Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

Frying will you threaten him with a frying pan if he doesn't agree to the snip? Good luck tonight at SW.

Notsoold I was trying to help not make you choke! Sorry!

And Woman that's crap about not really seeing DH for two months :( Chilling out about TTC is probably a good idea for everyone on here though!

He will certainly get a pan to his face

Oh!! Up to now I've been reading frying's name as "frying-panto-face" - as in pantomime - no wonder it didn't really make sense!! Don't mind me, I'll be in the blonde corner......

Anyway I hope the doc can sort things out for you frying, I remember my first cycle off the pill seeming to drag for ever as you just want a sign that everything's working ok down there!

I'm also not looking forward to the olympics.....on a purely selfish level my daily commute into London Bridge is going to be a complete nightmare for weeks. There were "rehearsals" at the station the other day which, as far as I could tell, consisted of barricading off large sections of the concourse for no apparent reason, and giving every member of staff a megaphone to shout conflicting instructions through . I missed my train home due to being herded in the wrong direction two or three times grrrrr

I want a BFP this month!! My body is driving me mad though ... still no ERTD (2 weeks late), sore breasts, dull achy crampy pains, tiredness, nausea and mood swings - I feel like a checklist for early pregnancy. But CB digital announced 'not pregnant' yesterday. Had a good old cry about it - I really thought that this month was our month after all the JSing .

I think I may go to the previously useless doctor if not ERTD at the weekend. Just want to know what's going on.

Can't believe it's mid afternoon already, I should probably start carry on doing some work.

Guinea two weeks? Wow I can't believe you're not pg either. How utterly frustrating. Saying that, with DS I'm sure it took a couple of weeks before I got a BFP and looking on the internet I think it's common for some people to go many more weeks without getting a BFP and still be pg. Who knows?

Kitten I thought it was panto-related when Frying first hit the scene. My other guess was Fry In GP Ant Of Ace but that didn't really make sense

Did anyone else see the Troll Thread today? I normally miss them but managed to catch it. I love the MN HQ notice on the deleted link though "This thread has been deleted by MNHQ because, let's face it, it turned into a bit of a bunfight."

Hmm, looks like I can't even link to it now. Shame!

wing I chocked in laughter...
The fact that people do not tend to say things like that in RL and it was a really good advice and certainly will do after ERTD.
I understood when the doctor said to us to have a gap on JS after ERPC of 2 weeks, but sod it I needed the intamacy to help my head to go back to a more normal way of thinkings so we were creative.
So not JSing to TTC until after the wonderful WTF ERTD and then we can be bunnies again. Just because being like bunnies (or dating as they say in my mother tongue)for no other reason is good fun, right?

guinea doctor seems a really good idea!!!How annoying!!!

I quite like the Olympics (please be kind), but ressent the amount of money spent on it. I would go mental if I still had to use public transport like you kitten.!!!
wing errr, what si a Troll Thread??? I am new to MN ????

Oh phew Notsoold I was worried! Yes this thread does get rather (ahem) detailed at times

And a troll is someone who either starts a thread themselves or can derail someone else's thread but is basically completely unreasonable, rude, up for a fight or to start a controversy of some sort. This one was posted in Am I Being Unreasonable (AIBU) and was talking about her DH's long-lost daughter who had turned up after 20-odd years and the OP was being absolutely unbelievably awful about the situation.

It got very messy and as MNHQ said it turned intoa bunfight where 500+ people said she was in the wrong (with varying levels of vitriol) and the OP just stood firm in her utter rudeness. MNHQ deleted it due to the number of posts calling the OP and her DH the 'c' word. I hate hate hate that word but in this case it was justified. And in the end, someone realised it was far too similar to this thread and it was even suggested at one point that the OP had stolen the story, decided to change a bit of it, make stuff up and get everyone's back up to see what happened.

That's what a troll does.

Thanks wing ....
So that is what I missed!!!!
Seems like one up of when you go to the supermarket and a couple is arguing and you stalks bumps into them and hear the rest of the argument...

And my aren't people really creative in name calling??? poets all over the place!!!
I can see I will hide here in a nice ,cosy thread!!!

