30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

of course not, Salade, dive in!

She'll have to fish me out first

I luffs the cake.

Wheeee! ESH Party! Cakes, gin and champagne (well cheap Cava - I'm not made of money you know) for all! Thank you so much everyone, I am quite humbled at how kind you all are.

I'll add a bottle of prosecco, some sandwiches with the crusts cut off and a plate of vol-au-vents to the party table. Who's going to help blowing up the balloons? (as I already havea hangover, the head rush will be immense)

Ooooh I will bring party rings, wotsits and vodka jelly!

I will help blow up the balloons with NO2

Congratulations! Great news! So, so pleased for you BB

Here's a helium tank for the balloons

mmmm party rings. Can we have hula hoops as well? And put one on each finger before eating them?

Helium karaoke later anyone?

BB I hate to spoil the party atmos. but you do realise that this means you may not get any more dildocam?

What a disaster.

Pliz to accept this lovingly made balloon model of dildocam as substitute.

Pah, plenty of time for hot dildocam action yet. I got dildocam at 6 week, 8 week, 12 week AND 20 week scans. All hail the dildocam.

bloody treeeeemendous news Barbs!!

I have brought cheese & pineapple on sticks plus some marmite wheels. I luff BFPs. They make Mondays great.

That is simply fabulous news Muse and double the reason to celebrate. Providing you are all not yet in a sugar-induced coma, I'd like to offer round these coconut covered marshamllow biscuits and invite you to smash the piniata (it's in the shape of a big 'sperm meets egg' design and is full of miniature soft cheeses and mini-bar sized bottles of vodka)

Yay congrats BB so glad to see good news today.
Beshmagic worked and I got the evil RTD before going out so got ridiculously pissed on Saturday and had proper emotional freak out with boyfriend when a pregnant lady turned up at the party! Oh dear!! He is very patient and good though.

This is literally the best news in the world BB

And is now the time to say that Pony's comment was the funniest in the history of BESH?

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BbQ am chuffed as a weasel in long grass for you. Fuckin A

I heart parties!

Fear ye not Hooters next dildocam is already secured for my 7 week scan. I am planning to take a large bar of soap with me so as to press said dildo into when nurse leaves the room, so I can have my own dildo made to the same comforting proportions.

My boss at work virtually cried when I told her - work have been so good letting me nip off for appointments.

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I don't know why I bothered with the clinic really, one appointment with SkiPone would soon have got to the nub of the problem (hoho).

Nub glad you have a replacement lined up BB!

Hey Hags, how are we all? Barbiewon still v chuffed for you- has it sunken in yet?

kitkat feel you're droid arrival got lost yesterday- so please regard today as BESHional Getting Personal on the Robot day-I shall take it outside and rough it up a bit first, who wants to go next?

Bitches, I have teh rage today- fuelled every second by the realisation that it's PMT and I can expect rusty footsteps soon- really wanted to win this month as coming upto MC due date, and it's a fucker isn't it-There's a girl at work who is due week before I was.We're currently collecting for her baybee pressie, and whilst I don't begrudge her at all (and she's nearly 40, first time mum, so really a mahoosive BESH heroine) it should be meeeeeee toooooooo Mememe,me and then a bit more ME.

And BBB is a twat today too.

And the amount people spend on footballers is ridiculous.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT.

Moley strokes for you to help calm the rage, it all sounds entirely reasonable to me. Come on, let it all out and let me fondle cheer you up

Agree on missing the opportunity to pummel Kat's droid. We bought a new saw at the weekend to dispose of the Christmas tree so i will give it a good few pelts of that to start thr torture.

I'm in a bit of a mood with TGB as well as he was 'too tired' last night and I believe tomorrow is egg laying day. He knows it though and is now busily preparing my dinner whilst I am on my way home (mobile MNing - check. me. out.) and he'd better, bloody better, have his sechs head on tonight if he knows what's good for him. We did manage to chalk up a few times over the weekend but I refuse to make this month a fail because we didn't try hard enough, that just sucks badways.

Barbie am excited that your work colleagues got emotional, so luffly that everyone is chuffed for you. How are you feeling about it now you've made your announcements?

thanks for droid pummeling. It is nearly gone now so you have done well! moley know what you mean. my due date is this month and have not got diffed before it comes round, which I optimistically assumed I would. I had the major rage at the weekend and had proper meltdown but hey, C'est la vie. I'm allowed to!

Barbie well you won't have to give up dildocam at least! how are you feeling? Has it sunk in yet? Nice to hear boss has been good and is pleased for you. Interesting idea to create own scanning device, perhaps could have business with BESHshop online?

Good evening dear BESHettes.

Oh barbie, i'm still feeling the love for you. I now Ive not been round these parts long but it really is great news.

Kat-may i be the last to kick your droid into the back of netherbeyond for ya-make it go way totally.

Moleinaragehole let me soothe your furrowed brow with the delights of wet cloth made of boos robes while she is away. I am jealous of her holidaying very much.

I am ill-stuffy, full of snot, wiped out and not feeling the sechs at all at mo. very fed up as there will be no win this month for the fishfamily. but hey many months ahead I fear.

We need some funnehs to cheer us up-anyone know any jokes?

I have spent the entire evening getting rid of a virus off my computer- it is now done, and I am Computer Genius

Tis quite round the fire side this evenyng- anyone would think thepriestess and theram were away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

I don't know Mole, why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Erm, because it was shocked at the death of his friend?