Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

Bugger. Fecking droid. Here salty, have a hot, spicy cider. Perfect autumnal drink.

Yay a new place - I like the sound of heather - perhaps with a hearty eggnog to welcome in those winter nights. Here's to many MADs. hic! :)

I'm not allowing any despair and/or Pit floundering.

I might have to get one of those electronic baby predictor or whatever they are called.

Oooh, Lord Byron! I love him. He would be on my list of people I'd be allowed to have sex with without Mr S getting cross.

Oh salty, that's crap. :( So sorry. Roll in the heather with me & share a hot toddy?

egg nog

can't chart LadyG am Far Too Incompetent. Have you laid an egg yet?

I was given it today with a coffee. Little eggcup full of eggnog with a splodge of cream on top. Nom.

I was going to accept your kind offer of a roll in the heather Pony, but not if you smell of eggydrink.

Do you think giving my ovaries a bollocking will get 'em back to normal? Perhaps making them write lines, or do press ups or summat?

The eggydrink masks the smell of horses... you takes yer chances with me tbh.

oh, alright then.

Are you a new or a namechange?

Tis so hard to keep up.

I'm a FESH who's namechanged and is loitering in BESH until I start having unsatisfactory, unprotected sex and monthly wailing sessions again come December.

I see.

Loitering? That makes the Palais sound like a rather unsavoury public convenience...

What? You mean like with a drunk in the corner crying & smelling ever so slightly of wee? Two girls staggering in to touch up their lipstick and declaring "I love you babes", "yeh, me too babes" and someone having bumsex in the end cubicle?

Not forgetting an innocent dragged in for "inappropriate touching". Yes Mr Depp - I'm talking about you!

dazautomaticnever mind you 'coming all over Thomas Hardy'-(posted about a day ago, frankly shameful that this went uncorrupted) he's mine I tell you, come over someone else. Actually I can see my Tom frolicking in flouncey shirt on the heathery hillside too, all flushed from the growing chill factor in the air.

Evening BESHlets, have increased my workload one hundred (count'em) percent this week-now doing two days (the strain) so am celebrating TFIT- something about part time workers gloating of having finished for the week seems to make us mortifyingly unpopular, have yet to figure out what.

Have very grim memories of having to sing a 14 year old boy genius composer's version of 'Ode to Autumn' in annual Music School concert. It was the singularly most painful piece of tosh I've ever heard, and nigh on impossible to sing. Will be pleased to have my apples bended with memories of BESH successes instead.

saltybreath am sorry you got got that rosy hued robot -am thinking of dressing that droid up in hat and coat, begging for a few pennies, then joyfully incinerating it on bonfire night. WHilst eating toffee apples, and tiffin of course.

Just like that Ponytail..just like that..

Mmmmm...Mr Depp. he's also on my list.

So....how many baybees do you have? Why december?

Babes, babes, BABES! Whassup babes? Or hun (delete as appropriate) AAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!

There is no Pit in this thread, salty. So that's good. You simply get to have some with Lord Byron instead and get off your tits on his opiates. I too am too incompetent and baffled to chart. In fact that reminds me, I'm going to have to seduce Byron Lucas MrA ce soir at some point.

I am to be found in the original scrolls of the Palace. After 1 year TTC I won a baybee. I had an emcs in July and was told I wasn't allowed (shouldn't) conceive for 6 months else my uterus will burst open and my baybee will fall out in to my tummy and out of my bumhole or something like that. So for now, I'm just sucking my folic acid tablets - having sex for fun (ha!) and fuelling the odd menkul around here.

I'm not doing the pit anyhow.

I just want to know why droid is so early. Does it mean I ovulated a week early OR that luteal phase is freakishly short?

Opiates

Salty there was a particularly attractive romantic 18th C outfit on the first page which is bound to seduce Lord B.

gosh. Well done on win pony - what flavour do you have?

I hate folic acid tablets. Tis a daily fucking reminder of babyfail.

lovely new thread.

Sorry about the droid, Saline.

I think this would suit me

Oh definitely I wonder if they have them in Top Shop. Just imagine all the bodice ripping he could do if you wore that.

and I picked out this for you, Rie

Fuck . That would give me displaced organs and attacks of the vapours. I may swoon into Lucas's arms. It may even give me an hourglass shape with boobs and everything.