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30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

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PrincessBoo · 24/01/2011 20:23

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

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BrownB · 04/02/2011 13:55

WineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWineWine

Am pretty sure this is new. Am very happy with it and will now have a Happy Afternoon.

ItsMeortheTrog · 04/02/2011 14:03

Oh, the spiders. When they mentioned there would be some "upsetting scenes", I thought it would be some eating of grubs or that sort of nonsense but no. I hate that show too bitey, even more now.

Yes BrownB she was definitely breastfeeding a monkey. Marginally more comfortable than a knitted bikini I would think. Didn't Mariah Carey have a thing about knitted bikinis? I think mine would actually reach my knees in one of those.

BrownB · 04/02/2011 14:09

those were def fake...

Casserole · 04/02/2011 16:15

Fanks for nice welcome all. I do lurk from time to time to see how you're all getting on, but I know differs lying around the place can get a bit annoying so don't post much. Am doing just fine fanks, 31 weeks so not long to go. Have a uterus full of Mars bars, am sure of it. Time will tell.

I haz congratulated that there Sindyssnatch privately a while back but I shall put it on record here now that I am blardy delighted for you.

I seem to remember a while back we found all sorts of crocheted clunge and knitted schlong type action. The tinterwebs is a scary place.

Browniebadges your partner's ex sounds hideous and I'm so sorry.

Agadoo just came on the telly. I enjoyed dancing and singing along immensely. Too much, probably, but I am beyond shame about such things.

I am also very excited about the Wine

Truffkin · 04/02/2011 16:44

Ah now don't get me wrong, my Ma is a goodun really she just likes us to have feelingsy mother/daughter chats and I am so not a touchy feely person. I shall distract her with lunch at The Narrow and feeding her charity shop addiction

Forgot to say hello to Cass before so sorry, extremely remiss of me.

I am also loving Wine which you may have guessed from my earlier overuse of the new emoticon.

owlbooty · 04/02/2011 17:22

Brownie my lovely, what a bloody shitty year you and DP are having so far. I am hoping that there will be a magical reversal in fortunes and you will win the lottery, procure OMGtriplets and DP's ex will suddenly become charming and amenable. Until then, pliz to accept this hand-knitted cock what I have fashioned. I only have left over bits of balls of wool so it is multi-coloured.

Biscuit Wine Biscuit Wine Biscuit

Bites I am liking the knitted bottles but think it would be cunninger if the knitted covers all said something on them like 'sangria' then nobody would nick the good booze.

Today I went shopping in town and have returned with a kilo of lychees, 9 quid's worth of posh chocolate of which I have eaten half, and a pair of jogging bottoms.

I'm not quite sure what happened there.

milanomum · 04/02/2011 17:36

Browner Italian women are bitches. It's in their genes. I have a couple of students who are lawyers - I'll ask what might happen in a case like that and let you know.

starnosemole · 04/02/2011 18:55

Just lost post again.. It started by telling you that my day began with setting fire to my moon cup. It has not progressed well.
However, Wine and actual wine (we only drank two of the three bottles BBB bought home last night ) means that the evening is chilling nicely.

PlanB (omg, I've just got that PlanB the popman's name is plan B as in the plan after A- duh) So sorry to hear of troublesome times- hope we can be of assistance by soothing your brow, and offering inappropriate knitwear, and that you feel you can off load here if it helps- let me stroke your furrowed brow, and you amy rest your head in my matronly buzzwams for as long as you wish.

owl I dare you to enter your knitted penis in the village fete this summer, go on, dare you. also like cunninger, and will be stealing borrowing.

Is anyone else wanting them to bring back Blind Date, just so we can put blankets over the telly to watch? Genius.

Evening to all else- welcome back girl, we missed your pithy and valuable input not to mention yo sexy ass Wink

fishandlilacs · 04/02/2011 19:25

Evening BESH girls

I am keeping the fire stoked in BOO's absence

where is she , i thought she would be back by now. Lucky girl.

I have had a bugger of a day-wont go into too much detail but we have had to rehome the furriest cat in the world back to my mothers (which is where was originally) he couldn't handle living with minifish, I am feeling very sad about it. I soo wanted it to work and it would have been a huge weight of Mums mind if it had of worked. Instead I have caused more worry.

