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30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

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PrincessBoo · 24/01/2011 20:23

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

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rocketleaf · 03/02/2011 12:47

No trog that was in OUR day, now its all Blue WKD (fuckers can't even be bothered with vowels), 20 inch heels and trying to bag off with footballers.

Ta for birthday wished molesworth and very sorry about droid, cunning deployment of the moon cup there.

bitey I'll let you off the boiled sweets and blankies (both perfectly acceptable IMO) as long as haven't you got the Nana Moon squint. Sounds like your cat is turning out like ours, he hangs around your feet meowing on the landing until the very last minute of you going down the stairs and then decides he MUST go first and dashes in front. Is very treacherous esp first thing in the morning. Sure its some master plan to inherit before sprog is born.

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 13:05

In my town centre it's all about exposing vast tracts of orange goosepimpled flesh and WKD for the ladies women. The boys on the other hand wear singlet vests, fake tan and are so pumped up on steroids that their necks are significantly wider than their heads!

Happily I go to the town centre about once a year! In my village it's all about strongbow and egg throwing, aaah the joys of a rural idyll!

BarbiesBeaver · 03/02/2011 13:14

Giant Milka bars and one litre of rum surely from airport shop?

What you need is cups of tea and lots of crisps Truffs. Particularly comedy crisps like onion rings, bacon fries, monster munch and so on.

Sorry for droid Moley Get some of that down yer neck.

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 13:18

Milka Bars! I want one of those right now! A mahoosive one! And roast beef monster munch! Bloody hell BB you are have attuned to my palate in a scary manner! What do I want next?

moley pliz to enjoy this hearth rug that i have crocheted from the remains of the droid.

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 13:21

PS I am eating these. They are not very nice.

owlbooty · 03/02/2011 14:01

It could be worse, I am eating a bloody boring apple.

Where the feck is my obscenely sized Milka bar?

rocketleaf · 03/02/2011 14:05

Got a maple and pecan impulse purchase plait when i went out for milk this morning it. My all time favourite pastry. Saving it for my afternoon brew tho.

BarbiesBeaver · 03/02/2011 15:24

Ooooh a big fat almond croissant, or proper french pain au chocolat warmed so the chocolate is all gooey for me please. And then a big bag of onion rings, some french baguette with loads of butter on. Or even better - toasted french stick with mozzarella, cherry tomatoes (proper summer sweet ones) and chorizo on. And melon ice cream. I have nothing to eat, nothing I tell you! I couldn't die from the hunger, could I Ted?

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 15:31

For lunch today I had a hot roast pork sandwich with apple sauce and extra crackling from the carvery counter in work. Was lush but clearly 90% salt as have drunk about two litres of water since! melon ice cream sounds amazing, can it be bought or do you have to make it?

rocketleaf · 03/02/2011 15:39

mmm melon ice cream you say? I had bread and butter pudding made with croissants yesterday. It was fab even tho it didn't have sultanas in which imo are required in B&B pudding. Amazing home made custard as well.

Truffkin · 03/02/2011 15:49

Right, am about to leave to drive home and am planning to stop at the Tesco opposite this office and buy fat coke (well, Pepsi), salt & vinegar chipsticks and some sort of chocolate bar. Maybe a snickers. Or possibly a family sized bag of minstrels. Ooooh the indulgence!

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 15:56

Mmmmmmmmmmmm! I am going to have chippy chips for tea. I may eat them in my PJs Smile

I am going to have leave work NOW and find some melon icecream!

Truffkin · 03/02/2011 15:59

Oh Em Gee. I so want chippy chips for dinner now. Am sure TGB will be easily persuaded.

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 17:11

Persuade away! Love chippy chips! I have a massive toblerone and a promise of the sechs, very good start to the evening Smile

Ariesgirl · 03/02/2011 17:12

Hello, am back.

Am too tired to read through posts Anything exciting happen, apart from Barbs?

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 17:24

Hello GordonRamsey hope you had a lovely time and made the most of the king size bed?

owlbooty · 03/02/2011 17:27

There's lovely. Was it all sumptuous and the sea completely flat calm?

I have had half a mars bar and a whole packet of minstrels. BB I will fight you for the almond croissant (and probably lose)

Ariesgirl · 03/02/2011 17:42

Bitey, that's the actually worst joke I have heard all year! Didn't go near where you're thinking actually - further north where I've never been before and I loved it.

We were only there two nights as it happens. Spent the rest of the time with various branches of family. There was much judgmental pursing of lips between us as we decided how much better we could bring up Nephew and Niece between us - ha ha, time will tell. Parents were as senile as ever (touch would they're not really - no offence to anyone out there, but hopefully you know what I mean) I mean my mother is knitting baby clothes. I asked who for and she said for anyone who "may come along", looking at me meaningfully. I left the room Angry. But the hotel was lovely, with a nice bathrooms and bathrobes, which is the benchmark of luxury in my book.

Ivegotmrbitey · 03/02/2011 20:14

Grin was it the bold fail or just the terrible joke rie? am now too full of triangular chocolate to move, it's a good way to be though.

Medee · 03/02/2011 20:18

god,it's taken me ages to work out the Gordon Ramsay joke.

starnosemole · 03/02/2011 20:48

Welcome home bananarama (mahoosive thanks to gothamcity for whole other branch of name potential) don't think you missed much apart from talking about chips and chocolate.

BBB has been forgiven previous transgressions by responding to end of crap droid filled day at work (peppered with very sminute amount of bleeding overnight/very sore boobage menkal-fortunately halted by take that style flood at lunchtime)by not going to football and coming home early with yesterday's two bottles of wine. Apparently mini rolls are also slimming world free foods tonight.

I have resolved today (after listening to radio 4 again, I'm such a grown up) that I should read some Tolstoy- has anyone any reccomendations of where to start? Also, would like to replace Mariella Frostrop as lesbian crush if poss. Ta.

starnosemole · 03/02/2011 20:50

why does gothamcity work, but bananaram a doesn't?

Ariesgirl · 03/02/2011 21:36

Aha. I think that if you have an asterisk right next to a previous character then you have bold fail
e.g. Gotham city
but not
Gotham city

Casserole · 04/02/2011 08:23
starnosemole · 04/02/2011 08:26

do you know stewpot I was just thinking about you and the delivery man last night Wink how the devilled egg are you?

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