Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

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babylann Wed 16-May-12 21:28:34

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month grin. All you need is a man, wine, ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex wink

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

southlundon Wed 16-May-12 22:32:42

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mandasand Wed 16-May-12 22:54:06

Oooooh hello, shiny new thread! I feel like I've graduated or something :-) Thanks for setting it up babylann!

Ha, yes, my doc said the moment I fall pregnant they're shipping me off to the geriatric clinic. I said 'You what?!' and she said, 'You know, the granny clinic, because you're over the hill'!! Hmmmm!

Hello! Big wave to new thread and old friends.
I'll plonk some wine on the the table and a sticky chocolate cake grin

Niceties over I am also hopefully going to be a geriatric!!! 36 at the moment and will turn 37 in July... Didn't meet the right man till 2 years ago and then suddenly for the first time in my life I wanted children to complete the family picture... Fingers crossed very tightly that its not too late...

Vizzini Thu 17-May-12 07:39:17

Hello all. Lovely new thread! Well, I'm now three days late with no BFP. If I was pregnant it would have shown up by now so it's just my body playing tricks on me. I'm feeling really down about it today. DH is trying to be understanding but he doesn't really understand why it's bothering me so much.

Kittenkatzen Thu 17-May-12 07:41:17

Morning morning..... fens I'm liking your style, wine and choccy cake for breakfast - I'll second that!

I'll add myself to the almost geriatric list too, I've had more than one 'friend' point out that I had 'better pull my finger out' as I'm not getting any younger....I'm 32 and only just starting out TTC (not that they know that), so technically they have a point, but still. Rude much?!

Happy Thursday all....I can see the weekend on the horizon! grin

mandasand Thu 17-May-12 08:04:31

thanks for the wine and choc cake, stuckinthefens, and I like how our paths are v. similar, re age and meeting someone only relatively recently smile i have a pot of coffee on the go if anyone wants one brew.

sorry about no BFP, vizzini. does it really show up so early? I didn't know that. I haven't got any strips. at the mo (I'm just one third cycle of ttc) I'm just presuming not preggers until some majorly big sign appears. my doc said it could take a year for fertility to return, so i have a bumper stack of tampax at the ready.

cheery waves to all smile

lookingfoxy Thu 17-May-12 09:22:45

Hi can I join as well, im 36 and had coil removed at start of month, hoping to fall preggy quick as can't be arsed with ERTD after being free from them for years!!
Am I now geriatric age!!

vizzini i dont want to get your hopes up but i didnt find out till i was a week late with DS.

SIL an baby are fine she had a high heart rate but i think thats from her stressing about everything. hopefull she will chill out now!

after the next birth aslong as i dont loose a vat of blood and get a killer infection ive done brilliantly compared to DSc grin

loving the new thread! wine

babylann Thu 17-May-12 09:57:38

Hey, welcome lookingfoxy!

Hope everyone else is well. Still interested to hear how Nelly and Josie are getting on smile

Tired this morning despite an early night. I had ov pains yesterday, does that mean I was ovulating, or that I had already ovulated? JSed yesterday anyway.

topbannana Thu 17-May-12 10:02:40

Just checking in so I don't lose you when you move smile

Vizzini Thu 17-May-12 12:16:02

Something thanks for that. I still have a very slight hope but only very slight. DD was a surprise as I was on the pill do I've no idea how late I was when I tested. I never thought I'd ever be wishing for ERTD!

welcome foxy turn out SIL was given another scan and some medication to ease the pressure of her stomach.

so had a bbm for the SIL and turns out shes actually 13-14 weeks along

MuddyWellyNelly Thu 17-May-12 13:39:06

New thread already!! I promise to try to keep up some more smile

tiredteddy Thu 17-May-12 14:17:28

Hello everyone am manically packing for a weekend at the seaside when I pick ds1 up from school tonight. If ERTD doesn't arrive while I'm there I plan to test on Monday. Hope everyone ok?

MuddyWellyNelly Thu 17-May-12 15:25:27

OK babylann just for you! I'm not really JSing any more, as we are moving into science territory. On cycle 26 now sad though not quite 2 years of TTC. We have been for a couple of appointments now, had dildo-cam and today was the HSG and so far all looks good. However found out that my FSH was 11, which might indicate I don't respond so well to IVF, so have been advised by gynae to go private if I can. Am hoping the HSG might help as it sometimes has a pro-fertility impact, and going to try temping and baby aspirin for a few cycles too. But essentially I just need to make sure we have the money, then get our private clinic appointment booked. I'd like to give it a couple of tries post HSG first though. And we are off on holiday next week so that will be lovely, as it's currently hosing it down here. Summer, huh?

I haven't heard much from josie so might go and check up on her and she how she is doing smile What about frak and val, are they still on the thread? And how are you?

Waves to everyone else. How are the shag capes doing? Though I feel I should admonish some of you, as I was scan reading the last thread and am sure I saw mention of ovulation and cycle tracking and stuff. Just Shag, remember!!! though I'm in awe of just how much shagging the younger bunch of you can manage. I am also pleased to see some of you are nearly as geriatric as me, but not quite wink.

grin im missing shagging,

Welcome LookingFoxy!

I'm just thread filling the old one so will be here in a bit.
Muddy, fingers are massively crossed for you..glad things look good so far.

southlundon Thu 17-May-12 20:06:27

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lollypopsicle Thu 17-May-12 20:16:27

Good to read your update nelly I really hope it all works out for you.

south i cant either! even though things went wrong they have turned out right as ERTD is happening whilst DP is on night shift! last one tonight and then he has a whole week off grin were going to a baby and todler show on sunday grin actually im going DP is just keeping me company grin and then on the 27th we have our housewarming and engagement party so if any of you lot live in kent your more than welcome!

us4downhere Thu 17-May-12 22:11:02

Ooo can I join? I lurked on the last thread but it was too many pages in to join!

I am sort-of ttc DC #3 - have 2 DS already who are 8 and 6 and I can't decide if having another DC is great idea or bad idea!! DH has agreed to JS and see what happens!!

I am 28 so not too geriatric I hope - although I feel it most days! grin

Pinkie29 Thu 17-May-12 22:18:59

Oooh shiny new thread grin

Glad your sil is ok something

Welcome newbies x

Hello ladies, can I join?

JS baby would be DC2 and I am not that bothered about having another, but DH is desperate and I also think I'll come to regret it in the future if we don't give DS a sibling. On that basis we're not trying as such but having unprotected sex randomly and when it happens it happens.

Period due some time at the beginning of June.

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