Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

[KatAndKit]

Je suis lounging around at home. Apres nous allons scoffer le turkey curry chez les outlaws. And then aller chez mes parents for a couple of days. Tres relax. No cooking for moi.

[FrostytheSunshine]

Ich bin sehr zufrieden. Ich habe liefe ein 5k race bis morgen. Jezt Werde ich zu essen ein turkey sandwich!

[KatAndKit]

5k race! Sehr gut! Du deserves the turkey sandwich plus chocs after das Race.

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

Ich bin not constipated any more.
Zehr gut 5k this morning frostus.

[FrostytheSunshine]

Danke mein BESH. It was just a local thing.

Nice namechange Flames

Kat when is your due date?

[eurochick]

Zut alors! 5k avec un belly plein de turkey! Tres impressive!

My MiL is still here and is making us watch Morecome and Wise followed by Strictly. I might have to go for a LONG walk later. How come she gets to choose the telly in our house?!?

[AriesWithBellsOn]

I am tres jealous of those BESH actually doing stuff. We have done nothing for three days except eat, and play with toddlers. Apparently going on a walk or something involves far too much effort and organisation. And it means the PILs putting down their wine glasses for more than ten seconds

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

My BIL's Mother is round my sister's in fact she's about to leave. She too wanted to watch Morecombe and Wise. Just enjoyed leftovers. Yum yum. Now to drink yet more mulled wine. And to watch The A-team on dvd. I'm rather happy with my lot

[NortheyPole]

5k? Mon dieu! Nice one, frosty.

J'ai escapé pour aller au caffe nero et avoir un private moment in a loo which doesn't have my PIL hovering outside the door! On which subject, congratulations on the end of constipation, phoenix!

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

It's gone the other way withdrawal of the codiene plus a rich dinner methinks!
Enjoy le cafe noire Mon ami. I understand the need for space.

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Hello phoenix. Who are you?

I am having some mid-cycle blood, BESHes. Day 11 and I am on 2 bars on the Shag Dictator. Just a little bit. We had some fairly enthusiastic Sechs last night. Anyone had this? Ought I be concerned?

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Oh! Faith! I Approve of the name change

[NortheyPole]

I have had tons of mid cycle spotting, but I'm not sure my cycles are totally representative... Don't some people get ovulation spotting? Could it be that? Though energetic sechsing sounds enviable like it could be a cause, especially if you were doing it in a position that leads to deeper than normal penetration.

[NortheyPole]

In fact, isn't your cervix meant to be extra sensitive round ovulation time anyway, meaning it's more likely to bleed at a touch? So could be a combination of the two.

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

Cheers rie, yes I'd pondered it for a couple of days...
I've only really had just pre Droid spotting, not mid cycle....have you been poking up in there to check it? Could just be enthusiasm. I got a lot of spotting on honeymoon when I was sechsing a lot and for the first time apparently not a lot to worry about, unless it's heavy. I think.

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

Oh yes BTW, luffing the A team again. You lot have made me see the appeal of our Bradley :)

[SantasCave]

Bon soir laydees.
Had a bit of a wobbly afternoon: lots of snot avec tears. No sensible reason for it, just feeling rotten about the lack of baybee win in the Cavey household. Feeling better now after lots of hugs from HWHNN and a tub of Sour Cream and Onion Pringles.

Possibly going to make myself feel worse now by watching Titanic

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

cavey this time of year gets to us all. All of the talk about babies and virgin births....glad HWHNN is taking care of you. The pringles are medicinal. Remember All life is a game of luck

[FrostytheSunshine]

Rie I used to get spotting mid cycle. It stopped since I've been to the needles. I still sometimes have it after The Sechs. It's more likely to be linked to that tbh.

Cave it's an emotional kind of time. Pringles generally help!

I'm going to have to run everyday for weeks to work off the amount of calories I've consumed over the past few days. FC appointment is on Thursday. Every time I think about it I just start to feel a bit sick. Or maybe that's just the turkey

[AriesWithBellsOn]

I am surrounded by small children and crazy pets, surrounded, I tell you

And tomorrow I shall be surrounded by some more, different small children.

God.

[PhoenixFromTheFlames]

Oh.so.full. might explode.
Spent most of our time at my sisters. Dnephew is covered in spots. We suspect the pox. He's been playing quite happily most of the day though. Bob da builder tower from us went down a treat :)

[MadameBoodolf]

Lo BESH. I was spoiled at MIL's. Didn't lift a finger (apart from the drying up), and got a lie in. It was bliss. Back home now and my bloody sister has upset me and I'm being eaten alive by fleas. Oh Joy!

[MrBitey]

Merry Noel les biatches. Hope you all had bien cadeux et beaucoup le sechs.
arial rydw i'n hoffi gin Mae llunusual spottingiau ay?

[NortheyPole]

Ugh, I feel so full, even when I wake up. I am actually quite looking forward to New Year's diet and fitness extravaganza.

mrbitey was that (v impressive) welsh suggesting that aries might want to splurge on a stick??