Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

Boo what ridiculousness. Your reply was very nice. Don't know how you contained yourself!

Katkit horrid for your colleague. Sofa, boyf & too many chocs is a Good Thing though.

I have massive hangover. We had a party last night. MS had spunk test this morning. I have had to clean up. Meh.

Resolutions -
Drink less
Win a baybee
Go to gym more
Save some money
Be nice

Just re read my post. I cleaned up after the party

Buahahahahahaha too late, missus, the damage is done

oops, sunshine!

haha sunny I too assumed the jizz clinic had issued you with mop, bucket and lemon domestos!

booty Does gingerbread not fall under cake then?

Droid. No wonder I have been moping around crying for last two days. Oh well on the plus side it is exactly four weeks from last one. Minus 12 hours but if I call tomorrow cd1, that will be a 28 day cycle at last. About time.
Eaten all the chocs. Off to find cake!

Commiserations Kat :(

Well all notions of me doing a Kirsty / Nigella perfect handmade goddess mother impression went out of the window when it became clear as the day went on that me and smallchild are both still ill. We went out for a drive to the countryside centre where we bumped into some mates and rallied a little. Then went and visited the hedonists over the road who entertained smallchild and gave me some medicinal booze. I am now in bed and smallchild is too. Fingers crosses we are back in a party mood tomorrow - I love NYE usually.

I have eaten leftover Chinese at six am for breakfast!!
I recommend it highly as a cure for droid induced melancholy. Particularly chow mein.

Wishing all beshies a lovely new years eve!

small child woke up at 8.30pm coughing. Did not settle till 1am with one wake at 4, woke at 7, lay in till 9.30 when we were woken up by mrBoo's line manager ringing to find out where he was! mrboo negotiated a day off with the very nice woman - now we are like zombies with a very bouncy boy who has no recollection of feeling ill whatsoever and sobbing his heart out for much of the night whatsoever.

I think I need to find a zombie themed NYE party...

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Please, someone come along and feel free to kick me in the head at my me me me me me me me me ...

OMG kat , Boo's moon woo stole your baybee too!? :( Sorry about the droid - fucking moon shit. Although like sunshine I think it was, mine has only been 48 hours - wtf?

boo Have a me me me if you want. :)

What are everyone's plans for tonight? Us: cheap bottle of pink fizz, crisps, chocolate, ice-cream (?), argument by 10pm, in bed by 11:30pm back-to-back as per usual! We always survive xmas but NYE turns us in to enemies - and let us not forget the "Great Argument About Broccoli" of 2008!

boo Partial solar eclipse on 4th Jan - will we all droid as a result? I'm going to get humped on a lay line I think.

Am mildly cheered up to discover that I have evidently been given the moon as a belated Christmas present from the BESHes... :o

Am curious, Alps - how did the broccoli argument go? I love a good argument but MrG won't argue

Boo must be something in the water as had a horrid night with MiniG too. Refused to go to sleep for about two hours by which time I fell asleep with him. Woke up half hour later - demanding all sorts. Woke again at 2:30 demanding something to eat. Went downstairs, gave him cereal, had one mouthful then went back to sleep. Zombie today also.

Boo me me me me is allowed. When I was little my Dad bought me a Snoopy poster that had the little bossy girl & Snoopy on. Snoopy said "Do you know the earth revolves around the sun?" The little girl replies " Really, I thought it revolved around me...." Me me me is one of my flaws. I have to concentrate sometimes

MS has come home from B&Q with a Playstation 3. Hmmmm not been to B&Q then

Am being a grown up tonight and going to my brothers for civilised NYE rather than to a house party with my friends which will result in yet another massive hangover

Pliz to expand on the broccoli Alps??

:o at MS coming home from B&Q with a games console Sunny

New Years Resolution from the molehill

1. Come out of self imposed lurkage now that all the drink has (just about, give me a few more hours) been drunk, and project weigh less than a baby elephant is recommencing.

2.be so extreeemely witty, quirky and risque without going over the top into bawdy,that the BESHs in their fur trim bikinis forgive my absence, and welcome me back into their open arms (whilst of course still wearing fur trim bikinis)

1. Recommence no soap watch, which went beautifully until the Corrie tram crash (curses, am a seasonal big story promotional promoter's wet dream)

1. Finally accept the inevitable, and set up second home with Stringer for recreational purposes

1. Sit on Avebury stones,at midnight and beyond, nekkid, in protest, until all BESHs win whatever baybees they require. (believe me, see item 1 to see that the gods of fertility will take pity on the witnesses of distressing sight, and grant us all updiffedness immediateley immediatley immediately.

1. Learn to spell immediately on first go.(still not sure by the way)

Belated festive greetings to all- hope you all got what you asked for. (note to self, ask for something next year) and a most fecund New Year. I shall be passing this evening in the company of my FIL, who is ok, but I invited in desperation of not being us,on our own, and am now thinking that would have actually been better, as we could have finished watching Prison Break

Roll on 2011... 2010 was the year for other people I know to have babies, so this must be my /our year. It has been decreed!

Hellooooooo Moley :) I am especially liking number 5, although think stones would be mighty cold on exposed arse and thus might cause the dreaded PILES.

Yes Pony the broccoli argument! We demand to know :)

We are going nowhere and doing nowt for NY but on the plus side Mr Shoes has fitted a blind for the bathroom so people can't see us nekkid. Which is nice.

May 2011 bring lovely things to all of you :) Oh, and gin. Always gin.

Just wanted to wish you all Happy New Year!! I too hope that all your hearts desires are granted in 2011.

I am pooped and would like to go to bed now please

Happy New Year BESHettes! I'm still in bed and am planning on not getting up. Hope everyone had fun last night and no rows re broccoli....

Broccoli? Well, it's obvious innit? "Why don't you eat broccoli? everyone else in the world eats broccoli", "but it's disgusting and tastes like shit", "oh this is sooooo typical - because you think you don't like broccoli you've declared war on all vegetables. You eat like a badly disciplined child.", "Broccoli tastes of shite". And so forth, for 3 hours.

I had 3 glasses of fizz and fell asleep on the couch by 10:45. Yes, my life is that glam!

Well done starnose and congrats on bringing back Stringer - can you loan him out to the rest of us if you're not using him for an hour or two?

Happy New Year all, may 2011 bring all you want it to.

Happy New Year lovely ESHes :)

ps I'd love an ESH trip to Avebury nosemolestar