Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

DH has been in what my mother would call "a fit of the sullens" most of the day. Among the topics for discontent are, the weather (better than it's been for weeks) DS going on and on and on (despite him being out with a friend for part of the day) the fact nobody tells him anything (?) and me having to buy runner beans in Waitrose as the rabbits ate all our seedlings (the ones that didn't rot in the rain)
So all in all it l

Damn you impatient fingers :o
So all in all it looks like we will not be JSing tonight as I am sulking in dignified retreat until the mood passes. Normally this is only a fleeting phase so fingers crossed. Must be the curse of the relics, do you suffer similarly wing and notso? :o

Ahaha...yes top ....weather, newsnight, etc. Glad to know I am not alone with my grumpy old men.
Funnily as soon as mention biscuits and tea dh is happy....
Ooohhhh and now moaning about the kidneys. At the hospital someone said that kidney stones pain is worse than childbirth so he reckons that he has suffered more than me!!!! Love the old bastard man though....

Evening shaggers! It tends to be who is most moody Yes DH can be such a grumpy old man sometimes! Funnily enough I used to find that he'd be most grumpy if we didn't JS at least once a week; I mean it was really noticeable! Don't have that problem as much now - it's just the other usual grumpy old man things like the newsreaders and stupid weather presenters, the footy/cricket etc etc...

We're both in good moods tonight though. Parents' cat turned up 30 mins after they got back this afternoon and we were jointly leading our church service this morning which went really well so a big relief there too.

We haven't JSed for a few days so I really hope I didn't OV too much later than my app said. Having some tonigh though so I may pick my rumpled shag cape off the bedroom floor later...

And Dysgu, does a tiny sprinkling of rain count for the weather? Hope not as it's been lovely and sunny here otherwise..!

Just told DH that after AF we will be jsing every other day to increase our chances...he laughed ( yes laughed) and then very happily said he will his utmost and that if he knew , he would have proposed another dc soon after ds .... :)

evil SIL had her baby last night 6lb 15oz only one oz bigger than her DD

Notsoold that's really funny! Your DH sounds nice :)

Something was EvilSIL's new baby full term? That's quite small isn't it? Hope it's okay - boy or girl?

Congrats on a new niece!

I'm back in the north east again. When I'm back I'll.give a longer post. It's been interesting

I'm intrigued Frying...!

yeah a week over due shes quite small herself but has an eating dissorder and smokes through pregnancy to make small babies. a little baby girl again! this is BIL 5th daughter now!

Ahh congrats Auntie Something!

top hope your DH has cheered up a bit by now! My DH gets in moods like that too, it's so frustrating as it always seems to be when i'm full of the joys of spring so we end up clashing!

ooohh fryingpantoface that is very intriguing, looking forward to the update!

Well we JS'd saturday and sunday mornings....tried to jump DH last night too but he wasn't having any of it . My app reckons ov is today so will try my luck tonight and tomorrow as well :)

something she smokes in order to make small babies???

yup as soon as she find outs shes pregnant she starts smoking to reduce the birthweight. as she has an eating problem she is obsessed with not having fat babies but her DD is the chubbiest thing ive seen so it kind of failed really.

[shocked] [shocked] [shocked] at Something's ESIL.

Kitten get in there! We had a nice slightly pissed JS in the end last night

Sorry should have been

lol shes the most controlling person ever. she BFs but not for the fact its good for them its for the fact that no one else can feed them. she BLWs so they feed themselves and her DP isnt even allowed to change their nappies.

this time around no one is allowed to go to the hospital and there going to rules when people go and visit so hence me and DP arnt going.

well she sounds an absolute delight! Don't blame you for not wanting to rush round and visit. So sad for the DCs though :(

And hurray to tipsy shagging! Am a bit actually - if we hadn't have been doing this ridiculous no drinking thing I could probably have plied DH with alcohol last night and had my wicked way with him....:o

do i win a prize for most number of not strictly necessary emoticons in one two-line post?!

Gosh, not sure i've ever heard of someone starting smoking in pregnancy 'for the baby's sake'! I suppose it takes all sorts...

Looking forward to an update from Frying. Just about to dash out for a physio appointment but just wanted to scream tell someone it's been 45 days since my last period. My OH doesn't get quite how frustrating it is so I thought I would tell you lot. My attempts at focusing on JSing regardless only lasted the weekend. Back to being grumpy about it now :)

When is everyone due to test again - I need someone else to concentrate on!!

lol im not going because we dont talk. its up to DP if he wants to go

something :o
wing yay for tipsy JSing
frying how intriguing, hurry back soon!
guinea I would be tearing my hair out if I was on CD45 and no BFP. It must be so hard to keep on smiling and JSing :( I am due at the end of July (sometime!) so you can live vicariously through me for a bit if it helps :)
kitten the no drinking is shit really isn't it? To be fair we do have a little drink at the weekend which makes me pissed as a parrot if I'm not careful is nice :o
As for DH, he phoned me earlier to apologise for his mardy arse act yesterday so if we don't JS tonight there will be no justice in the world :o

Arrgh guinea you poor thing you must be going crazy - scream away, we certianly don't mind being screamed at :). I'm due around the 30th, same as top, so 2ww coming up.

top i really did have to exercise some self control this weekend, especially when we had friends round for dinner on saturday! Have to admit I do feel better for it though.

So does anyone have any fun plans for this week? I have nothing planned at all, so go ahead and make me jealous!

Oh bugger - I've just checked my app and apparently ERTD is due on Thursday! I wish I hadn't checked now as I still thought it was well over a week away. It thinks I OVd on the 5th. I think we were still JSing EOD around then but I didn't input the little hearts (to monitor when you've JSed).

At least I'm near the end of the 2WW instead of at the start I suppose. I can't believe that it has been 4 weeks since I was thinking that I was pg :(

And anyway, I'm not going to PIAR for ages this time round if ERTD is late. I just hope it turns up soon if it is going to instead of mucking me about like last time

Well Kitten my interesting week consists of:

someone quoting for windows this evening (I really know how to live don't I?!);
hosting a focus group for a fellow PhD student tomorrow night (on child neglect - it should be quite interesting actually);
Wednesday is my DDs last toddler gymnastics session and I have a ladies fellowship/growth group in the evening which I always love;
Thursday I think I may be taking my DD on a Church 'mums' outing to Cannon Hall farm - this is really exciting as I love day trips!;
Friday - Saturday I'm at the Pampered Chef national conference in Birmingham which I've been told is brilliant;
and then Sunday is Church day.

My week in a nutshell. Quite a lot on but nothing to be spectacularly jealous about :)

Incidentally I have now convinced myself I am experiencing a phantom pregnancy. I'm having almost continual lower abdominal aching, lower back pain, metallic taste in my mouth, larger breasts, tingling nipples, indigestion and bloating, nausea and tiredness and yet still a BFN!

I had a dog like that once guinea but she started carrying a slipper round with her and curling up in her bed to feed it. If you begin to experience an attraction to comfortable footwear then you may be right! :o
My week consists of nothing terribly exciting. This weekend I topped off my new grown up attitude by paying ALL the bills (and doing meter readings and other such dullness) so payday on Friday will be very welcome! DS has Cubs later which means the rest of the evening will be spent listening to more details about the camp he's going on despite the fact he is FAR too young and has no business jollying off and leaving me and DH alone Then I think I will hand my notice in at work and prepare for the summer holidays- oh and its raining again