Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

Guess who got ERTD instead of a BFP? Arses...bollocks & bugger. I felt more pg than I did in the early months with DS, I think I'm just going to stop symptom spotting & get back to JS.
It's irritating that once I started paying attention to dates blardy ERTD decided to turn up a week & a bit late, stupid body!

Cheerful, hope DS is ok!

Welcome Jazz & red and welcome back Kitten!

Random question for you all, what are your hobbies?
DH asked me what I liked to do aside from cooking & video gaming (only things I seem to enjoy doing on a regular basis) & I had nada (exercise doesn't count!)....so what do you lovely ladies do with your spare time?

haha i need to read properly before I reply! i'm a bit ditsy south in case you haven't figured that out already!

hi kitten and frying

ah sorry about ERTD awoman! Hobby wise I am into the green fingered gardening thing. never got into the baking craze but i love eating baked goodies :) errrmm reading is another one ....does mumsnet and ttc obsession count?

Thanks for the welcomes :) south I was last on here early June I guess....around the time that "doing it like something" was coined as a phrase iirc :) and tiredteddy had just got her bfp around the time I stopped posting I think....

Tbh, although I disappeared because we agreed not to ttc for a few months, we've kind of just muddled along still JSing sans contraception, so I think I'm just going to pick up counting as if nothing happened.

horse sorry ertd got you :( mean of your body to play tricks on you like that - you should punish it with copious amounts of - the hangover will teach it a lesson!

Oooh what games do you play horse? I haven't played in a while, but I went through a stage of playing WoW fpr a couple of years a while back......only 1 of my rl friends knows this though, and she laughs every time she remembers! . Apart from that I LOVE to cook too, especially baking....I mae a mean cupcake if I do say so myself!

red I will bake you some cupcakes if you come and sort out my weed jungle back garden - deal?! :o

Kitten, I luff gardening. I have a patch in my best mates garden so I get my fix.
My DH used to play WoW but doesn't have the time for it anymore, currently I'm playing Skyrim (big game where you go around a country killing dragons, helping people & sometimes stabbing them).
south never really got into any PC game aside from Broken Sword (ye olde point & click solver), you have any to recommend?
TTC is the best hobby red , DH normally eats the stuff I bake/cook & I don't get a look in!

Kitten, I get what you mean about waiting tc.
We've done the maths & we couldn't afford to have more than 2, so it's hard working out when is the best time to have another (Dh wants no more than a 3 yr age gap, I want a million children so we're just going to see where our ttc takes us).

I recognized you from another thread kitten cupcakes sound like a good deal - buttercream frosting for moi please :)

I lurve gardening too woman its so therapeutic when TTC - its a good stress buster.

south roll call is a good idea. How do we do this?

Ooh...kitten is back! :-)

My hobbies are going to the occasional gig, and I like baking too. Though not sure I do it often enough to count as a hobby!

If we had a garden, I'd enjoy that...that's an after-wedding move though.

at nicola, how are you my fellow muser?!

I really really want to love gardening.....I do ok with pot plants and have some chilli plants and herbs doing well on my kitchen windowsill, but when it comes to the actual garden, just thought that I even need to get the lawnmower out is enough to make me

Yay I'm on the old roll call

Hi!

Today I got all my hair chopped off. It's really short, but not Butch short. Iyswim.

I love gaming! I couldn't get into skyrim, but like fable.2, borderlands, etc.

Name: fryingpantoface
Location: north west
DC: 1 ds almost 10 months (eek)
TTC: since 12 June :)

I'm good, kitten, glad to see you back :-)

Are you raring to go now?

I was on a roll call, but have vanished, so here goes:

Name: NicolaHazel
Location: Southport
DC: None
TTC: 1.5 months.

Gosh it moved fast today!
Welcome newbies and welcome back old timers (that should cover it!)
DS's school was closed today due to flooding and several other things went tits up so we went to the village and let the kids play in the floodwater while we stood around and gossiped about loss adjusters and flood water.
Its quite an eye-opener when you see children enjoying the simple things but DS and a couple of school friends spent a happy couple of hours running, jumping, splashing, kicking and eventually lying in the water They tried desperately to get the cars that snuck through the police signs to splash them but every driver seemed to have an aggravating amount of courtesy and they were thwarted :o Even the old folk commented how lovely it was to see them having fun.
So tonight we will probably JS in order to keep up our EOD mission (which we have so far managed ) Hoping school is open tomorrow but its not looking good so perhaps another day rolling around in the road is on the cards!

