Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

Welcome cheerful!! Not protecting but not trying is good enough for us!

Oooh, sounds good Guinea! I've PIAR and got a BFN again, think I'll wait until Tuesday to do it again.
South fancy swapping pretty rural for crap London suburb

Morning! So, js last night. Still no period, still bfn. Still feeling heavy and crampy.

today I've made a menu up until 26 when I get paid. It's a glam life

I'm ok woman ERTD just about clearing off so going to start JSing again. Sticking with EOD as something seems to have happened even if it didn't work out. Sorry for yoor BFN. Just keep testing alternate days I guess.

frying I hope something definitive happens one way or the other soon. I had so many pregnancy symptoms when I had my coil removed I was sure I was pg but I wasn't! I think now it was just all the hormones flying about.

Welcome cheerful that sound good enough to me!

they are lovely south :)
Sadly the Seafood Festival was cancelled today because of the torrential rain but should be on tomorrow. DH and I managed to fill an otherwise DVD laden afternoon with a rather unexpected and very pleasant JS while DS was rejoicing in being allowed to watch a second DVD- cunning parents eh?!
So now its raining again but at least I have my promised trip to the pub to watch the tennis tomorrow :o

I think it is just hormones, but that's ok. I fully expect to be the last man standing on this thread!

Sounds like a good time was had by all!

Thanks for the welcome, all!

We had to take poor DS to the ER today with a badly burned foot :( , and we were sitting on the hospital bed talking and watching TV and I had one of those moments. Where you think, I grew this person. :o

I can't wait to have another!

so EVIL SIL is due today! lovely SIL finds out the sex of her baby tomorrow and i see baby splodge on tuesday!

how has it been over here? i dont even feel like im pregnant and hope it stays like this until i feel splodge moving. my section pouch seems to of lifted and rounding off already!

Welcome cheerful
Come on woman (am routing for you).

I was away last night for a 30th birthday bash (in a field!) and we failed to JS on Friday (and possibly thursday too, gaaah), I have definite gooey pant snot today, so not holding out any hope for this month really, and probably wont js tonight as DH is sick! (great timing!)

However have found out that 2 of my best friends are ttc too, so will be a bit of a competition each month! Exciting times!

oh cheerful, poor DS, how did it happen?

He'll be 5 in about a week. :)

He was at his grandparents, running amok with his cousins. He tried to leap over the fire pit. :( There was no fire in it, but there had been yesterday, and his foot went deep down and some embers or ashes or whatever got stuck in his sandal. :( My poor guy!

What does pants snot mean as far as ovulation goes? I know next to nothing about the whole process; DS was a complete surprise! :)

hello all and big waves to all JS'ers

I'm still here as ERTD hit me today. I kind of felt it was coming as I was my usual PMT emotional mess on Friday night and everything felt the same as normal.

Had a lovely day on Saturday though meeting a friend's 9 month old and there was lots of talk about TTC! A little too much information from my friends tho and in the interest of our thread I will also share with you!!! Apparently they'd been trying for 4/5 months and the one that worked was when she stuck her finger in his bum and wiggled his prostate and apparently he had the orgasm of his life!!! We were all killing ourselves laughing in the restaurant (including the dad!) and I really hope no one overheard. It may have worked for them - but I am just so not into doing that!!!!

cheerful yank it might be the previous version of this thread with the link but there's a website out there that shows you the different discharges over the course of a monthly cycle and if you have the clear jelly like one, then that's the best time to go for it!!!

Oh god...don't send her to the website with the weird fingers!! It's just wrong!

Eeew, don't look while eating cheerful!

Hi I have been lurking on this one for a bit, can I ? I am on cycle 3 of trying to conceive my first. Hopefully this will be our month.

Hi red! Welcome to the gang

Can I join? Trying to conceive dc2 dd is 10 months old.
Dont want to get obsessive about testing for ovulating etc so just having lots of sex
I can feel myself itching to wee on a stick! My last period was around the 6th of June - when should I test?

hi south love strawberries and they are red - :)

How long are your cycles jazz?

I love the term pant snot haha - i have been furkling around down there but haven't seen any this month. had copious lots of it last month, but no EWCM this month. Does this mean I can still ovulate and get preggo?

Hello lovely JSers, please may I come back and be in the gang again?! :o (