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50 Shades of Sore Bits

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Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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UmBongo · 26/10/2012 10:29

Aaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh

Not winning currently. Sad

HalleLouja · 26/10/2012 12:27

Still feeding at 17 months here. Kind of want to quit but not enough to do anything about it..

Number 3 is not completely written off but not really in the running. I am getting keener DH is getting less keen.

UmBongo · 26/10/2012 13:22

Am winning with the running though, just done w4r1 and it didn't rain on me. Hooray.

I wouldn't mind carrying on feeding, but I am feeding every night from about 7.30 til 9.30 with a short break in the middle for a nappy change and pyjamaring and changing boob. I want my evenings back. Sorry.

HalleLouja · 26/10/2012 13:39

Well done with the running. I am doing my last run tonight.

You don't need to be sorry. Its all just a blur and DD loves milk and this is probably my last baby. It does get better but its personal choice and 6 months is far more than the average joe.

HalleLouja · 01/11/2012 21:27

Am officially a couch to 5k graduate [hgrin]. Haven't got to 5k running but can run for 30 minutes and not a million miles off.

UmBongo · 01/11/2012 22:33

Congratulations Lou! Well done you! I have finished week 4 and have a sore heel. Not sure if I am going straight into week 5, may have to give it a few extra days off. Pants.

Dd has now got to the stage this morning where she is willing to tolerate the teat in her mouth, but I think we are a long way from her working out to actually suck and swallow the sodding milk! (I am not really getting anywhere am I?)

HalleLouja · 02/11/2012 08:48

I never had the patience. Can't you try her on a cup? Some people avoid bottles and go straight to cups. Dd loves cups as that is what DS drinks out of. she splutters the milk out of her milk when I give her a cup of milk. She will take milk from cups when I am not around and has done since 9 months when she went to nursery.

HalleLouja · 02/11/2012 08:50

Maybe try expressed milk to begin with as that is what she is used to. I used to express milk as she drank that better than formula and then drank cows milk at nursery when she was 11 months and I couldn't be arsed to express.

HalleLouja · 09/11/2012 08:28

Anyone there???

UmBongo · 15/11/2012 12:43

Yoo- hoo! I'm here! I have a very sore heel, my doctor friend says it is Plantar Fasciitis - which I think is Latin for "Oh bugger that foot hurts" So running is off.

However dd [whispers] is drinking from a bottle!!!!! I even got a friend to come round after school drop off to give her a bottle and she still took 5oz. 3 weeks. But I think I may have won!

Goes off shouting Fairy, Fairy, Fairy. Has she buggered orf for some sunshine?

HalleLouja · 22/11/2012 17:09

Well done baby fivealive!

HalleLouja · 03/12/2012 11:58

Where are you all??????

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Fairygodmother1 · 09/12/2012 16:39

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xmas Smile

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HalleLouja · 10/12/2012 20:22

[Snogs FG]

I need a Xmas name. You lots are good at this well less crap than me so we have to be together again. I thought this fred had died and was sad.

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/12/2012 19:15

Nope - life took over!
Still not talking to my brother & his family. The baby has been born & her name sounds like a french prostitute is lovely! Grin
I've quit my job too as they treated me like shit! I'm not the only one leaving

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HalleLouja · 11/12/2012 20:09

Hugs sweetie. That sounds like crap.

Am interested in what your twunt of a brother called his DD. Amelie?

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/12/2012 20:15

Lol. Think popular song by kinks about a transvestite & double barreled with Frank sinatra's ex's first name... Wink

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HalleLouja · 11/12/2012 20:20

My grandma's nickname was the first one her real name was Theodora Xmas Shock.

Have just googled FS and he had a lot of wives but think I know the one you mean.

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/12/2012 20:44

The actress one

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HalleLouja · 14/12/2012 13:06

Two were actresses I thought. (I have googled to see).

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Fairygodmother1 · 14/12/2012 19:21

1951-57 marriage! Yeah I googled to work out who she was cos I knew her name.

5 days left at work then a new adventure!

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HalleLouja · 14/12/2012 20:52

Have you got a new job? Both of the actresses have names which are quite popular - so could have been either.

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Fairygodmother1 · 15/12/2012 07:16

Nope, just gonna suck it see what's out there. Might do some temp work until my dream career appears!

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HalleLouja · 15/12/2012 10:21

Which is?

Have you heard from the IVF peeps?

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Fairygodmother1 · 15/12/2012 22:43

Long story but Cons didn't refer me. Found out about 2 weeks ago. Phoned again about a week ago & secretary said that she'd send me the forms to get al the tests re-done but aint heard anything. So will be calling again on Monday. My luck is so shit at the mo!

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