I read the thread! It was unreal.

Let's change the subject cos I don't want this one gone too!

My shag cape is ironed, roll on tonight ;)

Awwwwwwww I missed it!! :( I love the funny troll threads best - where they make up something so completely far fetched it can't possibly be true!

That said, I remember being on a different ttc forum a good few years ago now (long story!), and there ended up being a complete witch hunt for one particular poster. It was a much more open, diary-based forum where people would share photos and daily happenings etc.....people had noticed a growing number of inconsistencies in her posts (amongst other things), she was challenged a few times and denied it (obviously) but it got so bad that in the end she was being openly accused of fabricating everything - her life, her baby, photos she had posted were said to be fakes etc....it was horrible. If she was genuine, how awful for her to be accused of those things, but if she was a troll there must have been an underlying cause for her to go to so much trouble to pretend in such detail (bereavement would be my guess). She left in the end, but I've never forgotten her :(

Totally agrer face ....
Soooo in order not to look like I just want a baby ( or not the JS itself) I thought is more cunning to start now , when dh knows we are not ttc because of waiting for first ertd... that way it looks all romantic....

Hmmm I should probably point out that I was just an observer in the aforementioned troll hunt - didn't get involved (on either side) at all :)

I observed on the AIBU thread too and did not get involved apart from right at the end when OliviaMNHQ said that they were going to delete it and I said it was a shame

That's sad Kitten. I don't know what would be worse, that the poster was real and put up with all that or that she (he?) had been making it all up.

Frying and Not good luck with JSing tonight! Not have you actually discussed TTC with him?!!

I'm giving DH a night off

I gave it some on that thread but there were only about 40-50 comments when I did - glad it was a troll though because I felt v sorry for the 'girl' and her children.

Using that period tracker thing I am on day48 - no period but neg tests?!

DH is all for TTC . As I might have said before we planned after years unable to money problems, stress and teen years with dd...
But his head is on books and I do not want him thinking he is a baby making machine (lol)....
Also we are oldies ( me 41 and him 53), with the spoken laws of no js when overtired or too busy with work ( both happening before hols). So I need to train him?
Funny enough always js before funerals, and during sports on telly ..
So hurray for the Olympics....

I lost 8.5lb! Oh my gosh

Ah notso you can join me and wing, we have our own relics older men. Goodness, we will have enough for our own thread soon :o

Haha - you can think up the title for that thread then Top!

Frying that is fantastic! Bloody well done!! Don't have a

Thanks :)
We also js!

so top and wing count me on that thread!!!

frying well done!!! I must go back to Weight Watchers to try to shift some tonnes pounds!!

Back on the subject of Olympics, all of us getting bored during silly events (I vote boxing? Is that an event?) could have JS as an activity (or sport, or event) instead???
And a BFP is the ultimate medal right???
Sorry always silly first thing in the morning! :) Is the joy after the teen DS leaves for school after eating the whole contents of fridge for brekkie

Love the idea! Boxing sounds line it'd be crap, roll on js

notso does it get worse with DS's then DS is 8 and trundles out to school after 3 weetabix (the golden syrup ones naturally!!) and a glass of fruit juice, as well as a cup of tea if he is up before DH leaves for work. We are dreading his appetite increasing any more!
We JS'd again last night, much to my surprise as it was an "off day". DH seems to be taking this month as a personal crusade, not that I am complaining you understand :) Am now in the 2WW anyway so fingers crossed, if anyone deserves it this month it has to be the relic DH :o

I like the idea of our very own JSing Olympics! I miss having Euro 2012 on as half time was perfect for a quick orange segment JS

Ooh frying well done you that's brilliant are you following a particular diet or just cutting back the junk? I've been trying to shift a few lb before my holiday - was really pleased on Wednesday when the scales said I'd lost 1lb so far this week, but then yesterday I appeared to have put it back on again

notso my DH boxes so I quite like watching that! Definitely agree that JS should be given Olympic sport status - would have to be televised post-watershed though!

top I know someone who regularly eats 12 weetabix for breakfast. No idea where he puts it as he's skinny as a rake!

Hi kitten, im doing slimming world, extra easy. It's fantastic!