Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

Yes! Shiny new kit! Shiny new kit!

Having said that I am now preferring windsurfing as it hurts a lot less when one goes arse over tit. Which I do quite a lot. Plus is considerably warmer.

Snow career has been a bit handicapped due to repeated knee injuries. Final nail in coffin was slipped disk last October resulting in no boarding at all last winter and quite frankly I've fallen out with it a bit although I absolutely love being up the mountain. Basically I have an inbuilt fear of speed which is a handicap. I might learn to ski when sprout is old enough to learn too but quite frankly can't envisage us bein able to afford snow trips for the next few years (or rather there will be greater priorities) the board is in fab nick due to not getting loads of use but if I don't sell it now it'll be too out of date soon. It is pretty tho. Might just hang it on the wall if can't get a good price for it :o

Poor TB, is not his fault. Mix up with dates and typical vagueness of guys who organised the trip are to blame.

Today has been difficult. Very disturbed night with smallchild who had a sky high temperature - I was up 4 times. He has been awake since 9 and is totally better, meanwhile I am so poorly and tired I locked myself in the bathroom at one point to have a little weep. MrBoo home in just under 90 minutes and counting...

oh and the sore boobs / period pains thing continued so just to rule it out I did POAS - BFN as expected - so WTF is wrong with me? I'm not due on for 11 days? :(

45 minutes till i can go to bed...

Poor boo! If droid is not due for eleven days then is too early to POAS? I know that has never stopped any of us in the past but still!

ps here is shortbread link

No - because I haven't had sex since before my last period - that's why these symptoms are really wierd.

That is weird, really hope you feel better soon. < strokes hair some more provides distracting slap round chops with snow ball>

Oh Boo - sorry you're having a shitty time of it. Hope MrBoo has made it all better, and Alps hope you're feeling okay. Will join you in an "it's not fair" rant when I'm back on the TTC train. Here - both of you have <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=www.food2.com/images/blogposts/SH1C12_Santa-Sleigh-Cocktail_lg.jpg&imgrefurl=www.food2.com/blog/2009/12/17/9-sexy-christmas-cocktails-to-fire-up-your-yule-log&usg=__FwVgXw02VSfcNOfB8lSLrocgQfI=&h=462&w=616&sz=101&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=1L-jNOsFodk8VM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=175&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcocktail%2Bapres%2Bski%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D680%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=767&vpy=210&dur=328&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=194&ty=97&ei=tqsbTbuvKdSenQfDrZWqDg&oei=V6sbTZ20B8T8nAf62-DQDQ&esq=10&page=1&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these from me...

Snowballs for the rest of you!

Nap was shortlived as we had a burst pipe and had to call the landlord again.

However. I have rallied and am a bit less pathetic due to marvellous MrBoo getting home and taking over for a bit.

I had a text today from a friend asking how the ttc was going. I said not too well and that I may have to come to terms with smallchild being an only child. Her reply? 'They say these things happen when you relax and stop worrying about it. Faerie dust and baby vibes!'.

plz to help me compose a reply reply which doesn't consist of the words fuck, right and off.

Hello all. I do believe I have pulled through. Anyone skiied in St Anton?

Holy fuck Boo, have just read last post. Send one back saying "Do you mean to be offensive or are you just breathtakingly stupid?"-

oh my god, Boo, what a twat!

Thank God you're here Rie. Wish I'd had the guts to send that -I sent one back along the lines of 'some relaxation would be nice yes, looking forward to center parks in January', and got a reply saying she'd look forward to seeing the photos and asking if smallchild enjoyed Christmas. Some people just have no fucking sense do they? Thank fuck for you lot, really, thank fuck.

Now lets get nekkid and bounce all over Lucas...

Woohooo!

How are you apart from that Boobs? Can I call you Boobs? Apart from the burst pipes, you poor cah? And the weird droidalness. No, don't answer that. Any good NY resolutions planned? Mine are all hopelessly unrealistic, like Become Very Clever and Cultured and Get Up the Duff, and Become a Better Person All Round. Sigh.

You can call me Boobs of course darling

NY resolutions - the usual - lose weight, exercise more. Declutter. Nuffink groundbreaking.

brownB I love the scary coloured cocktails! I'll drink anything as long as it comes in an unnatural shade! [hic]

Boo That's really Shakesperian on a comedy/tragedy level! Wotta cunt! "Relax and it'll happen" - clearly the response should be "Don't relax, because I'm going to stab you between the shoulder blades and you won't know when or where. lol! x".

Aries Never been but will be arriving in ooooh about 17 days. Pls to be meeting me there?

New Year's Resolutions: 1) Lose weight 2) Fall pregnant 3) Win lottery 4) Live happily ever after. Piece of piss.

boo what a moronic text!
Ttc is helped by sex. And the correct body parts being in good working order. Element of luck too. Sully silly cow. Fairy dust??!! Perhaps you had better get babydancing? What do the dusters call spunk?

I feel like a bad and awful person for my wallowing and mean jealousy. Yesterday I spent all morning pmt wallowing on the sofa crying, ingesting chocs and thinking I ought to be over 7 months gone. And wondering why operation rediff hadn't worked yet and thinking it was Not Fair that colleague of mine was pregs with twins and I'd have to spend all next term watching her grow and glow.

I received a text in the afternoon letting me know that she had miscarried the babies. I think she was about 16 weeks or so.
Decided then to stop feeling self indulgent for a bit, seriously count my blessings and have big cuddles on the sofa with the boyfriend.

Resolutions :
no more smoking and ensure bf gives up too
less wine
lose weight
doing the above may result in diffment.
Get new job ( rendered unnecessary if diffment happens soon)

kat don't be disgusting. How dare you suggest that my beautiful little baby boy be the product of man fat? How can you possibly associate sweet little baybees with premature ejaculation/angry wanks in to hospital receptacles (n.b., not nurses) etc., etc.? Oh god that's horrible about your colleague. :( The poor woman.

Oooh, were those white russian cocktails? I loves them I does.

Boo please divulge location of fuckwittery so that we can all go round there and bury her house under a massive heap of cow shit.

Rie I have never been there but I bet it will look fucking marvellous and gorgeous and smell of lovely fresh alpine air

Kat your poor, poor colleague, that is awful :( However, I'm a big believer in wallowing, you should never feel guilty about that - sometimes a right good wallow does wonders and you can feel a lot better once it's done, at leat, I do. Especially if it involves snottering and wailing and eating chocolate. Wallow away, I say!

Pony what is this spunk of which you speak? I am concerned it may offend my delicate nature.

Medee I x posted with you last night and didn't notice your support - thanks precious :)

Kinkyboots Can't cow poo her house as she has a 4 month old baybee, to which I am going to attribute to her total insensitivity, she must surely just be sleepless and not devoid of empathy.

Very :( about your colleague Kat

Brownie those cocktails look blardy lovely, ta sweetie.

oh and Bitey I amy attempt shortbread with smallchild today (he had a baking set for Christmas)

I also would like to pinch your resolutions Alps I like them better than mine :o

Fairy Nuff, Boo , you are clearly far more noble than I am particularly given the crap-tastic couple weeks you seem to be having.

I am super-impressed by all the Noo Years' Resolutions. Mine are quite simple:

1. Stop creating slatternly mess in house in the hope that Mr Shoes doesn't divorce me.

1. Procure baybee.

1. Eat less cake.

Please send me gingerbread when baking is complete, Boo , it's not New Year yet y'know.