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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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Practisingparent · 28/06/2012 07:09

Yay for somethings splodge, thats a bit exciting!! Sorry to hear about LSIL (lovely SIL rather than Evil SIL)

Top You said some very wise words on the last thread, about being grateful for what you have, was heart warming... then I read your conversation with DH about wank clinic and pissed myselF! Grin

My DH is driving to Germany tomorrow to catch a glimpse of the tour de france. Someone tell me why its important to drive thousands of miles, to watch some cyclists race past in a matter of minutes! So JS will cease till monday, hope Im not OV. Will try and jump him again tonight.

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southlundon · 28/06/2012 07:37

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somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 09:06

went to see LSIL last night things have been made out to be worse than they actually are. they dont actually know if it is the baby or not causing it but there is already spinal fluid in the brain normally shes just has increased pressure there (gotta love google) so shes having a lumber puncture today.

if anyone wants to add me on facebook its lettie head and profile picture is DS in his jumperoo

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fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 10:48

Something, I can't add you cos im on my phone. My email is keeks 1987 @ gmail.com without the spaces of course


No js for me recently. My ds is teething again and im permanently shattered. Will make a move tonight

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somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 11:31

So just seen my midwife and I got a shock! She looked after me whilst I was in critical care after having zac! She's lovely said I can try for a VBAC and sent my scan referal off! shes referring me to a consultant whos very pro VBAC and i might be booked for regular growth scan due to previous PET

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fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 16:21

That's fantastic! Brilliant news Something

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somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 17:47

if anyone added me on fb i accepted

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NicolaHazel · 28/06/2012 17:51

That's quite interesting to know, thank you :-)

Though my H2B has just worked out I'm now very unlikely to turn down DTD and has started to try it on far more often! We had an impromptu session on Tuesday, and I think I'm on a promise tonight too. Plus the weekend is on the way :-) Hopefully it'll be just the right timing as it's CD9 today.

Still seems odd being so blase talking about my sex life so freely, as it isn't something I'm prone to doing in RL!

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fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 17:51

I've added you both :)

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AWomanCalledHorse · 28/06/2012 17:59

something, hopefully that's more positive for her! Good luck getting your VBAC.

south, so we, wait, should have more sex?! Yay!

Nicola, I was thinking the same thing! How odd that's we're all talking about ERTD & JS but wouldn't recognise each other in the street.

No JS here so far the last few days, DH is working lots & it's hot. Too hot.

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NicolaHazel · 28/06/2012 18:05

Sorry to be thick...what's VBAC?

Lots of unknown acronyms! :-/

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AWomanCalledHorse · 28/06/2012 18:19

Nicola, VBAC is Vaginal Birth after Casearean.

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topbannana · 28/06/2012 18:23

I worry sometimes that if something happens to me, what people will think when they analyse my internet history and see what I talk about on here. I think I can honestly say I NEVER discuss our sex life in RL. Ever :)

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babyjames · 28/06/2012 19:33

Marking my place again :)

Oh my goodness did anyone have the floods today like I did here?!

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NicolaHazel · 28/06/2012 20:02

Ah, thank you, Woman :-)

Fingers crossed, Something.

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somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 20:04

hehe thanks

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AWomanCalledHorse · 28/06/2012 20:16

OOh babyjames, hope you & yours are all alright? We had muggy sunshine all day, can hardly believe the weather reports oop North!

top, I googled a film last night & somehow came across porn...the film was an awful horror called Evil Angel, and there is a porn site of the same name. Now my browsing history looks weird too!

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topbannana · 28/06/2012 22:41

I remember googling for a man to fit wire to the chimney pots to stop the bastard gulls nesting on them and coming across a child porn site :( When we reported it, the police seemed unconcerned but I was since told it was probably a Hindustan. In any case it was a most unpleasant surprise and consequently the gulls got another year of shitting down my chimney

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topbannana · 28/06/2012 22:43

Shit me, a HONEYTRAP not a Hindustan Hmm

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fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 23:03

Hindustan. Ha ha

Well, I've lost half a pound. Not very good. I kept to the diet, but I'm just so bloated!

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topbannana · 28/06/2012 23:49

I LOVE my iPhone but seriously, who designed a piece of technology that assumes you spell the word Hindustan more than the word honeytrap?!

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NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 06:34

We had a laugh about that typo, top, prior to a bit of DTD last night. :-) Think I'm aiming for EOD this month...can't hurt!

My phone is a bastard for making words up. It seems all phones do it :-/

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southlundon · 29/06/2012 08:27

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NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 08:37

Ha ha, south, the men in our lives live the benefit of trying for a baby...I reckon mine will be attempting every night soon!

Bless him...pig in muck now he's worked out I'll go for it every time it is offered as he LOVES JSing!

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