50 Shades of Sore Bits

[Fairygodmother1]

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!!

Allo missus. Did you read in classics the 50 shades of mn thread. Didn't read it all but what I did was hilarious.

Maybe if you have a boy you should use Grey as a middle name tis tres classy.

You know I might lol - start a new trend! Not the place you conceive but the book you are reading! Or even Christian. Although am so not in love with him as others are - Edward Cullen is stil my literary fancy-piece!

I think the whole reationship they have is like the one I had with one of my exes (minus the whole bondage-sub/dom scene)! I just really feel for Ana & hope that she meets someone better!

Not read the mn bit but will!

Yah to new thread! (sorry haven't read THE book)

The only books I've read lately are Peppa pig ones, so if i had any more mini muffins they could very likely be Suzy or Peppa.

Lou I bf mini muffin until she was 14 months but had felt a little down before that. Mini didn't sleep well last night so today hasn't been a great day, but I'm going to bed early so hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

Get yourself some Mr Gray - he'll help you escape & maybe put a smile on your face! Maybe even a smile on Mr Muffin's face too

I was out to 3am last night. I am so going to bed now.

I have the book but haven't read it. I am reading Homer - The Illiad at the moment. I read a book called The Song of Achilles and it inspired me to read the Illiad. So then I can read the 50 shades shag fest to balance it out.

Cor, Homer - are you sure it is The Illiad not Homer Simpson? In Latin or english? 3am, are you MAD (or just young!)

Have neither bought nor read the grey book, but have read a very different book called Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde. Brilliant writer.

Dd has slept through! 4 times, not consecutive but hell who cares! I have had some sleeeeeeeeeep.

I am not that young. Am all the 3s. Sleep is the best thing ever.

Not reading in Latin or Ancient Greek but boring old English.

Day 28 - Sore boobs & Ofsted due tomorrow!!!

Good luck for Ofsted FairyG, I hope they are gentle with you! And long may your boobs be achy

Here's to achy boobs.

How did the Ofstedding go? Or are you still in among it!

Don't mind if I do

Oh what a nightmare - they were as ever thorough & judgemental!

Wel RTD has hit!!! Painful one but a natural one! Hopefully Agnus Castus is doing her job!
appreciated so much. Need emoticon!!!

You can have my chocolate cos I have been eating far too much crisps and chocolate. Problem is I keep buying the stuff, and then it sits in the cupboard and calls to me. I hope they have not been too judgemental and give you a glowing report.

I hope Agnus is doing what she is supposed to! And have some more

Did someone say chocolate?

& - ooh you spoil me! Don't know the outcome for a while but they loved my literay lesson & the text I was teaching to me class - ambitious! !

Dear Ofsted, FairyG is Outstanding.

That is all

Love from us!

Dat fairyG haz taught uz everythink we no.

Love the chavettes.

Lol Just realised I spely Literacy wrong haha!!!
Um Thats pretty much the same things my kids wrote in my cards (or writ as they would say). The amout of 'your' instead of 'you're' which we've gone over time & time again & many Miss FairyG instead of Mrs FairyG lol, & I did get a thanks for teaching them 'everythink' too!

Holidays start today Yay! ut I forgot to turn my alarm off so wide awake - boo!

Ooh got my Hycosy next friday!!!

So might that clear your tubes a bit as a bit of a Brucey bonus FG?

Fingers crossed!