Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

I read summat like that too in my obsessing reading re: Teflon Womble Syndrome, Ponyclub. It says Baby aspirin but have never seen such a thing . Surely cannot give asprin to a baybee?

I don't know what to make of the aspirin thing - cunty said to take it between OV & BFP - we both won. Then because I had pre-eclampsia this time I'm supposed to take aspirin for my next pregnancy - but obv. I am not a baybee so will be taking grown-up's aspirin.

Did you just take it until the BFP? Or afters too?

I stopped after... about a week after I think - can't remember.

How much? How often? Shall I go and get some now? I know I'm not a tubby smoker but still, anything's worth a go.

Have a cake, a fag and an aspirin Aries, it can't hurt!

hello.

Hope everyone's all good, did I miss anything, I'm not sure I have the strength to read it all you chatty bunch.....

You missed an awful lot of Very Silly and Inane Chat, Salts so don't worry about it too much. Do I detect a note of :(?

? not really. More [mildly fed up emoticon]

Nothink to worry about though LovelyAries. have you started 2WOOFLing yet?

Oh yes. Though I'm not a natural 2WOOFLer I must say. I try and push it to the back of my head for as long as I can and then it all rushes up and overwhelms me and it's all I can think about for three days and then the droid arrives. That's generally how it is. Maybe if I do it for a longer period of time in a self mocking sort of way it will be gentler.

I think you have the right idea. Is no gentler if you do it for the whole time, just longer. Then the whole frickin cycle rolls on again.

Utterly shite.

:(

Delurks

Salts have some erotiviolence to lift your spirits

Relurks

Thank you truff 'preciate that.

Lucas is on! That should cheer you up.

I have just been perusing TCOYF. It has alarmed and overwhelmed me. I don't think I can do it.

Oh salty am feeling for you so much. It is a big, dark rollercoaster, that is more cruel for the constant shreds of hope. And it's not really much help when eejits like me say, 'Been there, and look, it really can work out ok in the end', so I won't. (no, I didn't say where, it's private)Here, I bought you this pretty yound steel worker, who was busy rebuilding the Titanic on C4. He has hot tools that melt stuff really well. (and is nostalgically called Luke Perry. 90210 anyone?) Sloppy snogs with a lip bite.

It's shite. And then there's people like that on that fred. Extra shite.

mooooooo fucking moooooooooooo!

I read that about aspirin recently, took one last month (normal one) and then felt guilty in case i was pregnant. I think the amount needs to be controlled so that's why they use the so-called baybee aspirin. I think they might be very small (fnar).

I LOVE this thread. It's made a little bit of wee come out I've been laughing so much. Thank the f**king lord there are some normal people out there who want a baybee.... .

AGGHHHH I cannot keep upppp! And I am pissed-posting, which is a cardinal sin.

Yo, yo, home girl Arie. Oh, and piss off.

My other homegirl: 'Ead, are ya getting close to the end of the Phd and hence all the work?

Hey Occster, yeah, been working too hard, and frankly wondering how I can hold down the job and the BESHly fred.

Barbarossa you are just a beginner. It has been decided long ago, that I not only deserve NHS help, I am in dire need of it. Forgive me for not feeling proud of that particular accomplishment. Same goes for When. Your first appointment? I am not being dismissive, just a bit further down the line. Don't be nervous, not much happens at your first one. It's at the second one where they give you a sentence. Is bitterness oozing out with my Rose?

Finally, is it appropriate to fancy your own boss and invite him out for a drink, even if it is just for fun and you have no intentions?

I should namechange. When, are you a noob or a namechanger?

I'm a namechanger! Got highly pissed off last cycle when droid appeared so could think of no better name than this one. It accurately reflected my thought processes at the time, although I removed the expletives that were also running through my head I was/am Orchid.

HopOn drunk on a Monday night? Nice work. Sorry you were feeling so frustrated by it all last night and hope the hangover's not punishing you this morning. Oh and surely if the boss is purely eye candy then tis ok to look non?

In other news I have a temp shift this morning so it seems I GaGa can predict an egg. I'm not sure how I feel this cycle as although we've technically done things right, I've been taking all sorts of drugs for the back ishoo (which have caused havoc with my digestive system) Bring on WOOFLmania (pliz to kipper me once it gets bad in approx one day week.

GaGa I had a read of the charters fred, thanks for the tip. I shall be over there verily. Didn't feel yesterday was appropriate for a noob intro.

P.S In my bleary eyed rush to tell of my good temp news (gotta get it where you can) I initially missed the bold in Fairy's second post and thought it was one of those 'Christmas cracker' style jokes. You know, "When is noob not a namechanger?"

sunshine - You know the rules - you've to locate the questionnaire and lay yourself bare.

Was thinking about the WDF (or WD40) project for the winter differs. Although WD40 is a bit teflon-ish, non?

We had a big MAD last year when 4 of us conceived on or around Halloween - our forces were in alignment strangely enough. All very Hocus Pocus.

Aries Have you yet taken to sticking your fingers up your foof in the office to check? TCOYF is just a book sweetie - don't let it annoy the shit out of you. You could read 100 books but what you really need is for MrA to man up and give you some of the good stuff. If reading could get you pregnant then we'd all have been diffed aged 13 and three quarters.