Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

[ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs]

*not with it. Not 'no with it'...think this just highlights my point

[topbannana]

The holy frail guinea?! I love the sound of that :o And bugger the BFN :(

And sorry about my random double post, I am having "issues" with my phone which seemed to take exception to DS leaving it on the dashboard in the south of France I don't suppose anyone has a spare (uncooked) iPhone lying about? :o

[tiredteddy]

Hi everyone! I still lurk to see how you are all getting on and if anyone's coming to join us on the other thread? So congratulations to mandasand the thread is called "shagged out viroids 4 over here" I think I can't do links. It's quite a quiet thread but nice and friendly. I am now 11+3 and got my dating scan on Friday. Feeling a bit nervous. Really hoping for lots of nice shiny BFP's for you all x

[lollypopsicle]

Evening shaggers. I'm still lurking. Just popped in to say yay for manda and to shake horse by the shoulders ( gently given her possible condition!) and scream "P.I.A.R woman!!!!"

[ChildOfThe1980s]

Hi everyone! Welcome new and big congrats to Mandasand !

I am about mid-cycle now and may have OVd yesterday. I'm never sure cos I get very little pant snot.

Anyway, I think my DH is getting more determined than me to have baby #2. We are JSing more than normal, even when he's tired or ill, which used to be a no-go area.

[fryingpantoface]

Do it horse!
Still a bfn and no ertd. Bring on the wine

[somethingwittynot]

we need more of you off the shagged out thread! tis quiet over there.

boobs are killing especially when they get squashed bending over to pick DS up.

[fryingpantoface]

Another js last night. :-) baby was at mils, so we saw an early showing of Spider-Man, which is ace, and had a quiet night

[Persuasion]

Hi lolly and tired hope you're both well? We're trying our best to join you!

ERTD got me late yesterday, a day late and (TMI) quite red so I'm wondering if it was a chemical pregnancy. I'm assuming it is and it's actually making me feel more optimistic, like top that at least things are working down there to some extent!

[topbannana]

persuasion sorry to hear that but if it is a chemical pregnancy then yes, you know you both still work- it spurred us on no end (bizarrely)
DH is warming to his EOD task and the not drinking is not half as bad as we had imagined (though I bloody well expect results after this sacrifice!) When I came to bed last night DH was lying on my side of the bed. When I questioned this he said he fancied trying a new position and thought the other side of the bed was a good start- apparently he's been saving that gem for a while but kept forgetting to use it :o
He may be dropping in later on the way back from a job so I could hide behind the door, naked as a Jay bird except for my shag cape and pounce as he walks through- there is of course the danger that the shock could kill him :o

[StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome]

Quick hello - I still read a lot but don't always have time to post - but would like to say congrats to Mandasand...
We seem to be back to EOD here but I fear tis too late this month for my optimum pantsnot time! But hopefully we are in a good habit now of plenty of JS again.
ERTD due on Monday - usually pretty regular so will see if it arrives. There is a tiny spark of hope that maybe it won't

[mandasand]

thanks so much for the further congrats! yesterday I had all sorts of pregnancy symptoms. today ... nothing! so far it's just one kind of worry replacing another! :-) hoping to see some of you over on the other side soon :-) xx

[fryingpantoface]

Morning shaggers!

No ertd or ov for me. I thought the implant had been out for a month, but it was actually only just over three weeks. Feels like forever! So, if nothing has happened by next week, I'm going to go to the drs. Still bloated, teary, now crampy, and feeling heavy. Still bfn. It's a funny old world.

Plans for.today?

[topbannana]

Afternoon all, hope the weather is being kind to you all
JSing is going well here, DH has thrown himself into it with gusto since he's not drinking he has nothing else to distract him :o At the moment we are doing everyday though I'm not sure how long we can keep that up for! DH even threatened to "pop in" (cue raised eyebrows and winking) while passing between jobs- thank God he had an apprentice with him!!
Hoping to go to the local Seafood Festival tomorrow but the forecast is
pants- I have even tried shaking my fist in rage at the sky but at the moment, to no avail :)

[topbannana]

Hurrah for the tennis south!! I made DH promise to take me to a pub to watch the final if Andy Murray got through (as we don't have a TV)
I don't think he thought it would happen and now he's stuck ferrying my tipsy body about on Sunday afternoon- happy days :-)

[AWomanCalledHorse]

at teddy & lolly. No idea if I'll be joining you still, BFN this morning, no ERTD or symptoms of ERTD-ness. When should I re-test (because I have 30 tests..I'll do it everyday until I get my BFP). On the plus side I still feel like utter crap, which is either pg or dying of man-ish flu.

persuasion hope you're feeling ok? x

top, hope you've been having some amazing JS! And have a good time on Sunday, poor Tsonga got a hit to the man bits today, hope Mrs.Tsonga isn't on this thread...he'll be out of action for a while.
I envy your tvless-ness (although it's fantastic for when you have a new born!), but DH luffs the tv/sky box.
Hope you manage to make the seafood festival, we've got a an open day at a local animal charity/working farm place on Sunday, would love it to be dry!

south, hope you manage JS tonight & you're not too tired.

frying, fingers are crossed.

Have a shagtastic weekend everyone!!!

[CheerfulYank]

Does shagging unprotected the last two times mean that I finally, finally get to join you?!

DH and I have decided to just get on with it as DS is almost 5. We're mot exactly trying, but we have stopped not trying I suppose.

[ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs]

The weather is still awful here, just what I need with 2 DCs who love to be outside. They are terrible cooped up. DD decided to get up at 10.30 last night and wanted to go play on the trampoline...obviously the answer was no! Thought she might grace us with a lie-in today but she was awake normal time (where do they get their energy from? )

We haven't JS for ages because dp has been really tired. Think we'll try tonight. Not that I think it'll be much use - still haven't had a period and I'm a week late now. Don't know what's going on with my body but its very frustrating [thought there was a smiley for this!]

Woman keep us posted!

[ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs]

BtW welcome Cheerful :)

[topbannana]

Ooh I LOVE muddy wellies south and am very of your weather. It has pissed down here solidly since bedtime. As it happens I am still in bed sulking and shaking my fist occasionally at the sky in impotent rage but to no avail. It looks like we will simply have to chance drowning in order to enjoy the seafood- though at least the queues should be short :)
And the idea behind the TVlessness was that we would spend all summer outdoors doing wholesome family activities instead of slumped in front of the box- pah!
Oh and welcome cheerful!