Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

brown I am so - I wanted to go to Canada this winter skiing but couldn't get decent childcare. :(

Today I am CD24 so idly POAS - negative of course - and right now I've got beeping. Wtf? CD24? What is this nonsense?

Negatory here too alps, cd25. But what is this beeping you have?

Water is back but landlord is here fixing burst pipe in our downstairs bathroom. No mulittlepony it's not a euphemism (really - my landlord is a lovely man but you just wouldn't).

I have got tender buzzwams and funny pains in my womble like I am diffed - despite the period from hell this month and no sechs since. Thinking it must be the side effects from my horrid cold - droid isn't due until 8/9th January. Unless I am heading for menopause as I felt like this pre droid a couple of months ago. All very wierd anyway.

Am still poorly but feel better than yesterday. Snuggled up with smallchild watching old spiderman cartoons from the 70's and being very glad to have no work for aaaaaaaaaaaages!

Lovely to see you Brownie and so glad you're having some much needed fun.

Kat A few wipes of brown, a few wipes of red. Has now stopped. Will probably flood knickers later.

Sorry Alps :(

Touching me up with a ski pole? You must be a trainee gynaecologist! CD 24 FFS. Droid not due until Thursday at the very earliest.

How annoying alps
early droids are even more evil. Have sent some leftover chocs and mince pies for you.

Not an implantation bleed, is it Alps?

V jealous of the skiing BrownB. Best thing for clearing your head and making you feel better. Enjoy.

Get well soon, Princess.

Hello haglets! I'm just going to have a little snooze on this Mountie while I sleep off eating my own weight in cheese! Hope you have all had a lovely Christmas? Had a shakey start when kitten embaressed at all his presents shot into the garden and brought us a thrush, thankfully it was merely stunned and fdh was able to release it! Formalities observed we then had a lovely time with lots of eating and in law avoiding!
How are you skipole? pliz to explain bleeping?

I honestly don't know what's going on. It's very early, I've not had cramping/heaviness in my abdomen - no progesterone rush complete with poos, no spots. Meh. Whatever. But I've not had implantation with the previous two pregnancies so I have no idea.

Nice one Biteykitten at the provision of bewildered thrush - we now have a squirrel corpse in our food recycling bin as could not think quite what else to do with it.

Pony that sounds well suspect. I have trained my binoculars on you, madam. And tis too early for stick-pissage, surely? I got a bfn on day 9 before the pathetic puny + on day 12 y'know...

Boo Hurrah for the return of water; that must have been a right pain in the arse.

Ariel and other sickies I send you bowls and weak lemon drink. If only someone would invent the magic 'no more vomming' remedy but sadly I think it does not exist yet.

Hoooooooge squish for Brownie v.glad you are holding up okay and have been thinking of you (not in a stalky way). Please do make sure you do the pancakes with bacon and maple syrup, tis a marvellous thing. God I love Canada.

I have to go to work tomorrow. What a massive bunch of arse. Boooooooo.

Alps tis what happened to me this month too. Bastard beeping! Praps it's implantation? Maybe this moon theory of Boos was true cos it's fucked with all our cycles.

I've had a lurvley Christmas & tomorrow is my 1st wedding anniversary

Brownie glad you are having good snow time. Have a massive hot chocolate with cream & marshmallows and everything!!

Ah I'd forgotten about the moon. Bloody Woo boo! I don't think it's implantation because it's beeping very loudly. Meh. Congrats on your wedding anniversary sunny - paper isn't it? Maybe he'll get you a copy of TCOYF for you to thwack him with?

I'll be lucky if he gets me a newspaper!! Gifts aren't his strong point. BUT we are having a party. I plan to drink a bucket load of gin.

Fecking moon. Grrr and meh.

Oh this is hilarious so on Boxing night I went to a party. Was v pissed and was blubbing on in taxi home to MS about how much I luffed all my friends and him and that we will win a baybee one day blah blah so he writes on his Facecrack hurrah Sunny is happy. Why does this prompt wife of his best friend to phone him asking if there was anything they needed to know??? Yes you need to know you can fuck right off. Rant over. As you were.

haha - so amongst your husband's friends you have such a reputation of absolute misery that they think only a baybee swaddled in fluffy white cotton towels could raise a half-smile from you?

Well I'm most definitely droiding and not implanting. I'm soaking through trampons at a rate of knots but still no pain/sickness. What the fuckevah - this one's on boo* and her moon theory shit! It's almost a NOTW headline: "Boo's Woo Stole My Baybee!".

I'm ashamed to say I'm feeling a bit down about it all. I had a crazy idea in my head that the second would be easier to conceive and now I feel I've got "BARREN" branded all over me - and that arseholes everywhere who have a whole host of character flaws (only nice(ish)) way I can put it fall pregnant at the drop of a hat. I know fertility is not a right or any measure of worth of a person but it hurts. I can do so much else, but I am unable to deliver sperm to a ripe egg.

*trampon is a typo but I thought it was nice.

BrownB I hope you're looking after yourself and having a wonderful time - the thread is currently canadatastic in your honour!

Feeling mightily crap. Bloody stupid sticks with their taunting single lines. Definitely out this month, boobs must just be pre droidal. 10 miu tests so should work two days early.
I have sex three times a week. I don't use contraception. What more can I do?!! I have a shag dictator and I have sex on the first peak day and usually two high days.
Mightily frustrated. Had this ridiculously nice hope of NYE good news.

Suggest you lot stay in the hut with me and snuggle under some furs, while we all drink to oblivion until January...

Good idea. Pouring out the cocktails!

hello and belated happy xmas to you all, boo to the unfestive droidals, wtf? pony yours is an especial bastard being so early.

Would this be a good place to mention I have a snowboard and binding for sale? I can't see me using them again for a while.

rocket Talk to cunty - she's a boarder. I am of the superior species - i.e., I ski.

Thanks for that alps i was kidding really, I'll prob just ebay it and maybe post it on powderroom. Did I mention TB is going to be away snow boarding with 'the lads' on my birthday this year?

Miss you too boo gutting it didnt work out last week but hopefully see u in zee not too distant future. I was thinking of decamping home for above mentioned birthday as other wise I will be all alone

rocket He's clearly a selfish arse - but for penance he can buy you new kit next year when you find your current stuff doesn't fit. :( Why is it the end of your snow career though? I took last season off but booked this hol (with nanny!) before I'd even laid him!