Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

Hey wing!

hi wing i'm sure I know you from somewhere earlier

oh no I have missed it? I have been so obsessed with TTC that everything else has taken a back seat. I will check out Never Miss thanks for the tip.

ps. annoyed sex is not a bad thing :)

hi wing! i used to play wing defence too about 100 years ago :)

I completely missed the Brit invasion series too so will have to check out never miss later. I wonder what the twist will be on the next series.....I loved the All Stars series did you guys watch that?

And seconding red's suggestion that angry sex definitely has some benefits :o

wing there is a geocaching app for the iPhone or you can use the GPS if you have one. The app is (or was) about £6. We use it if we are out and about as it allows you to search for geocaches near where you are and I always forget the GPS
And yes, huffy JSing is shit. Sometimes I just cannot snap out of it and DH just mooches about pretending to be busy or worse, WHISTLING :o
Also slightly concerned about the name changing thing now, never crossed my mind before but what if DH's daughter found me? Or my mother Or the vicar?!

Welcome in disguise wing I've realised I'm obviously missing out on good trash TV, I shall go and investigate!

Ok so I am cd unknown... Last period was around the 6th - if I tested tonight would it work or do I have to wait for the morning?

It should work jazz

How has, with all the BINTM talk, Tyson Beckford not been mentioned once?! Even straight as a ruler DH admits he's a damn fine man...I've had to series link as I forgot it had started!
DH went from mocking me watching ANTM to being hurt if I started it without him
Kitten loved the All Stars but thought the winner was a terrible choice (not spoiling for anyone still to watch it)!

CheerfulYank, which Hockey team? I'm a big Red Wings fan (thanks to childhood misspent watching NHL when I should have been sleeping), the English Hockey League is decent but we've only got an 'AHL'-style feeder team nearby so they're not that inspiring to watch.
Wish we had a rugby team nearby too, will have to make do with football for now!

Love that we've got similar hobbies..and them some proper out-there different ones! Makes me feel even more inspired to find something decent!

Guinea, sorry to hear of your knee troubles!

wing, have some damn fine make up JS! Like everyone said, angry sex is great sex.

Jazz, it should work! Fingers are crossed for you.

Hmm, never had angry/annoyed sex... DH is out (again) tonight, just at a neighbour's for a couple of hours but I think I'll jump him when he gets in no matter how tired I am.

I watched the All Stars season, missed the last ep but I had already been spoiled as to the winner and I can't say I agreed either so I didn't mind missing the finale. Goodness knows what spin Tyra will put on the next one.

Thanks for the geocaching hints Top and I wouldn't worry about being found out unless you use that name (and its unusual spelling) elsewhere eg on a personal twitter account. Eg Is this your website

Hi may I join here? I have been lurking and waiting for my first af after erpc ....it seems to take forever!!!!
Anyway I read loads of threads but because I am so lazy...js seems the way to go..
I am 41 and will ttc dc number 3 after a long gap.
Sorry if long....
I love bintm and antm but then I love anything on the telly loser yes anything but soaps...

Dh loves the js approach ....

Oh dear, no js here for a while. Was sleeping by the time js crossed my mind last night.

How do you have angry sex? If Im angry, js is the very last thing on my mind, and DH would never touch me if he knew I was mad at him(which he would).

Oh, and we too have been known to geocache ...(trudge across boggy fields with dd in back carrier) good times!

i have not watched Next Top Model for years, my guilty pleasure is 'the bachelor', new series started 2 weeks ago! Yay!

Like the new name wing

Welcome notsoold

Oh top please say that's your website :o:o:o

Totally agree the all stars winner was a terrible choice - The girl I really wanted to win got knocked out a little earlier, but even so the second place girl would still have been a much better choice And ohhhhhh Tyson Beckford is the most beautiful man isn't he?!

Well DH just asked where in my cycle I am, so I have a feeling there may be some swi in the kitten household tonight :)

Welcome notsoold :)

practising I think it only works up to a certain point, obviously if you're absolutely livid it won't work! :o

Welcome Notsoold! I'm afraid I have no idea what erpc is (or 'eric' as my iPad just auto corrected it to)?! We have our own set of acronyms on this thread too so please feel free to suggest anything we can add to it!

Practising I have heard of the Bachelor on the US series but have you been watching the UK version with Spencer from Made In Chelsea?! Actually, I've just remembered that MIC is my other TV guilty pleasure... Oh and Big Fat Gypsy Weddings...

And does anyone else think my MN nickname sounds like something from the RAF?

Ooh, DH has entered the building

Damn you wing and your undercover, camouflaged shag cape, you have stumbled across my website- will have to name change now :o
Sadly I only realised quite recently that I have been spelling banana wrong all these years It has been my user name on a couple of other forums and TBH I wondered why it was always still available when I chose it so I have written it so many times I don't think I could ever get my head around spelling it properly. The tragedy is that I am a stickler for spelling and grammar and now I am stuck with it- I shall simply pretend it is cutting edge :o

Only one line
Awaiting AF then

Still next month will include lots of shags so have that to look forward to

Can't believe I've missed ANTM Brit Invasion. Gutted. Shall investigate never miss tomorrow. I also somehow managed to miss the last half of the recent Bones series (despite series linking it). I become surprisingly angry and upset when I miss a series/episode despite the fact that it is only TV. My other favourite is Casualty - been watching for years and can't quite stop.

WingDefence does sound quite military-esque, we'll just assume its the military precision you use to co-ordinate JSing!

Sorry...do you have another acronyms for evacuation of retained products of conception??? Or as I call in my hear y?
wing I thought it was sports related....

Damn real life!

I've never watched either bachelor or the top model thing. Will investigate.

I love top can't spell her name!

Notso im so sorry. Why seems a good name for it. I've had multiple miscarriages so have been where you are x

Oh erpc = miscarriage? So sorry for your loss notsoold, haven't heard that acronym before now.

oh sorry Jazz did you test early? Hope AF still doesn't arrive :(

I never liked ERPC - sounds so cold and medical. Sorry for your loss notso

I have no symptoms at 3dpo and feel like maybe I am not pregnant again this month. I wish your body would send a strong sharp signal when you conceive rather than going through this 2ww malarkey!

BFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wanted to check in to say that JS really works. I'm 39, came off the pill at the end of Feb, have a history of PCOS and a long term eating disorder in my early 30s. Frankly I thought it a bit unlikely I'd ever get pregnant. However, boobs were like torpedoes this week so I POAS, and da dah.

Only worry is I bled heavily for one hour on Friday last week. Nothing since. It was after a personal training session, and in my defence I had no idea I was pregnant. Am going straight to the GP today.... cross your fingers for me.