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Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

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Ariesgirl · 05/10/2010 16:34

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

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PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 21:38

MrBoo is watching 'Licence to kill'. That Timothy Dalton is the ugliest Bond ever.

PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 21:41

linoleum Did droid just appear now in all his rusty metal glory? Barsteward.

milanomum · 13/10/2010 21:46

Well, I think so...it's all a bit of a headfuck tbh.

Dalton makes me think "hairy"

PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 21:49

I don't want to feed the menkul but is it def the bleepng fucker or could it be implantational?

Headbanger · 13/10/2010 21:52
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Ariesgirl · 13/10/2010 21:53

Ooh budge up, budge up, let me sit next to the fire. Boo, loads of houses down here don't have central heating, even new ones. This is the fourth place we're lived in in Cornwall which hasn't had heating. It's daft. No one will visit us in the winter! And this is an open plan cottage with the kitchen in a crappy greenhouse conservatory out the back. Obviously we will try and move if I get diffed but there's one fly in the ointment - much as I love her, it's the feckin cat. Landlords don't want them.

I thought Dalton was ok. Better than Roger Moore.

HB and Salts, I'm 5 DPO. Time to pee? Har har har har. I have the odd stab in the boob and also in the right ovarian region. I refuse to think anything until I see a line after last month's fiasco!

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PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 21:54
Headbanger · 13/10/2010 21:55

Oh I am sorry Milano Sad. Oh bloody bloody BLOODY BLOODY hell. Why does it having to be SO PISSWANKING HARD?!

I used to ADORE T. Dalton because of . Come to think of it I sometimes think this adaptation might be single-handedly responsible for my penchant for old men Confused

PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 21:57

Twasn't me that mentioned the heating Rie. No matter.

Dalton may be ok acting wise but what about sexy wise?

Headbanger · 13/10/2010 22:01

He does it for me sadly BettyBoo. I like 'em big and hawkish; potentially cruel but with a base note, as it were, of melancholy. Nothing pretty. Nothing hairless. Nothing nice.

Disclaimer: The OM is the most uncruel, most radiantly nice man alive Confused.

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Ariesgirl · 13/10/2010 22:06

Just read about the mystery of the disappearing and then reappearing droid Milano. Bah. How do our bodies respond so immediately to any kind of ill-considered hope? Huh?

In other nipple news, I feel like I have needles through mine. Is that a symptom?

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Ariesgirl · 13/10/2010 22:08

Oh yes, Dalton is a Dish. Easily the best thing about Flash Gordon in my opinion.

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PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 22:09

No need for 'sadly' Bigbangers - I could be persuaded after seeing the Mr Rochester link.

Although for me it's Mr Darcy all the way

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rocketleaf · 13/10/2010 22:15

delurking to 2nd MacFaydden>>>>>Firth by a fecking huge country mile. Snogs all round with extra tongue for salts and the envy rant.

PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 22:20

Just had to IMDB him as I knew I recognised him from somewhere. He was Caesar in Rome.

Yes, I concur. V. nice.

PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 22:22

It's the way he looks in the mist. With his britches.

Headbanger · 13/10/2010 22:27

Oh yes yes YES Ciaran Hinds! YES!

I cannot forgive MacFaddywotsit for snogging Knightley. Jennifer Ehle was SO much better it isn't even funny.

Hey Boo I = massive Rome fan!

PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 22:30

Yes we did love Rome. Vair sexy too it was.

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Ariesgirl · 13/10/2010 22:32

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=zenoslochmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/darcy.jpg&imgrefurl=bookrat-misty.blogspot.com/2010/06/character-connection-jane-austens_10.html&usg=__-tC2TcqpwvIjGT4ofa3wfxsIBUQ=&h=338&w=450&sz=25&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=g8BRwxqiMLr5GM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=200&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJane%2BAusten%2Bheroes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D618%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=596&vpy=244&dur=1221&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=111&ty=86&ei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&oei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">too young

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.jackiereeve.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/frederick.jpg&imgrefurl=www.jackiereeve.com/%3Fp%3D105&usg=__XJ221_tCVPnOa_iEBKewAs33QSU=&h=293&w=440&sz=37&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=bIfsCx9xhhMY7M:&tbnh=147&tbnw=201&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJane%2BAusten%2Bheroes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D618%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=426&ei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&oei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=146&ty=84" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">too clean cut

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=cleobulle.perso.cegetel.net/prideandprejudice/pics/Bingley.jpg&imgrefurl=bookrat-misty.blogspot.com/2010/06/character-connection-jane-austens_10.html&usg=__he_EDiNyczU_APzHqp48ybCSWik=&h=325&w=500&sz=28&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=_jeKHQOb2qCsEM:&tbnh=166&tbnw=217&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJane%2BAusten%2Bheroes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D618%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=962&vpy=333&dur=2242&hovh=181&hovw=279&tx=187&ty=138&ei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&oei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">don't even go there

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=knightleyemma.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ec2_darcy1.jpg&imgrefurl=bookrat-misty.blogspot.com/2010/06/character-connection-jane-austens_10.html&usg=__HWnIqbA3K6k2soGRr4q_2g2ucAk=&h=525&w=350&sz=51&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=KAicY4pmuquFpM:&tbnh=166&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJane%2BAusten%2Bheroes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D618%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=863&vpy=238&dur=4401&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=104&ty=237&ei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&oei=CSS2TOOJIJL84AaDi-SgDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">- something's not quite right

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01212/colin-firth-460_1212763c.jpg&imgrefurl=colinfirth.fansitehost.org/&usg=__0i_YntvIb62icYPWAW028zb1tGM=&h=288&w=460&sz=18&hl=en&start=25&zoom=1&tbnid=38XwmijHCM0OVM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=188&prev=/images%3Fq%3DColin%2BFirth%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D618%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C549&um=1&itbs=1&ei=PCW2TMLXFIyTjAeY1Ni9Aw&iact=hc&vpx=146&vpy=253&dur=345&hovh=143&hovw=229&tx=112&ty=90&oei=MyW2TMnYI9X34AbZxdygDQ&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:25&biw=1280&bih=618" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I certainly would

This took me ages by the way.

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PrincessBoo · 13/10/2010 22:38

'Somethings not quite right'. Yep, wetting myself. That was worth the effort, thanks Ramlady :o

Oh and re. CF - I still would of course. But I'd do MM first. Twice.

Headbanger · 13/10/2010 22:39

x-post with the duel-shagging Boo Grin

What am I doing out of bed? I have to be in the office at 8am Confused

Headbanger · 13/10/2010 22:41

DUAL! Fucking DUAL! What the fuck, man? What's happening to me? Am I losing my mind? I'll mis-place a semi-colon next and then there's nothing for it but a shotgun to my brain and off to the knacker's yard to be turned into glue!

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Ariesgirl · 13/10/2010 22:41

EEEEEUUUUUUUWWWW, not Brandon! His voice sounds like an oil slick! Though I may be confusing him with Alan Rickman.

The not-quite-right one was all pouty and forheady!

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