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Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 09:36

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 12:22

What iz this feeling pleasantly Dennis sil vous plait?
J'ai went back to bed for 2 hours. End of termitus.

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KatAndKit · 24/12/2011 12:26

Bon work avec le vin rouge dotty et nevermind about le hangover.

Je passe around les pies de mince pour vous, mais je suis wanting all of your green triangles out the choccy tins s.v.p. Hand em over, mesdames!

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eurochick · 24/12/2011 13:29

Bonjour, mes amies. J'ai vous trouvée eventuellement.

J'ai le horn, mais j'ai une mother in law on the sofa agitante comme un contraceptive.

Passez moi les triangles verts svp.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 13:42

Excellente sechsing cavee. Tres bonne vin rouge consumption dor hope the hangover has eased.
Actually je suis watching The Hangover ici. C'est tres jolie.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 13:42

Muchos cringes euro.

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SantasCave · 24/12/2011 15:20

Je suis peeling le sprouts. J'ai faire le stuffing et le sausages avec le bacon. Mon chat noir is eyeing them up Xmas Grin

Merde to the mere in law Euro. Ply her avec le vin rouge until she passes out.

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baublelugs82 · 24/12/2011 15:45

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KatAndKit · 24/12/2011 15:50

Oh dear!!! Voila un hair de dog for you!
What was the occasion that has broken you?

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eurochick · 24/12/2011 16:03

Elle mentionne washing her hair plus tard. Nous saiserons la chance pour une quickie.

Bugs, j'ai eu le meme problem avec le gin. En fait, I couldn't even walk down the supermarket aisle that displayed it without voudrais vomir for months after my 21st anniversaire when I overdid it un peu.

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KatAndKit · 24/12/2011 16:11

J'ai gotté drunk sur le gin a 15 ans. Quel désastre! Same probleme avec le whisky. Mais je drinke le brandy. J'adore le brandy. Et le café liqueur. Et le Cointreau. Et le Grand Marnier.
Vous gettez le message.....passez moi un virtual drinkie svp.

Bonne chance avec le speedsechs euro hopefully la motherinlaw reste mucho tempo dans le bathroom.

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NortheyPole · 24/12/2011 16:24

Je suis completement pleine de irritation at le pompous bellowing de mon boyfriend et son père. Ils n'avaient pas shut up for hours. Sechsing is scheduled in for about an hour's time (disguised as present wrapping) but I am not at all sure I am going to be able to manage it, I am so pissed off.

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NortheyPole · 24/12/2011 16:28

Je ne peut plus boire le white rum. That was my youthful vomming désastre.

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Itwasonastarrymole · 24/12/2011 17:05

Bonjour tous le monde- j'ai a juste attempte to poster on le derniere thread, mais c'etait full, bloody telephone ne me permitter a typer earlier, alors, couldn't have mon moment de merci pour mon thread lucky,

J'ai passe bon temps chez mon friends, mais elle ne have pas le 'sans wire', alors, ne peux pas wish friendlydot un bon anniversaire. Pardonnez moi.

Je wish tous le monde un tres bon Noel, avec beaucoup do sex du stealth (or not, whatever Wink)

A tout a l'heure bisoux a tous xxxxxxx

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 17:06

Je bois cidre et vodka a 16 ans Je vomitte plus plus plus. Je ne bois cidre por 10 ans...
Je suis down le pub. C'est tres bonne

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 17:08

C'est amazing non Northany le things we forgive when we must sechs we would not have let go soon

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 17:09

before

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eurochick · 24/12/2011 17:56

Moi, j'aime bien le forrinness, faith.

Perhaps this will help: the French word for orgasm is the same as for enjoy (jouir, in case anyone is curious).

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FrostytheSunshine · 24/12/2011 18:45

Merde Bugs. How is the hangover now?



I am drinking gin. Happy BESHmas hags!

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blondechristmas · 24/12/2011 20:43

I am a fan of randomly speaking in French but I don't think my head can cope today... Just finished a long day at work, finally at my mum's for some mulled wine.

Bonne Christmas all xx

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 21:01

MSB dressed up as Father Christmas...dnephew was very confused! Drinking mulled wine at my sister's by the fire listening to Christmas music.
Joyeux Noel mes ami.

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FriendofDorothy · 24/12/2011 21:02

Bonsoir mes petite chouxfleurs.

I have had a pretty good but am feeling pretty knackered now. I have promised to go out to Midnight Mass so I am trying to stay awake!

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 21:50

See you want to forget it...I'm dying of curiosity as to what you got up to?!

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baublelugs82 · 24/12/2011 21:52

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NortheyPole · 24/12/2011 21:55

Did they feel fake, lugs??

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