Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

12 weetabix? pre pregnancy it was 2 now its 3 or four

12 weetabix?! My goodness, my DCs eat 2-3 for breakfast but 12 must be some sort of record!

I love the idea of Olympics JS event. We do of course need our own torch relay to get us started!

...I'm running down the virtual MNHQ corridors now as we speak, who wants the torch next?! [Grin]

Went to see the Dr this morning and have been told to wait and see. He does think I could still be pregnant but with late implantation or my body being slow with HCG production. He said if ERTD (obv he didn't use that acronym!) Does come then I should make an appt for 3 weeks later and they'll do blood tests to see if I'm ovulating. So that's something I guess.

The DCs. Are with my mum tonight so I'm going to treat myself to an afternoon nap before DP comes home
and hopefully takes advantage of the bed situation .

So there's still hope then Guinea! Fingers crossed :) ++++++

Hope you're pregnant or that AF comes soon so you can go again! I'm awaiting AF too as I'm on pd 47 ...

hello all - just checking in and this thread moves so fast I had pages to read!!!
ERTD finished here yesterday so it was time to put the shag cape back on!!!

Even though my job and the weather are doing my head in at the moment I feel pretty good so I'm hoping that the positive vibes will stick around on lots of levels for both me and everyone here!!!

top yes it does. I really do not know how he manages and I can be a porkergreedy.
This morning it was porridge, milk with nesquik, 2 slices of toast with butter,some scrambled eggs (2) and 1 banana.
I was late so he prepared his school lunch. Sandwich with ham, tomato, cheese, lettuce and a water bottle filled with orange juice, grapes, a mango and crips plus some flapjack and a yogurt.
we stopped buying weetabix because DS said 2 are for babies and he is a teen so 4 is the number!!!!

guinea I relay next, running in all my glory!!!! :)
And still hope right???
jazz waiting is a major pain! When we are teenagers we hate ERTD but never like now right?
stuck totally agree...good vibes all around...
Well lovely people...this weather is so bad, the cinema is showing such bad films , TV is so appalling ...surely a evening of JSing and laughing (hopefully not at the same time)....
Boots will have a fertility do on the 21st July at the Trafford Centre manchester...me thinks is the duofertility advertising thingy (brain not working):)

guinea I mean hope realting to your fertilization I mean....

ooh notsoold you must be near me as I'm not too far from the Trafford Centre - about 5/10 mins in the car depending on whether M60 is queuing! However i'm a bit unusual in that I'm not really into shopping so I tend to avoid the place!!!

Oo are you going.notso? it's the first I've heard of it. What's the deal? I might go

What's the duo fertility thingy??

The jsers are all gonna be there aren't they?
My DH will be working tho. But I'll have the baby

are we even allowed to mention (even in hushed tones) a fertility monitor on a thread entitled "just shagging?!" :o

I don't know much. I was passing by boots went in and there was a leaflet about duofertility and it said their experts will be on store Saturday 21st July....
I will phone tomorrow for more details...
frying and wing would love to go so we could meet? But dh says that maybe relatives are coming over? We in bed and diary downstairs..
I am sorry if I got peoples hope up :(
stuck I have a platonic love affair with john lewis and waterstones... I look and look again but they don't know because I never buy touch. .

Good point top.... but the idea of all this jsers under the same roof sounds great...can you imagine the good vibe?
DD coming with fiance tomorrow, she still blushes when talking about us ttc..ooo the thought of parents jsing is too much for her ...
frying really good your weight loss! You spurred back to weight watchers on Monday....

Evening all.

Been to Kirkstall Abbey festival today...now how 2 very tired DCs and a very tired me! Good time had by all. Though friends of ours lost their 2 yr old DS, cue lots of frantic parents running around. A man grabbed me to ask if I was looking for a small boy and pointed me in his direction. After finding him and handing him to his mum me and three members of St John's Ambulance promptly burst into tears - very scary how quick kids can get lost.

On a lighter note we managed to JS last night and this morning :) just going to keep ploughing on as if my period has arrived and gone so could get up duffed any day now...I've always been hopelessly optimistic.

Evening shaggers!

We went to Ingleborough Caves today with DS. Really good fun. The had to go to my parents to look for their lost cat (they're back down in London for the week, due back tomorrow) but no joy and the cat sitter looked tonight too and still no joy. Hope he runs up to my parents when they get back tomorrow afternoon :(

Should have JSed yesterday for strict EOD but as I think I'm now in 2ww I've slacked off. However that could be why I've not BFPd until now as I bet I OV later than I think so I should really JS tonight. Bit knackered though...

Evening all!

guinea how horrible for your friends, must have been such a fright for them. Glad it all turned out ok.

Tut tut to all the talk of fertility monitors....did you first where you were for a moment?!

Did my domestic goddess bit today - tesco, a spring clean and baked a lemon cake. Oh yes and a cheeky JS this morning just for good measure!

wing don your shag cape, you know you want to!

Should have been "did you forget where you were"

Stupid phone!

Kitten in my defence I didn't know what a duothingy was - I'm innocent guv!

And I forgot to say 'argh' on behalf of your friends today Guinea. :(

kitten sorry meaculpa....I did not think...
But never managed to phone boots anyway...
We were very happy last evening then DH started to complain of pain, got worse ended up in a&e and lo!
Another kidney stone....poor him! spend the night in hospital and feeling better now
Back home but no jsing this weekend. I don't want to break my toy...

Just to update you ladies despite another bleed and being convinced it was all over, all is well and I am 5-6 wks.

I'll remove myself off this thread now, but just wanted to say before I go - good luck everyone. If it happened for me despite my age and dodgy medical history there really is hope for everyone. Sending out lucky BFP vibes x

Congrats noinspiration

I just like any excuse to go to the Trafford

Well done noinspiration....
frying Ilove there as well. Particularlythe coffee.
DH recovering and dd back for the day with fiancee....so good night to all and have a lovely evening.
Sometimes I get fed up of being the cook etc in our house (another reason to have a baby- )

Well, I think we have had a St Swithin's Day without any rain so fingers crossed for the next 40 days... we went to the model village with the girls as they love to run around and chat to all the old folk there!

One week to go until the summer holidays - the girls are already planning all the stuff they want to do and we are beginning to think about what to get them for Christmas! (They have their main gift in the middle of the summer so that we all have time to play - and DD2 is a Xmas Eve baby so it means she gets something at another time in the year.)

We did JS yesterday - have to be sneaky whilst the girls are watching TV so I guess today is an off-day. DP is doing bedtime with the girls and has probably fallen asleep in the chair up there...

Hope all is well with everyone. I have no idea what day I am on - this month has been so hectic that I have lost count and cannot recall last ERTD dates - although I did smile at the thought of the GP using that acronym!