Bum, started another message, copied it as BBB nicked needed laptop for work, and cut beginning off. Can't remember how I started. Something about paint charts in B&Q never looking the same again, you're all ver ver funny.
Welcome to newbies katthedog and sunshineonarainyday
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don't have to be MAD to come here, but it helps etc
casslut you slaaaaaag. Did you like it, going down in the cellar on with the dirty dirty man?
muser I also don't like feet.
arielgetsitclean sorry bout your technofail, glad you had paintcharts of pantsnot to cheer you and head up. Imagine if someone you know asked how you were and you were in that Ricky Gervais film where you had to tell the troof about why you were laughing. That would be funny.
bitey sounding v v v suspicious to me, and I don't think enough fuel has been laid on this fire yet- projectile vomit you sa? hmmmm, allow me to assess the tenderness of your breastage...
BB menthol fags always remind me of the futility of having polos after you'd been smoking on the number 93 on the way home. Does anyone else have a deeply irresponsible pang of pity for our EShspring, who will never be able to come in and say, 'course I smell of smoke, had to sit upstairs on the bus on the way home'
salsapop i had lots of pokey pains in pg too. much respect for thread startage, could never put myself out there,am in awe
princessandthepea cudos for dental survival, did you get pooh or piglet on your sticker?
milano and monkey hoooooooraaaaahhhhhh!! well done for dropping butter dish on these stubbled plains, you're the living embodiment of mellow fruitfulness. hope your gourd swelling goes swimmingly
whenfiver and scorps there be secrets? are you having a threesome? can we watch?
anypassingesh Hi.
(have cunningly deflected fact of having Nothing of Interest To Say by interest in others. I thank you )