In compensation I have bought a wild bird feeding station with lots of cool birdie gadgets. A slot for suet cakes, and bath/drinking bowl and some seed & nut feeders. I think thats all the pet I am going to have right now.

Got BFN on ye olde peestick today. Had kind of been harbouring a secret hope that it may have happened even though secshing has been mistimed this month.

Have PMT headache, and I wept today for no real reason, have also been shouty and cross. Droid on it's way methinks.

Hohum, enough self indulgence from me, how the devil are you ladies?

Ivegotmrbitey · 04/02/2011 19:49

Six nations with a cup of tea in the house is just as bad as being in the pub! Heart already racing, don't think I can watch this!

Ivegotmrbitey · 04/02/2011 19:52

Sorry hakeanddaisies didn't see you there! Will catch up later, there's already been a penalty!

Ariesgirl · 04/02/2011 20:00

Bitey, the boys have left their boots behind :(

Am very much disliking the Welsh booing. It's embarrassing.

HighPriestessBoo · 04/02/2011 20:19

Yo BESHings. Took me 3 hours to catch up on Fred but I managed it.

Enjoyed the jokes (nobody did ever say what happened to the third monkey though?) and am most excited about this Wine

Centerparcs was fun, I had a good week despite being poorly the whole time and ending up with tonsilitis. I feel worse now than I did when I was there so at least I'm just ill at home now. MrBoo is being a starry star and has just made me a hot toddy and I'm in bed with the lappie.

I wasted 3 piss sticks as droid was 3 days late and arrrived about an hour ago. I went to the docs earlier (got last appointment)and asked if being poorly can make droid late. I was vair sad when I got the first BFN on Tuesday and so droid coming today is neither here nor there

I am glad to be home now though, I need to be ill in me own bed.

Sorry to hear you've been ill too fishywish

Brownie sorry to read of the general crapness going on around you right now

Bitchslaps and snotty snogs to all the rest of you :)

fishandlilacs · 04/02/2011 20:25

yay to to the boosback Glad youre back hon, sorry to hear about the muchly poorly timed illness, I guess at least you were with others and had a few days not to thnk about work. isn't it always the way when you get a chance to relax something bites you on the bum.

sorry I have not had the inclination/time/energy to reply properly to everyone tonight.

g'night ladies. I'm gonna sign off for tonight.

Ivegotmrbitey · 04/02/2011 20:47

Sorry to hear about the ills, and the bfn chishandfips. welcome back bootiful sorry you're poorly too.

rie the boos are embarrassing but there's been some horrible fouls so am joining in with them now! Actually the fdh has asked if I think the baybee needs to hear language like that and the neighbours certainly don't Blush have scared the beejeesus out of the cat too!

Ivegotmrbitey · 04/02/2011 20:55

Ps the referee's outfit is making me think of kronenburg to the point where I could lick him!

HighPriestessBoo · 04/02/2011 21:02

Y' know. I really did get a bit excited this month. I am so fecking stoopid. But I know I can be honest with you laydeez. I was thinking a Libran baybee would be luffly :(

Ariesgirl · 04/02/2011 21:09

WANK.

That's all I have to say. About anything.

Ariesgirl · 04/02/2011 21:09

Apart from this try of course.

Truffkin · 04/02/2011 21:10

Yay welcome home Booby but Sad and a bit Angry for the droid and poorliness together, I'm going to light this petrol soaked torch and chase your droid until I can burn him (imagine that said in a 'League of Gentleman' voice)

TroutAndDaffodils yah boo sucks to your droid as well, what is with the synching going on within the ranks of BESH at the moment? Swiftly timed karate kick to yours should render him senseless for a while.

I am not a rugger fan so am not paying much attention to the match. I see Wales have just scored a try though so hopefully it's game on!

HighPriestessBoo · 04/02/2011 21:18

Ta Truffs

I am not watching those men with odd shaped balls but I'm glad it's making you happy my dearest Rie

Ariesgirl · 04/02/2011 21:21

Aww bless you. It's not making me all that happy at the moment, if truth be told.

HighPriestessBoo · 04/02/2011 21:43

Oh dear - such is the nature of these things. Like TTC. Moments of joy and moments of despair. Pah.

Ariesgirl · 04/02/2011 21:46

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

BITEY, WHERE ARE YOU? Want a beer?

HighPriestessBoo · 04/02/2011 21:56

Ah. That'd be one of those moments of despair Rie? Will Wine help?

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