Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

Bah! Strike through failiure again am crap at this.

Contract extended? Contract extended? Why I believe that calls for one of these!

Well done !

As to ovulating - hm. I think EWCM is a pretty dang good indicator myself. Mine always coincides with the big fat thumbs up from the CBFM...

Thanks HB >applies tassles and returns twirly display< current contract was due to expire in May so am safe for another six months maybe even a year. If I can diffed quick enough might even get maternity leave! Should really get off MN and back to work as token of my appreciation to kindly boss....

Quick! HB! Okie's grappling with a chimney sweep over in the Deli!

BB - ARSEBUCKETS I dunno how you've not gone proper mental by now. 12 days late?! Can you actually sue your own reproductive organs for emotional distress?!

All the names are changing and me not know who be who. Am struggling to remember own name at the mo. [ficko emoticon]

Urgh, my chimney sweep is foulsome (don't care if that is a real word or not). Good at his job though. Scorps I was mental to begin with, I'm crazy me!

Victorian servant porn?!

Biteme - woohoo to the contract extension . We also have to SWI tonight - AGAIN! The blardy piss stick says yes, so hopefully I'll go off the boil tomorrow and we can resume normality (i.e. shagging once a week if we're lucky). I thought this would be done and dusted over the weekend, but nope, couldn't possibly be that easy. I'm certain Mr O is going to moan about this evening's request.

Headsup - mmmm, not sure how to hint at area. A not so subtle hint is Kim Peek. That's my general area, but with smaller folk. What's yours my lufferly?

Get back into your coal bin you minx! Dirty strumpet!

Oh crikey that sounds vay VAY interesting and cerebral, whenzit . Mine is in the general literary field but I shan't say precisely what, as I was in the first year of anyone doing that subject at doctoral level in the UK, and one of only 3 or 4, so it would rather 'out' me (not that anyone fucking cares, mind ).

BB You must feel honoured that your friends love you so much - what lovely, lovely friends! :) 12 days late is just taking the piss. Here, have this stick - I've biro'd in a line for you because after 12 days you definitely deserve one.

banger I haz a job interview next week - it's a "jeans and sneakers" culture - however, I'll be wearing a suit which barely stretches across my ample arse and feeling nervous.

Dutch courage not a good idea. Had an interview at Guys back in 92 (?) - had a shifty on the train for Dutch courage. Realised afterwards that I may have come across as pished. At 10am. They did not hire me.

Ah yes Pony - much lucks for that! When I am nervous I always think, fuck it, people will only look at my face once they've first said hello. So it's lippie and Touche Eclat and good hair, and the hell with my arse!

Your performance at Guy's makes me love you. That is all.

Yes, that's what I figured - enough slap to sink a ship and a ricter grin. They'll see my arse as I leave.

HB's PhD subject IS Victorian Servant Porn, that's why she won't 'fess up

Oh Score there goes my anonymity

Silence, hussy, or I will pull down your bloomers and give you a good spanking!

You laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav it

I daren't actually meet you in RL, lest we fall in most Sapphic love...

crosses stage centre left, dragging Mitchell by hair Am off down pit. Droidified. dinnae worry yoursen, I have much red wine, and also profiteroles. 'Come on Vamp boy, we don't have all day'.
exits, right

Disclaimer: as part of sodding TTbloodycC malarky haven't touched a drop since the Gin Incident last droid, which in normal person's drinking is about three years, so apologies in advance for any inappropriate posts/wailing and tearing of clothes later this evening.

Oh Starryeyedsurprise is that fucker EARLY?

g'day sheilas.

Hello Hags. I am completely knackered and every muscle aches. I wish I could say it was because of a shag fest, but t'wasn't.

StarrySky fucking bollocks. That's what I think of that. I think you can drink lots of red wine if the occasion demands. Once Mitchell is done I can let you have a go on Lucas if you like ? AND Cap'n Jack - blimey. Though remember all pit action is taking place in a hayloft this thread as befits the autumnal theme.

Twizzling tits eh Bangers? That should give Dry Crusty Old Crush a shock if you ever try it on him. I dare you.

1992 Alpine? What was this job? Aren't you the same age as me, give or take a year? You must have been awfully precocious (though not enough to abstain from the Dutch courage of course)

Why so achy Rie?

Bollock to Droid StarsnStripes. I hate the bugger

no GGup dead on time. (Am not so clockwork as to tell exact time of day, but am always on same date as month before) On the plus side, this shows am now back to normal after MC -whooop de doo- but since am wonky one tube tess have to wait two months now ( I know, it's not 100% guaranteed to be one side then t'other, but it is mostly) (excuse me while I baboozle you with sciencey technical speak)

I know am v lucky to have la molette, (though she is currently eating my profiteroles...mmmmm ..lishous mummy)so will count my blessings and not go on. (also, BBB out so no channel4 news, can indulge in Dr Cox in peace, yey )

How's thee saltcellar?

PS Thanks for Captain Jack, unfortunately there's seems to be some crucial bits missing- almost looks as though they've been worn off?

Cap'n Jack without a willy? There's just no point. Geddit?

Yay for molette, but you can still feel sad about not having a sibling for her yet. I do.

Although MiniG just suddenly and dramatically puked just as I was picking him up from nursery. Straight into the waiting hands of the sick admissions nazi. So I have to keep him home for 48 hours. Even though he'll prob be fine tomoz after a good nights sleep and a cuddle. Blardy hell. Mushn't grumble and all that though - I'm just rapidly running out of holiday as all is having to be used for poorly child.