Name:redstrawberry
Location: up north
DC: none yet
TTC: since 3mths

We've been jsing EOD for the last 2 weeks. Getting closer to the dreaded 2ww now. I am so anxious and nervous. I just want to see a positive pregnancy test so bad!!! And the weather is a not exactly warm and dry enough to do any gardening! Arrghhh! I'm going to need some hand holding for the next few days.

I promise I will get better!

Southlundun - my name is actually jazz but on mumsnet I'm anonymous and I'm also not a mouse (say what I mean)

This is our first month of trying - my cycles are umm not sure how long they are actually! I did breastfeed but stopped about 4 months ago - does that affect things?

Name: Jazz
Location: Bristol
Dc: DD 10 months
TTC: a few weeks?

Who's js tonight?!

Name: AWomanCalledHorse Location: London/Kent DC: 1 DS born Dec 2012
TTC: Since Feb 2012

Name: babylann Lives: west midlands Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months UPDATE BFP!

Name: Childofthe1980s Location: South West DC: DS (6) TTC: 4 months

Name: Dysgu Location: Isle of Wight DC: DD1 (5 years) DD2 (3 years)
TTC: 3 months

Name: flyingsprocket Location: South East (originally from Dublin)
DC: None TTC: 6 weeks

Name: frak (modify as desired)Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently DC: DS 13mo TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: fryingpantoface Location: north west DC: 1 ds almost 10 months (eek)
TTC: since 12 June

Name: Jazz Location: Bristol Dc: DD 10 months TTC: a few weeks?

Name - kittenkatzen Lives - South East DC? - not yet! TTC - er, 21 days

Name: lollypopsicle Lives: Midlands Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: mandasand Lives: Oxford DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)
UPDATE BFP!

Name: minervaitalica Lives: Italy, but relocating soon Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: Miss Marjoribanks Location: NW DC: 1x DS 2.5yo TTC:

Can I be added please too:
Name: Babyjames
Location: Worcestershire
DC: DS 28months
TTC: Officially about 3months (not preventing since DS!)

Good luck Shaggering tonight South!
Holds red crazy hand 2ww is something I'll have to learn about (DS was a surprise so I've become slightly PIAR happy)!

Top, sounds lovely! I can't wait until DS is old enough for me to have a puddle jumping partner.

Jazz, love your name! My ERTD came back 6 wks after I stopped producing milk (had stopped bf about a month before but was still producing enough to leak through my clothes everyday, classy)!

Name: AWomanCalledHorse Location: London/Kent DC: 1 DS born Dec 2012 TTC: Since Feb 2012

Name: babylann Location: west midlands Dc: DD, 2 yrs TTC: on and off for 15 months UPDATE BFP!

Name: Babyjames Location: Worcestershire DC: DS 28months TTC: Officially about 3months (not preventing since DS!)

Name: Childofthe1980s Location: South West DC: DS (6) TTC: 4 months

Name: Dysgu Location: Isle of Wight DC: DD1 (5 years) DD2 (3 years) TTC: 3 months

Name: flyingsprocket Location: South East (originally from Dublin) DC: None TTC: 6 weeks

Name: frak (modify as desired)Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently DC: DS 13mo TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: fryingpantoface Location: north west DC: 1 ds almost 10 months (eek) TTC: since 12 June

Name: Jazz Location: Bristol Dc: DD 10 months TTC: a few weeks?

Name - kittenkatzen Lives - South East DC? - not yet! TTC - er, 21 days

Name: lollypopsicle Lives: Midlands Dc: DS (17 months) TTC: 4 months

Name: mandasand Lives: Oxford DC: none TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!) UPDATE BFP!

Name: minervaitalica Lives: Italy, but relocating soon Dc: DD, 3 yrs TTC: less than a month

Name: Miss Marjoribanks Location: NW DC: 1x DS 2.5yo TTC:

Ahh top that does sound like a lovely day! Fingers crossed for more puddle jumping tomorrow! It's been pretty rainy here in Sussex but nothing like the madness that other places seem to be getting.

nicola yes definitely raring to go! It's been a bit of a roller coaster few weeks but I think we're back on track now :)

jazz is such a cool name, I do mental jazz-hands in my head whenever I read it :o

We just snuck in a sneaky js....bit early (cd9) but good to keep in practice I think!