Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

What is Yorkshire Mixture? Yes please!

Have you POASed, btw? Sorry, I got distracted by the offer of sweets (childhood stranger danger lessons were clearly a sad failure).

You two are funny
I'm ruddy shattered. Stuff returned from cleaners today. Very weird seeing all our things again. Got my ghds back :) nice to eat on plates that aren't plastic. Just tired from lugging boxes around.

They look gorgeous. Are those brown stripy things mint (yum) or liquorice (yuck)?

phee, I'm glad you have some of your stuff back now. Massive sympathy on the box lugging front - I know all too well how awful it is.

I'd never heard of it either Northey.

Yes please! Bugger the low carb ttc diet. Will PM or Facebook you with address.

Thanks Bugs but I don't really like boiled sweets. And I note that the mix includes pear drops.

Sozzles. I am more of a chocolate girl. :)

Tis strange to say I almost didn't want the stuff back..almost lie I'd got so used to minimalist existence. Felt differently when I blow dried my hair with my iffy dryer rather than my Dad's one that I borrowed from him the day after the fire and really shoud, return now
Git the quote finally! for the bundling work too so hopefully the repairs will start in the next couple of weeks after weeks at a standstill suddenly things are moving again!
I too will try some Yorkshire mix if you are willing bugus! Yum.
It's definitely sechsing time here, I am a fertile myrtle if pant snot is anything to go by,
I agree about the tv....we have virgin media at home but couldn't transfer it over here so we're stuck with just digital. Worked in our favour ina way though, we've been going to bed earlier

Bugs there is an easy solution to shite tv: buy the box set of Sherlock and spend every evening staring at the lickable delight that is Benedict Cumberbatch

lickable delight but yes, box sets. We've just had a Harry Potter marathon, I bought the box set on blu-ray. Twas great.

Have just done so. How are the nipples this morning?

Bonjour le BESH.

Feeling a bit disheartened here. We've made a monster effort to faire le sechs this week - 5 times since last Saturday so far - but I'm not convinced I've ovulated. No temp rise and shag dictator has not signalled any peaks. I had lots of pant snot earlier in the week but it's gone now. I'm on Day 19 today so will be having my blood test to check for ov on Monday.
It was pure luck that HWHNN has been able to stay at home most of this week so I don't think we'll get as good a chance again. It'll be Sod's Law that I don't ovulate this cycle [grumpy]

Merde cavey that is tres shit indeed. Am hoping you will in fact be ovulating this month. Did the shag dictator go to high or has it stayed on low? Bloody annoying if you have tried so hard this month and no chance. Sending the gin your way.

It's been "high" every single day . I think the Clomid has tricked it

[inserts intravenous gin drip]

Does the manual say anything about clomid and the shag dictator? Or perhaps someone on clomid might know the answer if you start a fred about it or ask on a clomid fred? At least it did go to high though. Something is happening in there. Sometimes even people not on clomid don't get a peak the first month while Herr Dictator "gets to know you".

Cavey I've whinged about it enough on various freds on here so you have probably seen, but on my first cycle on Letrozole I didn't ovulate until day 20, against my standard days 14-16. By the time I finally did lay an egg, I had given up hope. Luckily as we were both off work over Xmas we had kept dtd long after I thought we were likely to catch ov. Maybe Clomid is making you ov late too?

I checked on the CBFM thread and elsewhere online, all advised not to start using Dictator till 2 days after last tablet, which is Day 8 for me.
This is my third cycle of Clomid. Cycle 1 I ov'd on Day 17 and Cycle 2 on Day 14. So feck knows what is going on!

We'll keep shagging for the next few days and see what happens.

[walks like John Wayne]

Building on cavey's walk, we could do a John Wayne western theme? I have vague memories of a "BESH little whorehouse in town" title though, so it may already have been done. Or did we already have a new theme waiting in the wings?

cavey, I'm sure clomid is doing all sorts of beneficial weirdness to you, including possibly messing around with pant snot and shag dictator as meaningful indicators of whether or not an egg is being released. So frustrating though, I know.