Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

horse its great fun, I love doing things like that with DS. Sadly he can be a bit of a square sometimes and needs egging into things, which I am more than happy to do :)
south, you me and ribs are in danger of becoming positive relics in the TTC stakes :(

Hi all,
Welcome red and jazz, As much as we like to think we are all laid back shaggers, it can get a bit mental particularly at that time of the month, waiting for a BFP!

Hmmm hobbies.... cooking, include baking (but not helpful for the waistline)
sometimes a bit of cross stitch and reading.
Watching DH tend the garden as I cut the blooms to die in a vase inside(i just love having flowers inside).
Allowing DD to grow in to a well rounded person (does that count?)

Sounds pretty pitiful, (not to self, get a life!)

I was away over the weekend, and pretty sure I missed the fertility boat, plenty of pant snot at the wrong time! Oh well, guess I will stick around with you ladies for another month! I will still attempt to seduce him tonight as a last ditch attempt!

Thanks kitten - I like that it's unusual but not too 'out there'
What does cd9 mean?

Oh and my hobbies are - patchwork and scrapbooking, some cross stitch and baking but irregularly

I forgot earlier! My interests are wide and varied and I flit like a butterfly from one to the other (or at least I did before DS was born!)
Now I love to cook (reasonably well) and bake (with varied results due to my dreadful impatience!) I also have a working spaniel who I work in the shooting season and I have just started agility with him to keep his mind active out of the season. I also love to garden, again with varying degrees of success. We camp a lot (though not at all this year and enjoy geocaching much to DS's disgust :o
And practicing I am with you on the flowers indoors thing. Even at our poorest we have always had some sort of flowers inside, even if it was a glass of daisies. Currently we have so many wild flowers that I have a pretty jam jar full of lavender and a selection of wild flowers which pleases me greatly :)

Hi everyone!

I don't really have a lot of hobbies. I read a lot and like to grow flowers, but I'm pretty crap at it. DH grows them really, I just water them and say "ooh that looks pretty!" :o I like to bake and plan parties with themes. I like hiking and going to ice hockey games when I get a chance.

Name: CheerfulYank
Lives: Minnesota, USA
DS: 1DS, age 5 (well, almost. Nine days til his birthday!)
TTC: About three weeks?

I don't think I have green fingers... Unless it can pretty much take care of itself it dies in my house! Thankfully not the same thing happens with babies...

Ooh yes I love to camp too. DH is a big wimp fair weather camper though so we don't do it as much as I'd like.

What is geocaching? I've heard it mentioned loads but never worked out really what it is or how it works!

jazz cd = cycle day. You start counting on the first day of ertd

woman sorry ERTD got you. Crap isn't it. Mines cleared off again now but due to work there's no chance of us JSing before friday. Hopefully that's still before the most important bit!

Welcome back kitten and welcome to the gang to the newbies!

south I'm showing my ignorance but what is BINTM?

Hobbies, hmmm. I read a lot, bake and garden a bit, and shoot (clay pigeons, and not very well at that), oh and am a full time slave to my cat!

ooo Jazz patchwork and cross stitch is what I was thinking of picking up when I get my BFP. I love the idea of making my own patchwork quilt cover or a throw. I used to cross stitch a lot when I was at school - my mum's brilliant at it so used to watch her and learn. I hope to cross stitch for the baby IF and WHEN I get preggers.

erm yes what is geocaching topB? I love camping but DH is a bit of a wimp when it comes to the flies and bugs that come and say hello in the tent!

hi yank and practising

south I love BINTM too...although I think Elle McPherson seems to be trying really hard to beat even Tyra Banks in the smug, annoying, self important tv show host category! Love love love Julien Macdonald though.

We all have a nice varied bunch of hobbies don't we! I can imagine how a meet up would go - us lot sitting round a camp fire, wrapped up in patchwork quilts, munching on cupcakes, swapping gardening tips, looking forward to a lesson in geocaching and shooting the next day :o

Morning all!
School open today and it is raining again so goodness knows what will happen next
persuasion I shoot TERRIBLY so maintain that "I prefer to work the dogs" rather than humiliate myself. DH shoots and is pretty good as well so that compounds my shitness :o
south he would either be gamekeeper or shoot captain. And what a responsibility that would be! DH is also slightly wavering away from camping (must be the relic in them!) so we have taken to only camping in lovely weather and in beautiful places, thereby staving off the inevitable time he puts his foot down and refuses to go anywhere without an en-suite :)
And geocaching is a type of treasure hunt using hand held GPS devices (we have our own but loads of phones have a fairly decent one built in) You go to the website (www.geocaching.com) and find one near you by putting in your postcode/ town etc. The co-ordinates will come up, you put them into your GPS and off you go. The caches can be anything from a tiny micro (about the size of your little finger nail) to big tupperware boxes full of goodies (plastic tat that DS exchanges for his own plastic tat) Caches are placed EVERYWHERE and people often place them in places that you would never have visited- we have discovered some of the most beautiful places right on our doorstep. There will be a logbook inside which you sign to show that you have found the cache, then you log it on the website when you get back home. It sounds really sad when I describe it like that but we like to be out and about, it is free and it gives us a purpose rather than aimless wandering :)
Oh and we JS'd last night :o

Top I've been meaning to try geocaching for ages now as I think the kids would love it. You have inspired me and I will go and geocache forthwith at the weekend if the weather is not too bad

We JSd last night but have no idea if it's doing any good or not, I think my body has just decided to give up on having periods. Still nothing after nearly six weeks (again!). To make matters worse I keep dreaming that I'm pregnant. Last night I dreamt that I felt pregnant so I went to the bathroom to do a pregnancy test but I could barely see, couldn't switch the light on and the pregnancy tests in my bathroom cabinet had been replaced with Niquitin nicotine patches and I don't even smoke!! Obviously going bonkers!

I'm a little short on hobbies at the moment as I dislocated my kneecap last June (2011) and had to have fairly hefty knee surgery last December. Before that I did ballet two-three times a week and me and OH used to go rock climbing. I have now replaced these activities with eating baked goods and so now my jeans don't fit. I refuse to buy some more because I hoping to be buying maternity jeansshorly and then I can eat as much as I want.

BTW I LOVE BINTM and ANTM. I like to say that they are my one bit of trash TV but I'm lying. Can't believe it's started and I didn't know. I must rectify this immediately and series link it now. Have a good day y'all !

I love quilting! Just got a new sewing machine too.

No js for me last night. maybe tonight

just had my scan! baby splodge mesures 7.9mm making me six weeks and 5 days due the 28/2/13! my scan

:( I can't access the scan picture as work have blocked whatever site it's on - congrats though something, glad it's going well!

south any ideas when the next series of ANTM starts?

guinea booo to rubbish long cycles driving you round the bend....keep JSing though just in case!

Congratulations! yey

Congratulations Something!

A big ANTM fan - did it already start ? Is this the new cycle with the british and american one combined?

Hi all - as mentioned above I have name-changed (first time!). Couldn't work out what to have as so many of the user names on here are super witty and clever and Birdsong was already taken so here is my usual netball position ie where I can do least damage.

Don't worry about updating the roll call, I'll do that on the next thread.

And Red, the BritvUS cycle has already aired over here I think. Try going to Never Miss on sky.com and setting a reminder for when it comes on again. In face, I will probably do that for the next season anyway :)

~ Wing