Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

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Mon dieu! Tu es une goddess du sechs.

Le Monsieur et moi 'ave sechsed deux time today :) Bon anniversaire Monsieur!

Sacré bleu dotty deux fois in un day? C'est le funsechs birthday shag ou le ov-sechs?

It was both!! - c'est la grande resulte n'est-ce pas?!

[le sigh] Trmperature fell back down again this morning, so still no sign of a BBT shift for ovulation. Sod's Law, the one time we manage to get things together and make a massive effort and I fail to ov! It's not 100% confirmed, I'll know more once I've had my blood test results back on Weds morning.

Pissed off now, rather than upset. Not a good way to start the week

Does temping normally work reliably for you? Fingers crossed for just random human fuck up this month, and that the blood test results will show normal ovulation.

Yes temping is the one accurate thing, so far! I'm hoping I might be ill (I've been a bit snotty and sneezy the last week or so) and that my immune system is suppressing my temps while it fights off the infection [ever hopeful]!

I'm a bit snotty and sneezy too. Am ignoring the fact that various stupid symptom sites give stuffy noses as an early pregnancy symptom, because I am not a menkulling loon. Hope we both feel better soon.

Can you ladies come over and sneeze on me please? Bizarrely, I am keen to catch a cold as it will be a sign that my immunosuppressants are working!

AaaaaaahCHOO! No really, no need to thank me.

I got a phone call on Thursday, inviting me to interview for something at the end of next week. The promised confirmation/details email has not arrived. I am stressing. On Friday night I sent a polite follow up to a general address, to find out if it was coming, or lost. No response. When can I chase again, without being overbearing? Also, please soothe me from my fear that they made a mistake and now don't want to interview me after all!

Aaaaaargh!!! Have just been to try and get a mobile phone contract only to be refused as I 'haven't been on the island long enough'. I have been here 6 months, am working for social services and my husband is working for the fucking company that I tried to get a fucking contract with. Pissedoff.com

Apparently my credit check failed - well they can't have credit checked my last address (which they asked for) as my credit score is perfect!

Oh that is utter wank, dotty. I had the same thing years ago because I had moved recently. In the end, O2 gave me a contract but held a deposit from me for the first 6 months. It was a complete piss take. I was only changing providers and had a great credit history.

Merci pour les germs, Norfy.

I am more relaxed now. I had my appointment with my gynae and an internal scan. Whatever was hurting like hell has sorted itself out. Everything looks normal. There was a visible corpus luteum so I have definitely oved (I should bloody think so after all that pain on Saturday!). He said sometimes small bleeds caused by ov can cause large amounts of pain and he wasn't concerned, nor does he think it likely I have laid a dozen eggs. So I will stop mentalling now. Temporarily. Until the next thing!

Hurrah for corpus luteum, euro!

Have persuaded boyfriend that he must make time to shag me between his work thing and whatever fighty bangy DVD he wants to watch later. But now I feel vile and full of cold, and really couldn't fancy anything less. I want hot Ribena, not hot loving.

Well dotty that's just stupid!
Good to have that reassurance euro, at least for a short while!
northus I think you should ring...could be someone is off sick or forgot. They'll just think you're keen. What's the job?
J'ai mal a la fange Je suis tres, tres happy!

I still have a sore nexk. How am I meant to do any exercise when my body feels like it is falling apart?!

How did you get it, dot? Could you manage something gentle like a swim? Or perhaps cycling in a static bike, where your upper body can stay still and relaxed (supposedly)?

It's feeling a little better today. I think I just slept funny and it has made it really stiff. Am hoping it improves enough to go to Zumba tonight, as long as I take it easy.

Keep it warm and stretch it gently, maybe?

I am sneezing like a kitten in a snuff box today.

Dot I have found that tiger balm helps somewhat when I have that. You need to get your OH to vigorously rub it in before you sleep (and sleep in something you are happy to put in the wash afterwards because it stinks). You can use it during the the day too, but it is flipping smelly!

Profers? Proffers?

Hello BESHes, hurrah for your CL, euro!

Hello medee. How are you?
I thought I'd laid my egg but I'm still getting ewcm so perhaps not!
dottie hope you feel better soon.

Bonjour! Getting le Day 21 blood results back today. Still don't thinknive ov'd but I want it confirmed.
Also have a Drs appointment as GP doesn't want to give me more Clomid without talking to me first . Never mind the fact that the Infertility Clinic have sent them a letter explaining the situation and telling them to give me the feckin tablets

Tragic M&Ms update for euro and faith! No mint ones available this week. Other options are coconut, pretzel or peanut butter. Or you can wait till she manages to source some again.

Bugs, I've got your peanut butter ones.