Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

Can our theme tune be a song I heard today save a horse, ride a cowboy ?!
Things are good with MSB and myself Looking to book a holiday for the start of March. Went all inclusive last year, probably end up going back to the same place.
I have no advice to offer on the clomid/egg laying/ pant Snot situation, only sympathy for the additional head trauma it must cause. Have some gin

Did somebody say cowboy, whorehouse AND mint m&m's?!

Faithy Save a horse, ride a cowboy was the theme song for my alma mater's (American style) football team.

I vote YES to: BESH Little Whorehouse in TTCLand ...I would start the fred myself, but then I'd have to be TTCing. And not still separated from TOM. Which I still am, by the way. Which stinks. Because it's actually easier without dealing with him right now. I feel peace. And I can walk the city streets by myself and feel alive again until I drink too much wine and break down crying with extreme loneliness.

Just so you know, laydees, I lurk at least once every two days in hopes of seeing a B(esh)FP. I could do with a little bit of nekkid dancing.

Now, what about those mint M&M's?

Yay. Hello Laura. This week sped by. We must catch up soon. Have you started your PhD now?

Could I make a request please? Could we not have anything profane (like "whorehouse") in the fred title, please? Cos it shows up in the URL and I am worried it will lead our IT Nazis to take a look at my browsing habits. I hate it that MN puts the whole thread title in the URL. Other sites just have a number in place of the title. It's very annoying because some of the most intriguing threads on AIBU have sweary titles and I have to wait until I get home to read them!

Hello LP! How luffly to see you. So sorry to hear about you and TOM. It sounds like, on the whole, the breathing space is doing you good. You've had such an intense time lately. I really hope things work out for you.
The save a horse was a zumba song! Tres amusing.
Well MSB has gone off to work..I'm planning to get up and go for a run..see? Changed woman!

Bonjour les filles!

That sounds good, Phee. I am also contemplating a run.

Woo hoo, it's Le Weekend!

STILL no sign of a rise in BBT here. My body is mocking me, mocking me I tells ya! Didn't manage the sechs last night, we were both so knackered I slept till 9.30am. We've agreed we'll go at it again today and tomorrow in advance of Monday's blood test.

We could use "cathouse" instead of "whorehouse", non?

Hello LP old chum [gives LP friendly Chinese Burn]

Cathouse works!

I have abandoned run in favour of a bath. I am ovulating and because I guess I am trying to push out more than one egg, it bloody well hurts! Putain! But it's day 14 and I am sure I am oving, so a much better result than last month. But ouchey!

Alternatives:

BESH Cassidy and the Nekkid-dance Kid
The Good, the BESH and the Ugly
Dances with BESHes. Or BESHes with Wolves.
Blazing Saddles
The Ox-Bow (legs) Incident
The BESHnificent Sechsen

Ummm....

I have been refused morning sechs. I shall take out my frustration in crappy puns.

I concur with the non sweary title...BESH Cassidy appeals to me!
I actually enjoyed my run. Getting faster too :) I'm cd11 now, signs indicate I'm not far off ovulating. Things are going well. Had a really real dream I got a bfp. Was strange.
Sorry to hear about the refusal this morning Northey, have some gin.
Anyone else a footie widow today? I've been helping to decorate my nephew's bedroom. Bless, he's very excited! I'm rather hoping the next bedroom we decorate will be the nursery...

I have just practically raped KFZK dtd. I don't care if he has a mancold. I am not taking all those drugs and putting up with the side effects for nothing!

I have demanded steak for dinner. My eggs need feeding.

nice work euro. No excuses. I have no troubles in that department of late, MSB seems to have regained his enthusiasm.
Painting done. Now waiting to get my hair done before I go out for dinner and then into town with girls from work.

Does 5am on a Sunday exist???!!! You're a mad woman Bugs

Felicitations on all the sechs

Been getting some more stabby pains in my general egg-laying area, so we might have action yet! I really don't want to have to have 2 lots of blood tests in a week - if Day 21 comes back negative I have to go again on Day 25 (I think).

J'ai encore mal a la fanjo. Owie. It feels like a cross between bloaty constipation and someone sticking a knitting needle up my bum every 5 minutes. Me no likey!

J'ai aussi fait le sechs hier soir. C'etait ok. Mon fanjo est fine.

J'ai encore les sore nipples (pas because of le sechs, mais probablement pas because of un imminent bfp either).

Le sechs? Qu'est ce que c'est? J'ai forgotté le sechs.

cavey hope you have been laying an oeuf!

mes commiserations about les sore nipples et le mal a la fanjo. Quel pain dans le arse!

Nous had l'intention de spending le dimanche doing les useful things around la maison such as le painting that has been postponed some time. Mais le Man est encore snoozing dans le bed!

J'ai une hangover. Went le danseuring Et Bois l'alcohol. Je woke up a six hours. Je suis fatigue.
Je suis dans le settee avec le recliners in situ. Tres Bonne.

Je suis sur un sodding rail replacement bus service. Ugh.

Le gloss painting et le undercoating sont finis. Je suis back in mes pyjamas.
phoenix prenez un alka seltzer from me et enjoy un sleep sur le recliner. tres bon indeed. Je suis in total agreement.

northey je deteste le replacement bus services. Ever noticed you don't get a "replacement" ticket price that takes into account the crapness of your journey compared to the one you had booked?

Très bien about the painting, kat. C'était bon going pour un dimanche.

Sechs nombre sept achieved

Zut alors! Mon bits est tres chaffed.

Zut indeed cavey - Quel shagathon!! Fini for now or encore le shagging tomorrow?

Sept pour aujourd'hui? Or sept pour la semaine? Felicitations anyway. Et creme pour les bits.

Nombre sept dans neuf jour!

HWHNN has headed back to base for the week so le shagathon est fini. Jour 21 blood test tomorrow so we'll see if I did ovulate or not.