought some of those clear blue digital test today as they were on offer in our local boots, so I have some ready for some time around the 4th.

I don't know what my excuse is going to be for not drinking (I've got another cold so may use that excuse).

My friend had her son two weeks ago today and bought him to beavers last night. I had lots of snuggley cuddles

Tenton... how faint :) A faint BFP is still a BFP... Squeeee :) When you p-ing in something again?

Tuddles: Off to boots I go then!

Well. Am accidentally a bit pished, despite trying not to have more than a glass or so a day just in case. Oops. I think I am 5 or 6dpo, my app says otherwise but I think I Ov'd a bit late this month. Have had funny, gentle little cramps all day on and off, which have gone since the wine imbibing. And sorry if this is tmi I have lots and lots of creamy-type pant snot. Am trying not to read anything into it. BUT my boobs are killing me and holy cow I am tired and drunk so I have my fingers crossed. I got my faint bfp at 20dpo last time so we'll see...

Anyway, off to bed as am exhausted from doing the Big Christmas Shop today. Off shopping for diamonds tomorrow squeeee as santa dh is being really good to me this year :)

well quite, Ding, I said to DH there's no such thing as a false +ve because if even a tiny bit of HCG is there that means it's a fertilised egg that has triggered the rest of me to start doing things like making hormones... but then started wondering if I had confused myself and it's the other way round.

now I have slightly painful boobs too.

Might pee again next Saturday morning when back from visiting (but before visitors start arriving).

Congrats TenTon

I'm laying with a pillow under my bum . It really makes my back ache

Congrats TenTon It's true that there's no such thing as a false positive. So hooray, Merry Christmas!lol

Am I the only one that's just shagging?! I have got a calendar for ERTD but that's because of my WTF cycles. I tried temping but I'm just too lazy/forgetful.

I think that's all I'm doing andie this month....have an app to track ertd but list faith in contraband sticks last month and now I'm just going for it. Currently typing with pillow under bum tho, and hoping for many more festive frolics!
Congrats tenton....sounds like a Xmas bfp!!!

How exciting tenton! I had a v faint line that got progressively got darker every day.... That was using the ICs. About 5 days later I got hold of the cb digital and the frer and they were definitely bfps too. I'm 9 weeks today, all booked in with midwife and hoping for my scan in a few weeks

andie I followed the rules v strictly and was not remotely expecting a bfp at all last month as I had flu so we hadnt been JSing enough. Or so I thought. Of course, it also meant that I wasn't at all anxious or particularly trying as in my mind the whole month was a write off. I cba with temping or charting or opks and also know just how much of a worrier I can be, hence the JSing!

Anyway fx for some more bfps and plenty of JSing in the meantime

Wow waves, 9 weeks already!! Funny that u say u weren't expecting it due to flu etc....I'm hoping this works for me!! How many times did h consider 'not enough' that month?.... Just curious! Lol. Congrats.

Morning all

Don't think it's going to happen for me this month although we are just shging I'm still aware of when the best dates would be which were the 18th-23rd did it 18th,19th and this morning and don't feel that's enough really.

Out of interest I haven't been going the pillow thing, does it matter? I do try not to move around too much after

Just read waves post and am feeling a bit more hopeful for BFP

Well, as they say, it only takes the one. I think if you get one good shag in around the right date then you've got as good a chance as anyone.
I'm chilling out this month and not stressing about it. Now we're less stressed about contact with DSSs (who are currently running amok with my DCs at Nanna & Pops' house....I've got a headache!lol) we should be able to relax more.
Hope everyone's having a good weekend.

Andie: I'm just shagging too. Cba with anything else really :)

Hey my lovely ladies

It has been once again forever since i have been on Dh, had an operation on his leg so have been avoiding JS since that so i didn't hurt it (if that makes sense) and also has been in and out of hospital rushed to a&e twice for to different reasons. I've been literally run ragged and today is the first day that i have managed to sit. Dh is back a work (boo)

Also i thought i may be up duffed last month (2 days late) and was feeling all smug then i found out a work colleague is pregnant (yay for her) and my period came [grrrrrr]

I've had so many little melt downs, its quite hard really at work as that is the 3rd person up duffed now.

Any way thats enough about me, hope everyone is having a lovely christmas eve

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I'm just shagging too, I just have an app on my phone for tracking my period.

Well green week is over an I'm feeling quite helpful. Our dog keeps laying his head on my belly when I sit on the floor and follows me round like a shadow, which he doesn't normally do which makes me think he maybe knows something that I don't. He was like it when DPs sister was pregnant.

Can someone me pls as something VERY SIGNIFICANT just happened.

When I was diffed with DS, about 4 weeks and had only known a day myself, my bestie G came to pick me up. Literally she was not even over the doorstep and she mouthed at me ? I was as she was right.

She just asked me again... eeeee..... :) Keep me calm please :)

Ps: what's everyone's plans for Christmas shagging

Ooh ding!!

We might get one in tonight, just maybe. I came away to my parents' place without supplies just in case I do get a witch visit, so had to go to tesco to get just in case panty liners and tampons.

Am knackered now though. This sitting on the sofa having nuts cracked for me is really tough

Hooya ding...but I am hoping it is a sign!!!
No jsing at all for us. We have 12 extra people sleeping here today including both dcs in our bedroom and tomorrow will be 16 sitting for lunch...I will be cooking!!!
Merry Christmas to everyone here. I hope everyone get a bfp really soon and all of us graduate to the other thread!!! Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas shaggers. Hope everyone has a lovely day.

notso Good Luck with the big family gathering.

Ding Fingers crossed that's a sign for you.

I'm off to referee two toddlers who don't want their own toys but don't want to share either (DD just threatened DS with a toy rolling pin...lol)

Merry Christmas all. Well we got an extra shag in last night, more of a celebratory shag anyway. I got engaged at midnight

Feeling more odd today so hopefully around this is the month ... Would be good if it was

Merry Christmas ladies! Sorry I've been scarce - looks like I have a lot to catch up on . Congrats to those squinting at holiday lines! Wishing you all a wonderful day.

Congratulations Tuddles!! :) Tell tell tell. At midnight: so romantic

Poas this morning (just for the drama) and got a bfn but only 8dpo so well too early and expected as much, so I'm ok :)

Santa been good to everyone? Xx

Congrats Tuddles !!! So will you seal the deal quickly or have a big fat pregnant wedding or after DC? (we got married 5 months after DS born... although as it turned out we were also trying to buy a house and find DH a job, which added to the stress just a bit!!)